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Dusty Slay

@dustyslay

New full one hour special “Workin’ Man” streaming now on Netflix. Click the link below for tickets:

Nashville, TN Katılım Haziran 2010
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Dusty Slay
Dusty Slay@dustyslay·
This was a great day last year.
Norm Macdonald@normmacdonald

@dustyslay hey, Dusty, I remember you well and have followed your career since LCS. I told everyone those fish jokes. One thing about failure, it makes for the best stories. If you only have 3 minutes, it makes complete sense to use them all on one subject. Peace. You're having a great time

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Nick Huber@sweatystartup·
Good rule of being a dad: Don’t let your sons waste hours and days of their lives sitting out in the outfield. If they aren’t a stud, find something else to do.
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Dusty Slay@dustyslay·
@KatharinaLeAnn You know how being mad at people takes up energy in your life? Forgiving them lets you move on
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katbyrd🐦‍⬛@KatharinaLeAnn·
Somebody explain to me like I’m 5… how forgiving others sets me free.
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Hania
Hania@Hania16836·
Kaleb and I went out for dinner last night and I left a $20 tip on a $125 bill. The waiter didn't take it well and told us we shouldn't be going out to eat if we can't afford to tip at least 50. Now we're wondering if $20 isn't really enough.
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Johnny
Johnny@cab665·
@dustyslay Well, capitalism and the current administration of course. My b
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Dusty Slay@dustyslay·
Almost every business in the country feels like it was setup by someone who knew what they were doing and passed down to someone that didn’t. We’re just coasting to destruction. Or I could just be irritated with the airport
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Chris Williams
Chris Williams@Astro_ChrisW·
One question I get a lot is can you see the stars differently from up in space. When we orbit on the night side of the planet, we get a view of the stars very much like being in a very dark place on Earth. And because of our orbital inclination, we get to see the stars of both the northern and southern hemisphere. I captured this shot of our galactic plane from one of the windows of the Crew Dragon Freedom that is docked to the zenith docking port.
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anise
anise@AniseNot·
My son has proclaimed he’s a christian & it is lowkey killing his atheist father
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MrFootball
MrFootball@IMSOFOOTBALL·
@dustyslay @finnegans__take Why so strong about the pork thing in the Old Testament but you’re not into sacrificing your best animals and spreading blood across your doorway during Passover? Could the answer be Jesus?
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Mayra Flores@MayraFlores4TX·
I'd rather sit at a table full of sinners who admit their mistakes and struggles than at a table of those who pretend to be saints.
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Dusty Slay
Dusty Slay@dustyslay·
@Riffjackson Occasionally you get good help at the airport. But even when I’m super polite they are very short with me
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Riff Jackson Comedy@Riffjackson·
@dustyslay I feel like, bad customer service at the airport could be my fault. I should be more patient, While they're filming their, "customers suck", tiktok
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Yourmom2
Yourmom2@midwestmomma33·
@dustyslay Kinda feels like it’s by design 🤔
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Dusty Slay@dustyslay·
@popup_tddy They used to be for helping people not freak out in public
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𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾
𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾@popup_tddy·
cigarettes don't even get you high, right? like they're literally just for cancer
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Bizagorana
Bizagorana@bizagoranaa·
Wow, she’s very creative 🌟
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