DunkenLFC

@FabrizioRomano @FutteCFC

🚨👀 Enzo Fernández: “I always tell my wife Valu that if I have to choose a city to live in Europe, I really like Madrid”. “It's very similar to Buenos Aires, also because of the food”, told Luzu Tv. 🥘

Zendaya reveals that Tom Holland is her favorite Spider-Man of all time.

@AnfieldSector @sOlafLuhg

534 – since joining Liverpool in 2017, Salah has created the most chances in open play in the Premier League 435 – the forward has appeared on 435 occasions for the Reds across all competitions, ranking him 23rd overall in club history 281 – his total goal contributions in the Premier League for Liverpool (189 goals, 92 assists) is the most any player has for one club in the division’s history 255 – Salah’s haul of 255 goals for Liverpool in all competitions is the third-highest total in the club’s history, behind only Ian Rush (346) and Roger Hunt (285) 151 – in September 2021, he reached the milestone of 100 league goals for the Reds in just 151 games, a club record 138 – Salah has averaged a goal for every 138 minutes of play for Liverpool, his current total of 255 coming from 35,326 minutes 119 – alongside prolific goalscoring, he has also been a consistent creator, notching 119 assists for teammates to date 94 – Salah has the joint-third-most European appearances for the Reds, alongside Sami Hyypia. Only Steven Gerrard (130) and Jamie Carragher (150) have more 92 – of Salah’s catalogue of assists, 92 have been served in the Premier League, which no other Liverpool player can better. Gerrard is also on 92 55 – Salah holds the record for the club’s quickest goal scored in a European Cup match, having netted after 55 seconds versus FC Midtjylland in December 2020 53 – no-one in Reds history has scored more than the Egypt international in European fixtures, with 48 of those coming in the Champions League 47 – in 2024-25, he racked up the most goal involvements by a player in a 38-game Premier League season, with 29 goals and 18 assists 46 – Salah has successfully converted 46 penalties for the club from 55 attempts. In history, only Gerrard has scored more (47) 44 – in his debut campaign at Anfield, 2017-18, the No.11 delivered the second-most goals from a player in a single season in Reds’ history. Only Rush (47 in 1983-84) has ever netted more in one term for Liverpool 42 – Salah holds the Premier League record for the most games in which a player has registered both a goal and an assist 16 – Salah’s favourite opponent has been Manchester United, with 16 goals scored against them so far, ahead of Tottenham Hotspur (14) 8 – Salah’s Anfield career has included eight major trophies: two Premier League titles, one Champions League, one FA Cup, two League Cups, the FIFA Club World Cup and a UEFA Super Cup 7 – he has been named Premier League Player of the Month on seven occasions (November 2017, February 2018, March 2018, October 2021, October 2023, November 2024, February 2025), a record figure shared with Sergio Aguero and Harry Kane 6 minutes, 12 seconds – that is the record Salah holds for the quickest hat-trick during a Champions League game, coming at Rangers in October 2022 5 – Salah has reached the 30-goal mark in a season five times while at the club: 44 in 2017-18, 31 in 2020-21 and 2021-22, 30 in 2022-23 and 34 in 2024-25 4 – the Egyptian has claimed the Premier League’s Golden Boot on four occasions: 2017-18, 2018-19, 2021-22 and 2024-25. He holds the record with Thierry Henry 4 – there have also been four inclusions in the PFA Premier League Team of the Year for Salah, in 2017-18, 2020-21, 2021-22 and 2024-25 3 – he has been voted the PFA Players’ Player of the Year three times during his spell with Liverpool, with victory in 2017-18 followed by successes in 2021-22 and 2024-25. He was the first to take the accolade three times 3 – Salah has also been selected as the Football Writers’ Association’s Footballer of the Year on three occasions (2018, 2022 and 2025) 1 – in October 2021, Salah became the first visiting player in Premier League history to score a hat-trick at Old Trafford 1 – he was a FIFA Puskas Award winner in 2018 for his superb strike in the Merseyside derby at Anfield in December 2017

@TheImmortalKop @sOlafLuhg

This is my favourite Jose Mourinho moment of all time 😂

@memechaotic @boanthirdleg

Bro's doing random side quests at this point 😭

@TrollFootball @boanthirdleg

Me watching Barcelona vs Newcastle 😭

🚨❌ Thomas Tuchel on Trent left OUT of 35 men England squad: “I know what Trent can give us, and we decided to stick with our players”. “I know his strengths, he’s a huge player but It’s a sportive decision… we stick with Quansah, Spence, Livramento”.

@FabrizioRomano Pep knows ball

🚨 Pep Guardiola: “Real Madrid have not been my biggest challenge. My biggest challenge has been Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool”. “Maybe you’re in Spain [journalists] and you didn’t notice… You have no idea how it was like to face Liverpool in those games, a great learning experience”.

@TheAthleticFC @David_Ornstein Justice will always prevail

Chelsea have been handed a suspended one-year ban from signing first-team players and given a £10m ($13.7m; €11.6m) fine from the Premier League relating to alleged breaches of financial rules during Roman Abramovich’s time as owner. Full story from @David_Ornstein and @liam_twomey ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/70812…

@boanthirdleg Dream on baby better step up and save the day

@DunkenLFC you okay pal? He just lost the first bet of the day and this was his reaction😂

@CensoredLeak @boanthirdleg

This guy could put out a house fire

@LFC @premierleague How?

Arne Slot has been shortlisted for @premierleague Manager of the Month in February 🔴

💤💤💤 #slotout #salahout #gakpoout

@LFCLaurie @sOlafLuhg

Scoring 5 goals at Anfield against West Ham and still losing on xG?

@DeadlineDayLive @sOlafLuhg

🚨 One of the wildest transfer moments of 2025. Emiliano Martínez was in tears as he said his goodbyes to Aston Villa, seemingly expecting a wave of transfer offers to follow… Only to end up staying put — because not a single club came in for him. 😭

@ShithouseryHQ @sOlafLuhg

Still can’t believe Manchester United used to employ this guy 😭

@Drunkdoingshits @boanthirdleg

@capvirgvl @sOlafLuhg

bitch is that curtis jones

@lfcAmirV2 @FutteCFC

Today, Lavia has officially become the most expensive player EVER to play Premier League 2. They bottled their 2-0 lead today as well to Leeds. He's the 6th most expensive DM in history and he's still to this day NEVER played a full 90 for Chelsea.

@reeceollld @boanthirdleg

“are you this old” nigga i used one of these 3 days ago