Dylan R. Bretz

@infinitethird 127hrs

@AmazingPopPod Pete Rose

What’s first thing you think of when you see Paul Giamatti?

@HermannHessed Dead at thirty-nine.

“Do not go gentle into that good night. Rage, rage against the dying of the light.” ― Dylan Thomas

@deesnider French Press?

People have often said to me why not just take caffeine pills? I really enjoy the coffee making process before having a cup. Kind of like laying out lines of cocaine.

@Suzierizzo1 Do you agree that Dr.Fauci did everything he could to end AIDS and Save the lives of Americans? 1. Yes 2. No

Do you agree that Dr.Fauci did everything he could to end Covid and Save the lives of Americans? 1. Yes 2. No

@Lambdoid @Lovandfear You have to half-ass some things to have the time to whole-ass what really matters.

@Lovandfear Or as I say, doing a half-arsed job is better than not doing it because at least you've done half the job.

One of my college professors used to say "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly." I didn't understand that for years because I didn't do anything poorly, I couldn't do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly. But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don't have the energy to go anywhere. Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly... because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

@Sissy_Sunflower @Sabiha1278 @Albertylaw There's that one though.

@DylanRBretz @Sabiha1278 @Albertylaw I understand. I'm sorry for your loss. I know that pain. I didn't think I would be able to let myself love another cat after my Tommy boy. I'm glad I did get another. I admit, shamefully, that I didn't love him right away, I couldn't. He's my love now tho.

My husband passed last month and our 2 guys have realized he's not coming home. Now they follow me around and if I leave the house they wait by the door until I come back. Had to learn to open the door gently or I hit them with the door. Remember, if cats lose a loved one, they will need extra love and attention.

@Lowkeyaurc Library, often. Read the books your children read.

“I beg you, please give me videos with tips and tricks so I can become a good mother.”

@allenanalysis @HeatherThomasAF You'll never guess what Bayer was doing four score and seven years ago.

Bayer is a German chemical company. They make Roundup. Roundup gives people non-Hodgkin lymphoma. Bayer has paid over $11 billion in cancer lawsuits. This week, Congress is going to vote on a bill that gives Bayer permanent immunity from being sued by Americans who get cancer from their product. Here is how it happened. 🧵

@SkrticX @WestSideMarket There is hope.

Met Vajk Völgyesi and Brooke Lytle outside West Side Market, taking a break from studies at Case Western Reserve University. The engineering students were picking up food and flowers and shared thoughts on college life and Cleveland. Thanks to them for a great conversation.

@Noahpinion @RLHeinrichs Math is the answer.

We spend a tiny amount on our military compared to social welfare. People who use this talking point just want America to be a defenseless, weak country. They care about foreign policy, not about the poor.

@RepFine @thequeensheart Jesus wept.

Excellent. Time to go home.

@EricLDaugh @TheNotoriousMMA Embarrassed for him. Look around... set and setting - so staged, so gross. The world burns and again Jesus is used as a distraction. Childhood indoctrination of ideology is humanity's original sin. Children are cold while you bathe in celebration of the self. Sad, just sad.

🚨 BREAKING: Incredible moment as Artemis II pilot Victor Glover shares the Gospel mere MOMENTS before reaching the back side of the Moon, losing communication with Earth "Christ said, in response to what was the greatest command, that it was to love God with all that you are." 🙏🏻 "And he also, being a great teacher, said the second is equal to it, and that is to love your neighbor as yourself." "And so, as we prepare to go out of radio communication, we're still going to feel your love from Earth, and to all of you down there on earth and around earth, we love you from the moon." ❤️

@infinitethird If you let them Shenan once, you can be sure they will Shenanigan.

these are some of the best words out there

@Dearme2_ Camus.

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@ochocinco Nice in Cincy

It’s raining bad 🌧️

@RickRubin Knew it back in the day as E. L. Doctorow famously describing writing as "like driving a car at night" or "driving at night in the fog," stating: "You can only see as far as your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way."

@graeters Fig

What's an ice cream flavor you would love to see made by Graeter's?

@xzibit Word

I’m probably, more than likely, going to die alone. And I’m ok with that.