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2.5 weeks until vacay in NM, can't wait for them #enchiladas

@SouthwestAir I really think you need to review your agents. Fine to me, but nearly no one else

@SouthwestAir SW, please run some quality control on how Ben treated people today at Gate A11 at BWI airport.

#Tesla pays back its green energy loan 9 years early. @MittRomney this is obviously Obama's fault right? #BlameObama

@espn Does a no hitter that is A) softball and B) end in a score of 5-2 even count? #sundevils suck

Traffic sucks today in Baltimore. I blame #Obama

National Anthem before the Bruins game was awesome. Best I've ever heard. #Boston

@NoDoubtTrout congrats man. Pick Canelo apart and show Mayweather that he doesn't want to fight you either. #TroutNation

10 bucks from @Justin_Sain because "tails never fails!" BOOM

@OscarDeLaHoya RT: Now What? set up a fight with @NoDoubtTrout and Saul Alvarez.

So lucky for @santonio10 and his aching foot, he's got the best amateur foot masseuse in the country for a coach. #NYJets

@emilymiller good articles! Makes me surprisingly happy I relocated to MD from the sensible south west over WDC. #2Arights

@NoDoubtTrout congrats man! You'll be on #PPV at my house when you take down @realmiguelcotto. Show Puerto Rico what a New Mexican is!

#SCOTUS upholds #obamacare 5 to 4. Good decision, but could #USA be any more polarized along political lines? #badnews

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@NoDoubtTrout knock him out Saturday Austin, you've got some fans watching you in #Baltimore

Triple H, Justin Bieber, AND 50 Cent? Well, Mayweather already has this in the bag, his crew rolls way harder.

@dancejunkie "For English, press 1. For Spanish, move to Mexico and press 2".... CALLATE lo sico!

@Justin_Sain #Coburns is open again. After going black now they're going back... Weird I know!

#Texas, the #tornados attack you because #godhatesyou and how much you love yourselves. we all hate you too.

UNC Ashville got screwed, TWICE. Refs don't want a 16 to beat a 1?