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@swans_support When are the Luton tickets going on sale? Cannot see them on the website. Thanks

🎟 Tickets for this match are now on sale to all Jack Army members.

@MATCHESFASHION @JoanneCharlto16 Hi Matches, please can you also get back to me regarding my order. I have DM’d you. Thanks

@JoanneCharlto16 @JoanneCharlto16 We're very sorry to hear this. Please DM us your order number and contact details and we will look into this for you.

@MATCHESFASHION please can you respond to my messages I have returned 2 coats and due a refund just short of £1000

@SwansOfficial Players paid for our tickets and we got a free pie & a pint halftime. The win sercured our stay in the top flight. Those were the days 😌 #naughtstopbins ⚽️

🛣️ Next up: Sunderland 🔜 📸 A memorable trip to the Stadium of Light 👇

@SwansOfficial Does anyone have a spare ticket please?🙏

🛣 𝐀𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐝𝐞 🛣 We head to Loftus Road tomorrow. Here is an away guide to help you plan your journey. 👉 bit.ly/3iKUWSM

@SwansOfficial Looking for 2 tickets if anyone has spare?🙏🙏

More than 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ tickets have been sold for our trip to QPR on Saturday. There are now less than 250 tickets remaining. Thank you for your incredible support, Jack Army. 🖤🤍 🎫 👉 bit.ly/3Xma0W1

If only our centres could side step like Faletau

@PPaulCharles @ThePCAgency @transportgovuk @FCDOtravelGovUK @SimonCalder @TelegraphTravel @timestravel @AudienceNet Due to travel to Venice for my honeymoon from 5th Oct for 3 nights. (Return Thursday morning). Reckon we might get some luck?

Weds update: #Poland rises further into the red zone and sees a 61% increase in positive cases on a 14-day basis. #Sweden #Italy and #Greece are all red but have low positive test rates. No chance of #Bulgaria being removed from the quarantine list. #coronavirus @ThePCAgency

Will they need to self isolate for 14 days?

@estellecostanza No wonder why I can’t get hold of any toilet roll 💦

Gatland knows 👀

@SuperRugby 🔥

@robdudjones Generally the same guys who continually drop the soap in the shower...

Why do men wear just a pair of tights with a top in the gym🤔put a pair of shorts on you nonce!

#MondayMotivation Here's 39-year old Sergio Garcia on a £1m appearance fee going psycho in a Saudi bunker.

@JeffMONTERO23 @SwansOfficial Be careful. You might get injured without wrapping cotton wool around yourself.

Training @SwansOfficial ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

Split a couple up and assign them middle seats on a 13 hour flight. Thanks @cathaypacific Don’t think I’ll be flying with you again.

@BrookeMcCord @Carcus_LeFleur He’s completed them both

@RoyalMailHelp Hi Emma - no it wasn’t. I’d just thought I’d say that it was in my previous tweet for shits & gigs 🤷‍♂️🙄

@RoyalMailHelp Last Monday via First Class Post. Destination was Durham

@Chilango_uk Hi - where can I find your nutritional breakdown on calories? I know the low carb box is 311 calories but can’t see protein, carbs, sugar etc.

Have you tried our new vegan friendly meals all under 500 calories? Tell us what you think. 🌯😋 twitter.com/StaceyofGotham…

You close the line all weekend to make improvements yet come Monday morning, signal failures and delays. Your Hammersmith & City line is a joke @TfL