lachlan “lauchie” gordon

253 posts

lachlan “lauchie” gordon banner
lachlan “lauchie” gordon

lachlan “lauchie” gordon

@Dundee88alpha

depressed Notre dame fan | banned from 14 footy grounds | bag deleter | 2x divorces | boar hunter

Australia Katılım Ekim 2025
19 Takip Edilen14 Takipçiler
Vote
Vote@VoteConscience3·
@mackswitchy ISTG str8 people will find any excuse to be the center of attention during pride month.
English
6
0
55
65K
Mack 👺
Mack 👺@mackswitchy·
Adam22 CRASHES OUT on live after his wife Lena The Plug filed a divorce on him after she caught him in bed with ANOTHER MAN and he blames it on her cheating 🫪🌈 “Lena has slept with over 150 men but when I do it it’s a problem, she just filed a divorce for my money”
English
155
255
6.6K
1.8M
Akilles
Akilles@Akilles117·
@JustJenRX I get it’s a pen and shit this time, but these motherfuckers act like shooting someone in the leg is impossible. Idgaf. Shoot somebody in the kneecap, see if they don’t comply. This idiot mag dumps into the center mass of a human being when he sees a pen 😂
English
1
0
0
300
Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸
Just Jen ℞ 🫡🇺🇸@JustJenRX·
San Diego’s finest have to shoot a woman who’s trying to stab them with a pen. She takes 2 to the chest and still won’t stop advancing on them! The cop then tases her, and she STARCHED out, hitting the ground with a sickening, yet satisfying THUD!!!
English
89
41
720
15.6K
Frontierism
Frontierism@frontierism·
Still insane to me that the Red Sox simply posted an old video of opening day in America and it was so radicalizing that they had to turn off replies
Fenway Park@fenwaypark

Tomorrow.

English
218
4.2K
50.9K
2.1M
Breaking911
Breaking911@Breaking911·
The suspected shooter at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner incident has reportedly been identified as 31-year-old Cole Allen of Torrance, California.
Breaking911 tweet media
English
394
1.1K
3.5K
628.8K
Spice Boy's Revenge
Spice Boy's Revenge@SpiceBoy991726·
Wish somebody would do something to that howlingmutant guy so he don't post no more
English
116
0
8
118.6K
Daily Loud
Daily Loud@DailyLoud·
Tom Hanks has made it clear who his pick is for the next James Bond. “James Bond has a license to kill. I would issue that license to Idris Elba just based on the work that I’ve seen him do.”
Daily Loud tweet media
English
1.1K
1.9K
36.3K
4.5M
lachlan “lauchie” gordon
lachlan “lauchie” gordon@Dundee88alpha·
@hopelessxentric Mate I think everyone thinks you’re a fuckin schizo. Like there’s no redeeming qualities everyone genuinely wishes you get help before you hurt yourself
English
0
0
0
4
wear an N95 in public (ily)
wear an N95 in public (ily)@hopelessxentric·
Am i well connected or is everyone well connected if they're extremely high verbal high social and know how to weave threads together
English
1
0
0
46
HowlingMutant
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·
@MattWalshBlog I need my Australian niggas theyre they’re the only ones on at three am
English
64
18
3.8K
76.5K
Matt Walsh
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog·
My user experience just got 500 times better
Matt Walsh tweet media
English
3.5K
1K
40.7K
1.4M
lachlan “lauchie” gordon retweetledi
Still Boneless
Still Boneless@still_boneless·
“B-b-b-but did you s-s-see there were stuffed animals in her g-g-glovebox?”
Still Boneless tweet media
English
55
418
13.7K
134.6K