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Dylan

@Dylan_J_Johnson

Happily married with beautiful son and daughters (Rush Babies). I fall under the Hatch Act. If Skinny Puppy didn't exist, Canada would just suck more.

Katılım Mayıs 2010
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Attorney General James Uthmeier
Once again, we beat Marc Elias. Florida's new congressional district maps stand.
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ThePersistence
ThePersistence@ScottPresler·
BREAKING If Ken Paxton wins by +10, democrats have pledged to LEAVE Texas & find another home. This is a huge endorsement for Ken Paxton!
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Dylan@Dylan_J_Johnson·
@Cernovich I've had a lot of jobs and various retirement 401(k) plans. Fidelity has been the one I liked the most.
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Cernovich@Cernovich·
The investing tools available to the working class are an unprecedented way to get kids a new step up. People think they need a lot. I truly wish everyone reading knew they could get started with $25 of a fractional share of anything on Fidelity.
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Cynical Publius
Cynical Publius@CynicalPublius·
I retired as an Army colonel, Admiral. Tours in three of America's wars, my tactical assignments were mostly in the 82nd, and the VA says I am 60% disabled. Happy to send you a copy of my DD214 (with my SSN redacted) if that means you will publicly apologize for accusing me of stolen valor.
Admiral Mike Franken@FrankenforIowa

@CynicalPublius Says the Bot which never did or ever will serve.

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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·
What movie did you watch at the wrong age and it permanently altered your brain?
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Dylan@Dylan_J_Johnson·
@JaValle @CollinRugg Sick. You want them all dead? Memorial Day is remembering the fallen.
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JaValle@JaValle·
@CollinRugg Nice way to support the troops on Memorial Day smh
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Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: Spencer Pratt fires back at reporter after he was asked about his plan for the homeless, says they will all end up in Seattle. Reporter: "What are your plans for the over 40,000 homeless in Los Angeles?" Pratt: "Well, they're not homeless, they're drug addicts... These people have been bused in by scam rehabs, scam NGOs, scam homeless nonprofits." "These people, when I unplug them ... they're all going to Seattle, where the mayor will welcome them."
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Dylan@Dylan_J_Johnson·
@hippojuicefilm @NolteNC Meh. You're probably retarded and never been in a library or met a librarian.
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John Ocasio-Rodham Nolte
Dear Gen Z: Cooked my own supper tonight. Two brats ($3.00) boiled in a can of beer ($1.00) and seared on the grill. Two ears of corn on the cob (66 cents). Two diced potatoes, fried and seasoned (80 cents). Bowl of vanilla yogurt (60 cents). Glass of milk (30 cents). Total: $6.36 You idiots spent more at Starbucks this morning.
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Noam Blum
Noam Blum@neontaster·
An absolute parade of entitled children with no understanding of the world in the replies to this. It’s not complicated - the restaurant lets you bring your own food to eat at their place but charge you a fee because they’re losing out on you not ordering their food. Sheesh.
Nol@neonnette

Cake cutting fees are standard fare at nice restaurants. When I worked as a pastry chef, we charged $16/person, which was the price of our cheapest dessert. You get to bring your cake in, the restaurant doesn’t lose money on dessert (and they cut and plate it for you, too).

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Dylan@Dylan_J_Johnson·
@SteveGuest Must have been hard for him to represent Kentucky all these years.
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Steve Guest@SteveGuest·
Thomas Massie saying “My constituents are too stupid to be able to vote correctly” is literally what Democrats say.
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Insane Cope@InsaneCope·
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Dylan@Dylan_J_Johnson·
If I could go back in time, I would take a picture of the contents of my family's refrigerator. It was barren aside from cheese slices, eggs, condiments, 2% milk, a pitcher of OJ from frozen concentrate and a case of cheap beer.
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Dylan@Dylan_J_Johnson·
@Cernovich So true. Unless I'm passing blood or have numbness in my extremities, I'm content with my annual appointment with blood work during which I take a list of everything my wife says I need to ask about.
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Cernovich@Cernovich·
Must be skewed in favor of women. Men don't go to the doctor.
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Cernovich@Cernovich·
I'm a peptide maximalist, so no hate here. A lot of surprise tho. 1 in 5 are on Ozempic or Tirzepatide? I didn't realize that many people went to the doctor. Let alone took a specific category of drug.
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Zarathustra
Zarathustra@zarathustra5150·
"When I see Mexican flags waved at proimmigration demonstrations, I sometimes feel a flush of patriotic resentment. When I'm forced to use a translator to communicate with the guy fixing my car, I feel a certain frustration.” —Illinois Senator Barack Obama, 2006
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QUANTUM GUARD ™️@QuantumGuard17·
🚨 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner who killed 7-year-old girl Athena Strand sentenced to CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, he will finally be executed for his brutal crimes against her GOOD RIDDANCE, scum. This is massively overdue. Justice is served 🙏🏻 But the family can never re-gain what they lost.
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