Dylan Reeves

"Vote for us or we'll build concentration camps in your constituency", says Zia Yusuf from Reform. Just another day in Britain, I guess. Deeply evil shit.

In ancient Rome, a man was convicted of eating his wife... The soldiers arrested him and brought him before Caesar. "Do you have remorse for your heinous crime?" Caesar asked. The Roman smiled and shook his head. He looked very happy. Caesar was shocked. He told the guards, "To commit such an act is bad enough, but to be happy about it? As a punishment, keep him in chains, and every day make him fight armed opponents, using only the minimum of weapons! Report back to me in a week, we'll see if he's still smiling." The guards dragged the man off. He was still smiling. As they were commanded, each day they made the prisoner fight. On the first day, armed with only a net and a stick, he fought an opponent with a spear. The next day, with only a small rope, he fought two swordsmen. And so on, he was forced to fight every day. At the end of the week, the prisoner was in a real sorry state. He could barely blink, let alone smile.  The head guard came to Caesar. "Oh, Caesar, I  have come to report on the prisoner. We made him fight each day, using the most basic weapons, like a, er, you know, whaddaya call it?" "Gladiator?" said Caesar. The guard snickered, "No, he actually quite regrets it now."

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

I’ve just paid 183.9 a litre for diesel because this cunt wants to try and make everyone forget he’s a nonce. He can fuck off lecturing anyone about rising costs

This is actually insane

watched 1 second of this and immediately assumed it was an always sunny clip of Mac and frank

benjamin sesko watching these crosses from the bench

schweinsteiger in front of his tele when we finally win the league

🚨 Louis Theroux reveals that Andrew Tate was too much of a coward to speak to him for his documentary on the Manosphere. He says Tate sent him a graph of both their Google searches to show how he's more relevant... except it showed that Louis has recently been Googled more than Tate.

.@ZackPolanski in Peckham today: “I’ve never taken a penny from oil and gas companies, gambling companies, or private healthcare *round of applause* “I appreciate that, but I want to point out that it’s absurd, that a politician is praised for *not* being bought and paid for”

"When Alexander of Macedonia was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer … Bristow's only 27."

It’s a disgrace. Poor Eni has only had 39 birthdays while Ian Wright has had 62. Selfish bastard, hogging all the birthday cakes.

Paedo elites to Prince Andrew:

Desperately need Darth Maul to once again break out his iconic skateboard in Maul: Shadow Lord

I bet he creates Utd lineups and labels them as 'Xi's XI'