Ebenezer H Cringebottom

@bryan_johnson I miss when ghouls could just be rich and us peasants wouldn’t have to see them preen all over the place.

today's training to dunk a basketball what's good: > i'm committed what's bad: > little fast twitch muscle > slow force development > stiff tendons > poor coordination > limited ankle dorsiflexion > low relative power-to-weight > high achilles risk

@alexbronzini Fucking nerds

Leopold Aschenbrenner’s wedding included a “colloquium to discuss ideas in panels and breakout sessions.” I’m sorry, what? wsj.com/finance/leopol…

@rdd147 $5 stock

$SPCX named the highest short interest large cap stock of all time.

@CodfishJohnny My dad still talks about trading this in for a family car. A station wagon with fake wood panel in the side.

My father did many bad things. At the top of the list was trading in one of these for a fucking Cadillac Seville.

@GavMcCracken They should put space in their name and they could trade at 100x sales

So $OBE.TO $OBE is really about to be doing $6 CAD forward 12 months FFO per share at $14 CAD/sh. okay market

@negligible_cap Can we just put these nerds in a pit to fight and be done with this crap

*ANTHROPIC'S AI MODELS HACKED THREE ORGANIZATIONS DURING TESTS “The company said it reviewed 141,006 evaluation tests and found three instances in which its Claude AI tool accessed the internet and then hacked into “the real-world infrastructure of external organizations.” The earliest incidents date to April, the company said” - BN This is turning into a “my model is more dangerous than your model” pissing contest

@wallstengine Well if we know anything about 100 year floods it’s that the waters stay at that level forever.

Apple $AAPL CEO on memory-driven price increases: “We reluctantly raised prices because we’re in what I would characterize as a 100-year flood in memory pricing, with exponential increases in memory prices. t’s too early to reach a definitive conclusion on price elasticity.”

@Ross__Hendricks @finesto_ Same people who think the stripper actually likes them.

@finesto_ Big brains believe sell side wall st analysts can predict the future Hint: it’s called the “sell” side for a reason

What’s wild is learning that analyst estimates can be wrong

@KyleKulinski Someone delete Kyle’s twitter app pronto

@pineconemacro That could mean THOUSANDS of dollars in tariffs for goods we won’t allow them to export. Deficit fixed.

@ECringebottom We import like a million dollars worth of stuff from Iran lol - literally

Sorry wut

@RudyHavenstein So much for a Fed chair with a spine. Cowards.

Warsh is lying his ass off.

@FirstSquawk @kpak82 Cowards

THE FED HELD OFF RAISING RATES WHILE ASSESSING THE IRAN WAR'S IMPACT ON INFLATION, VOTING 9-3 TO KEEP THE BENCHMARK RATE AT 3.5%-3.75% FOR A FIFTH STRAIGHT MEETING, WITH LOGAN, HAMMACK AND KASHKARI DISSENTING IN FAVOR OF A QUARTER-POINT HIKE

@edzitron Give em hell

Going on CNBC live at 10:30am to talk about tech earnings and Zuckerberg's op-ed/interview with the NYT

@CRUDEOIL231 They should hike but they’re cowards.

@norveclifinance Additionally the customers of the bottlenecks also innovate to use the constrained supply more efficiently or circumvent it entirely. All it takes is one breakthrough and memory needs could collapse overnight.

Some people still don’t understand one of the most basic laws of economics. When demand for a product explodes and prices and margins surge, what happens? More producers enter the market. Existing players expand capacity. Supply rises. Competition intensifies. Eventually, the market finds its equilibrium and extraordinary margins normalize. Yet some investors are pricing today’s elevated memory prices and margins as if they will last forever. This could be the signal that memory stocks have already seen their peak. As China aggressively expands capacity and pushes prices lower, many of today’s bullish assumptions could collapse. $MU $SKHYNIX $SSNLF $NVDA $AMD China could crush this cycle. Watch closely.

@DarioCpx 4:01 EST retaliation incoming.

US CENTCOM hasn’t retaliated to Iran’s strike on their bases 14 hours ago Surely because they aren’t low on ammo and interceptors, right? Maybe because they have to stick to the crude oil price manipulation schedule? Or both 🤔

@edzitron Boy who cries wolf surprised the village isn’t running in terror anymore.

What a strange thing to say

@DarioCpx Lmao

President Trump is truly making history on so many fronts