Dustin Lee

Wow, my very own personalized dumpster.

@themichaelcaine Sir Michael my wife and I were a few days late but we just watched Muppet Christmas Carol. Thank you for your talent and your feeling and your hope even in despair. The tears you inspire also inspire joy. I hope you are well this Christmas.

@MarkWarner Wow mark, sounds serious! You should call your Senator!

A fact that should scare the shit out of us: unemployment among recent college grads is already at 9%, and it could get up to 25% in the coming years. We need to get ready for serious and painful changes in the job market due to AI.

@jmcgonigal9 We can still get Marcus Freeman, right? I mean, that possibility doesn't violate the laws of thermodynamics, does it?

@kaijugamer2000 Return to 1998 form instead of looking like a giant living poop emoji

@Artifexx Please resign from whatever it is you do

@grahamformaine Please stick to lobster fishing.

Two decades ago Susan Collins voted to send me and my friends to kill and die in a meaningless war. It’s on the verge of happening again.

@lofi_Erika @grahamformaine ...what would be the correct sequence of events? He fought in a war and then Susan Collins voted for it?

@grahamformaine You have the sequence of events backwards.

@coachjfranklin Thanks for your time in State College and good luck against Pitt in perpetuity.

Welcome to the 'Burg!! #ThisIsHome

@DoctorSchoppe @LakeSuperior And grab Delaware and/or south Jersey beaches as compensation

@LakeSuperior As Philadelphian, I’m in only if we cut Long Island loose.

Endorsed.

@JakeSherman Jake, I would like you to be completely honest. Which of the figures in this cartoon do you see yourself as?

A few other GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican: “This entire White House team has treated ALL members like garbage. ALL. And Mike Johnson has let it happen because he wanted it to happen. That is the sentiment of nearly all — appropriators, authorizers, hawks, doves, rank and file. The arrogance of this White House team is off putting to members who are run roughshod and threatened. They don’t even allow little wins like announcing small grants or even responding from agencies. Not even the high profile, the regular rank and file random members are more upset than ever. Members know they are going into the minority after the midterms. “More explosive early resignations are coming. It’s a tinder box. Morale has never been lower. Mike Johnson will be stripped of his gavel and they will lose the majority before this term is out.”

"People have told me... they're saying this... they've said it... that where we are going... are you ready for this folks?... where we are going... we won't even need eyes... anymore. Eyes. Won't need 'em. How about that, can you believe it? It's going to be so beautiful"

@jmcgonigal9 They have to put a label on it so people know it's a trophy.

@mtracey @punishedmother "Aaaah, but Don Corleone clearly said it would be A SHAME if something happened to this fine establishment. How could that possibly be a threat?" ~This Guy

@punishedmother Because as I'm sure you know but are pretending not to, the word "girls" is commonly used to refer to young adult women in colloquial everyday speech x.com/mtracey/status…

It's so over for Donald Trump, now that we've learned he enjoys being around women in bikinis

@AtcynAmonster @pants None of us want that.

@Dusty__Lee @pants Oh without a doubt. I just hope it doesn't discourage him from dressing like that in the future.

@AtcynAmonster @pants But it will certainly be a very red wagon tomorrow

@pants That wagon broke his fall.

@cristela9 Bob probably thinks if you'd told your landlord about it they would have fixed it

We didn’t have a working oven.

@KlasfeldReports Does Stanley Woodward, Jr. include a period after his first name in his signature? (That is, sadly, a genuine question. Who knows what kind of sovereign citizen lunacy a Trump lawyer might buy into?)

@KlasfeldReports Interesting turn of phrase...."just SIGNED a brief" I see no signature. I see a typed /s/ Stanley. E. Woodward, Jr. How does that jibe with autopen hysteria? Can we be sure the actual Stanley Woodward, Jr. even knows about this so-called signature?

Notable: Stanley Woodward, who repped Trump's co-defendant in the classified docs case, just signed a brief attempting to quash a subpoena to Todd Blanche in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's case. He's a go-to lawyer for Trump allies turned DOJ No. 3. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.usco…

@pants Just impressed the bat managed to shout "Human form!" with a mouthful of apple.

@FirstSquawk Getting "trapped" on Mt. Everest is kinda like getting "attacked" by a shark. Whose fault is this, really?

NEARLY 1,000 PEOPLE TRAPPED ON MOUNT EVEREST SLOPES — RESCUE OPERATIONS UNDERWAY.