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@MartienBall @DunkenLFC

The internet remains undefeated 😭

Aaaaaand it’s Leeds United Football Club ladies and gentlemen

@oddzowen @DunkenLFC

Constitution Hill at 7:30 tomorrow after Denise super boosts him to run.

@DunkenLFC @TheAthleticFC @David_Ornstein @FutteCFC

@TheAthleticFC @David_Ornstein Justice will always prevail

Chelsea have been handed a suspended one-year ban from signing first-team players and given a £10m ($13.7m; €11.6m) fine from the Premier League relating to alleged breaches of financial rules during Roman Abramovich’s time as owner. Full story from @David_Ornstein and @liam_twomey ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/70812…

@racingblogger @DunkenLFC

Checking your bank account after the Cheltenham Festival! 😭😭😭

LAST DAY OF CHELTENHAM THIS IS WHERE BOYS BECOME MEN THIS WHERE YOU SHOW WHAT YOURE MADE OF THIS IS WHERE YOU PUT YOUR MONEY ON ALL OF MULLIN’S HORSES BECAUSE HES GOING TO CLEAR THE DAY UP

Must’ve been an injury to Fantasy World there. I’ll check up on this

@Tombrownlee @DunkenLFC

Benidorm day itinerary 0845: Wake up fully clothed, blueberry ice vape still my pillow 0915: Bulldog Tabern for the full English: belly buster. Proper bacon, Heinz beans, 10 slices fried bread. Civilised start 1000: Tactical chunder behind OnlyTans salon. 1030: First Madri in the Nelson. Remind the locals who actually won the Napoleonic Wars 1035: Second Madri 1038: Third Madri 1045: Switch to Guinness. Things escalate 1055: Call in the bag already 1115: Hunt down Juan Charlie by the bins near the souvenir & vape shop. Vape top-up essential 1145: “Sports massage” at Secret Rubs on the way back. Purely therapeutic 1300: Back at Bulldog for the Cheltenham roar 1304: Stare at phone for 15 mins, bet on the favourite like a mug 1330: Proactif loses. Sack it off. Back to Juan Charlie 1345: Repeat ad nauseum 1730: Find somewhere to crash. Blueberry vape pillow again Living the dream boys 🇪🇸🍺 #Benidorm

@racingblogger @DunkenLFC

The face of a man who just lost his bollocks on Majborough at Cheltenham! 🥺 #CheltenhamFestival

ASK BREWSTER SAVES THE DAY AFTER A TOUGH DAY, ASK BREWSTER RAN A PERFECT RACE DM FOR TIPS

WOW BOYS WHAT A RACE MEATMEBYTHESEA YOU BEAUTY

@DunkenLFC you okay pal? He just lost the first bet of the day and this was his reaction😂

So damn close, but what a race from Paul Townend and Final Demand Starting off with a 1000 DKK deficit, but we move

CHELTENHAM DAY 2 MASSIVE DAY TODAY, I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BALLS Paul Townend gonna do me wonders, COME ON

@sOlafLuhg @WestHamPlace Proper manager

@WestHamPlace @boanthirdleg

Daniel Farke miming sniffing a line of coke while pretending to DJ and sing is about as good as it gets tbh

WE ARE MASSIVE @uniteddane

@mfccharlie_ @DunkenLFC @sOlafLuhg

Why have they edited a bloke onto that dog

@NeoTHFC @DunkenLFC

Fuck sake Romero died 💔

@exbacklove @GusCassoe

@GusCassoe @FutteCFC @sOlafLuhg @DunkenLFC @Drunkdoingshits Bro fatter ikke twitter gamet😂

@FutteCFC @boanthirdleg @sOlafLuhg @DunkenLFC @Drunkdoingshits Nej, det gør de ikke. Og det ragebaiter mig ikke mere det der gamle, så luk røven, bed om tak🥰