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Dylan Rector-Davis

@DylanInsuredIt

Florida Insurance

Florida, USA Katılım Aralık 2020
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Xizr
Xizr@SyroJaziran·
The past 7 years have slipped by like nothing at all. I recall almost none of it... it's difficult to grasp that so much time has truly passed. My sense of time feels warped, unsteady, almost unreal.
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MatrixMysteries
MatrixMysteries@MatrixMysteries·
A woman loses her home in a fire. She asks insurance to rebuild the SAME home—no upgrades, no expansion. Insurance says NO. Her policy only covers what the house USED to cost. After years of paying premiums, she finds out the “coverage” disappears when she actually needs it.
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Derek Devicemanager
Derek Devicemanager@IT_unhinged·
Our COO sent me a Slack: “Laptop is dead, nothing works, fix ASAP.” I checked the monitoring tool. His battery was at 1% and the charger wasn’t plugged in. I could’ve just messaged: “Plug it in.” Instead I opened a ticket, categorized it as a Severity 2 Power Incident. Asked him for screenshots of the problem. He sent a photo of a black screen. I scheduled a remote session for 30 minutes later “to run diagnostics.” At minute 29 I told him to verify his power source as Step 1 of the troubleshooting script. He plugged it in. Laptop turned on. I documented the resolution as “User Education: Introduced to Concept of Electricity.” The ticket remains a permanent part of his audit trail. For “trend analysis.”
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Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders@BernieSanders·
Oil prices today: $105.25 a barrel Gas prices today: $4.46 a gallon Oil prices in March 2011: $105.06 a barrel Gas prices in March 2011: $3.51 a gallon Big Oil is using the Iran War to rip off Americans at the gas pump. Let’s end the Iran War & pass a windfall profits tax-NOW.
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Lazzyyyyyy
Lazzyyyyyy@em_Lazzy·
IT BLOWS MY MIND HOW ONE PERSON CAN FUCK UP THE ENTIRE WORLD
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palmer 🫨🌻🍉
palmer 🫨🌻🍉@manupalmer·
actualmente todo mi twitter es sobre gente ROGANDO por una semana laboral de 4 días y un finde de 3 días porque básicamente no podemos más
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Darrell Aden
Darrell Aden@darrelltalksfi·
In Florida, someone making $100,000 will take home $79,180. In Oregon, the same worker will only take home $71,725. Choose where you live wisely.
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Jeremy
Jeremy@jeremyct·
8 things i know at 35 that i wish i understood at 25: 1. don’t finance a car 2. get a roommate 3. open a Roth IRA 4. build income outside your 9–5 5. drink more water 6. walking is underrated 7. being kind goes a long way 8. yeah… don’t finance a car
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Gary Koepnick
Gary Koepnick@garykoepnick·
Debt just surpassed our economy. It’s official. He managed to bankrupt the United States. Morally and literally
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‏ً@omgsidewalks·
It’s really annoying that we realize children need a summer break and several vacations a year because they attend school, but we think it makes sense for adults to work 40 hours a week all year and probably get 2–3 weeks off in a whole year if you’re lucky.
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Carolina ❤️‍🔥
Carolina ❤️‍🔥@realCarola2Hope·
Sperm counts down 51.6%. Testosterone down 60%. Birth rates in total collapse. By 2030, nearly half of women aged 25–44 will have zero children and stay single. This is civilizational suicide happening right in front of us. We are sterilizing ourselves into extinction. It boggles my mind that there’s no major campaign in the West to reverse this, and importing people from other continents is not the answer. Wake up and fix it NOW, before it’s too late.
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Tandy
Tandy@dantypo·
Am I the only one who still views minimum wage as gas money for your car and movie tickets for you and your date while you gain work experience in high school or at the bookstore in college? When did it become a career wage?
JB Pritzker@JBPritzker

$7.25 an hour is about $14,000 a year. No one can survive on that. People can barely survive on double that. We raised the minimum wage in Illinois. It's long overdue everywhere else.

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𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓
Bowling is funny because I do it once every 2 years while I’m shitfaced and I still roll a few strikes. I shouldn’t be able to do the best move in your sport accidentally.
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