Steve Lynn

@SI_FootballClub Where can you buy these?

Incredible.

El Newcastle está muy cerca de fichar a Johan Martinez, de Independiente del Valle.

Jimmy's plan to tackle the Manosphere. Get tour tickets: brnw.ch/21x0Z7k

@memechaotic No matter how she 'defined' misogyny he was ready to undermine and belittle her. She did exactly the right thing and made a bigger impact by not engaging with him any further.

I still think about this.

Unpopular opinion. PM Starmer is doing a reasonable job in the UK when one considers the basket case he inherited. People have quickly forgotten Johnson, Truss and the biggest mistake of all, Brexit.

@FergusCraig 2 razor sharp football tweets in a many days. Definitely feel a pitch to @TheAthleticFC is happening before our very eyes.

Energy prices out of control when millionaires like Joe Hart are having to wear a jumper and a coat indoors.

@FergusCraig This is the kind of football insight lacking from @TheAthleticFC

If your club’s derby match is allowed to kick off later than midday, it’s not a proper derby.

Return your unwanted Reform UK flyers to this address and it costs them £2.50 a pop. Pop this address on an envelope with the flyer in, and pop it in a post box! The more we return, the less they will send!

@anon_opin Jason Statham says Hi He's obviously never taken an acting lesson in his life and is still one of the biggest action movie stars around

Even your most beloved "hard man" actor chose drama over sports at school and is therefore definitely a massive wet wipe

Shame he wasn’t there. The Tottenham manager would have said hello.

@FergusCraig Do you think he had a sweat on, or were his armpits as dry as the former Prince Andrews?

What song did he come on to? Leader of the Gang?

@ATRightMovies The National Health Service

What does yours have?

@monstroso I was more concerned by the story thread that was brought together by the size of bridesmaids 'lady parts'.

There's a bizarre thread through the book about the size of Sonny's cock, and some silly Hollywood sex party scenes featuring the Sinatra figure, Johnny Fontaine, that are totally unnecessary & are there for titillation. The stuff about the immediate family is gripping, though 3.

Right. This is the 1st of my regular "books what I have read" posts to celebrate the National year of reading #CharlieCanRead Book no1 for '26 is The Godfather by Mario Puzo which I last read in the 70s. If you're a fan of the film & haven't read the book, then you should 📚🧵1.

@vidsthatgohard Thicker than the glass in a tiger enclosure aren't you. She rightly left because photos were being released of her deposition from INSIDE the room.

@CharlieDayQuote Sandy Martin plays Macs mother. You'd think an X account trying to monetise a sitcom wouldn't make a basic error like that. Makes you think what else they get wrong and big fans of the show that actually are

Sandy Martin (Mrs. Kelly, Charlie's mom) turns 77 tomorrow! 🎂 If she wrote a parenting book, what would the first chapter be called?

@FergusCraig Nothing says 'I'm sorry' quite like a generic video message from an alleged sex pest

I’ve worked out how Brooklyn can patch things up with his mum.

What a way for Enid Blyton to end the franchise.

@FergusCraig We all know that Newcastle will win 3-0 then be disqualified for giving a debut to an ineligible 17 year old right back. It's the Newcastle way.

Newcastle about to play their first match since the Mandelson arrest. He would have been a major figure when some of the players were very young, so will be a tricky test to see if they can keep their minds on the game.

Had a 3hr drive for work and was enjoying the 'Not the only murderer in my retirement home' audio book from @FergusCraig so much I deliberately missed my turn off the motorway.

"I once went to campaign for the plight of a displaced island community, but because I didn't have clearance to enter a military area I had an all expenses paid holiday to the Maldives instead."