Dwayne D. S.

@katieporterca Tom is a bitch. You can quote me and put that on your signs.

Tom, you literally spent some of the millions you’ve put into your campaigns running ads AGAINST single-payer. It wasn’t until five (5) months ago that you decided you had to support it to get elected. As usual, you boys argue while I’ve actually put in the work. I ran on Medicare for All in my very first election and championed it in Congress. Save the ego trip for your TV ads.

@KOLO8 was he measuring their necks for necklaces he was making?

A former substitute teacher at Fernley Intermediate was arrested after police say he placed his hands around the necks of two students.

Keith is like me. I'm a deeply perverted individual.

@greggrunberg Son, is that you?

It should be impossibly difficult to vote in elections.

@WalshFreedom Don't be all cunty Joe.

On a show earlier, I was asked whether I’d support Graham Platner. I said No. Not that I matter, but when I became a Democrat 11 months ago, I said the Dem tent must be big enough for Zohran Mamdani & Joe Walsh. And I still believe that. But there’s no tent big enough for me & Graham Platner. And I say that knowing most Dem voters disagree with me. But for me, Platner is a dishonest antisemite who’s lied about, and who’s never owned up to, not just his Nazi tattoo, but all the horrible things he’s said about Jews, Cops, rural whites, women, blacks, rape victims, gays, and so many more people & groups of people. Everyone (except Trump) is capable of changing, but Platner gives zero indication he has changed. I get that for most Dems it’s all about winning. I agree winning is important, but we all have our own personal red lines as well. If I lived in Maine, of course I wouldn’t vote for Susan Collins. But I wouldn’t vote for Platner either.

@redlobster @jillbgates They are going to go extinct when I'm done with you.

@jillbgates We’re not gatekeeping, Endless Shrimp is on! 🙌🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤

They bringing back endless shrimp? @redlobster

@VegasUncomped I used to drive that truck. It was great.

Be honest... How many of you have called this number? This truck has been a staple on the strip for as long as I can remember...

@reviewjournal BRO. I know that face. Pervert face. I have that face too.

David Copperfield will end his 25-year residency on the Las Vegas Strip on Thursday.→ neon.lvrj.com/post/3330630

Covid didn't come from a lab. It came from my bathroom. It is very dirty. Covid is still coming out of it to this day. Not my fault. I blame Bush/Obama.

@davidbobzien David! The response post here from you is under a now deleted post by the original author. What did it say and how did that age?

@dennisroy Over its LACK of vaccine requirements. Thank you Dave & co.

I usually go by "Dwayne the Pain" but this Payne is going by Dwayne now. Chris - can we get an update?

@deftonesfreek Climate change attacked me last night. Its in the room with me right now. And I agree with you. Climate change is in the walls. Can you hear it? Whispers.

#ClimateChange is no joke.

@ElliotMalin @TheDemocrats Democrats are the party of pure evil. Republicans are idiots and morons. They are not the same.

Good and decent men don’t have Nazi tattoos, Jon. Nor do they excuse rape and violence. If this is the path for @TheDemocrats, their future is bleak.

@DannyTarkanian DANNY BOY. You got my vote if I can watch.

@katieporterca I can relate to pretty much anyone. Even you. We are the same. Just two sexy people on a rock in space.

I can’t relate to Goldman Sachs or billion-dollar funds, and neither can most Californians.  What we do relate to is the struggle for affordable child care and reliable healthcare. Leadership isn't about net worth—it's about shared experience.

@EmmaSavageXXX that's what she said

@Dwayne_Dickslap It feels that way when you're inside 💞

I'm in Las Vegas! 🎲 My home away from home 🗝️

Why are all the political candidates so sexy these days? Damn!

@bryan_johnson @_katetolo Video or it didn't happen.

@_katetolo Well said

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

You had me at rise, a nice hard rise.