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@QuickmartKenya Your Nanyuki Branch has some of the worst Customer Care Attendants. Very unprofessional!!!

@QuickmartKenya Why is it that your discounted prices do not reflect at the till? Yesterday I bought 2 samosas at Nanyuki, price was 39 but I was charged 50 bob per each

@JumiaKenya Your Nanyuki pick up point has always had some of the worst customer care agents, specifically the Ladies. Why do they always have att issues? It's just that I love shopping on the platform but dread collection.

My first car as a young hotelier was a legendary machine — a Daihatsu Charade Aka DUDU— sold to me by a work female colleague. You know the stories of owned by a lady driver. I proudly paid 90K for it, feeling like a CEO on a budget. What I was not told (major detail, apparently) was that it had a cracked cylinder head. The husband, who was conveniently also a mechanic, assured me he was “preparing the car” somewhere along the North Coast. At the time, I was living in Diani, dreaming of smooth coastal drives and soft life. He did the bare minimum — emphasis on bare — just enough for young Mohammed to drive it off the lot. And drive it off I did. The moment I reached Digo Road, the car started belching smoke like it had been elected pope. By the time I was boarding the ferry, you would have sworn the vehicle was auditioning for a disaster movie. People were looking at me like I was transporting a mobile bushfire. To this day, I have no idea how I managed to reach my residence in Diani. Divine intervention. Coastal winds. Guardian angels. All of the above. The next morning? The engine was officially kaput. Not sick. Not tired. Kaput. It retired permanently and parked itself under a shed for two solid months, contemplating its life choices. Then, as fate would have it, I landed employment in Saudi Arabia. A kind band leader at my hotel took pity on me and did me a favour — I sold the Charade for 40K. Yes. I donated 50K to the “Life Lessons Association of East Africa.” To this day, whenever I see a small red car, I don’t see transport. I see betrayal. I see smoke. I see financial recklessness. Fear friends, bwana. Fear friends.

@QuickmartKenya How is it that the milk validity is for 2025?

Good food, great prices, all weekend long. Swing by your nearest store and stock up on your favourite food deals. *Offer validity as indicated at the bottom right of the image. Shop online from our website quickmart.co.ke Download the app qrfy.com/1bdkIHDde- #WeekendQuickOffers #BeiNafuu #FreshAndEasy

@ntvkenya @Rosiewangui Survivors are left without justice as perpetrators roam freely.....😢😢

Abusers walk free after raping, defiling girls as Maslaha traditional system continues to deprive victims of justice. @Rosiewangui visited Wajir & Garissa, and tells tales of #SilencedSuffering Watch: zurl.co/M8ojr

@QuickmartKenya What kinda con game are you running with your prices at the till and on the shelves? They do not match especially when an item is on promo. For the not so keen Customers, don't you think that it amounts to a lie?

@Coopbankenya Nanyuki Branch, all the phone numbers listed on the website are going unanswered. 0622031366 is out of service. Which number to call now 🤔

@Coopbankenya Why is it that none of your Çustomer Care nor Branch contact numbers are being answered? I need the Ukulima Branch specifically

#TembeaKenyaPhotoContest Lake Victoria at Kendu Bay

Flamingo Flowers - literally - deliver growth for the UK & Kenya! 🦩🌷 Harvests the equivalent of 1,000,000 stems / day 🦩🌷 employs 11,000 Kenyans 🦩🌷 has a 50% female workforce Yesterday, @tradegovAfrica visited this blooming great example of 🇬🇧-🇰🇪 trade! #GoFarGoTogether

@QuickmartKenya Nanyuki Branch, why do you have that bad habit of not packing items for Customers at the till? Especially people of colour? The zeal that you exhibit when it's a White Skin should be the same towards all. Can't wait for the reopening of Chieni Supermarket.

Unfortunately my Visa to the US to attend the 5 day Summit scholarship for women was denied. The U.S. Embassy Nairobi felt my travel history outside of Africa was too weak(only been to Dubai and the rest is local travel within Africa). @maruwinnie @USAmbKenya @USEmbassyKenya

@KenyaPower_Care Kindly send me my token. Details in DM.

@NjeriWaMigwi So heartbreaking 💔

They have defiled, killed and dumped a child. A 9 year old baby girl in Soweto. I am not okay. I want to scream. Whats wrong with this country 😭😭😭 Mosha lets take your body now .

@Arapkoggo @DCI_Kenya 🤣🤣🤣

@DCI_Kenya standards za wase wengine ziko chini aje. How do you even attempt to chipo these two tonned women 🤣🤣

MCHELE DAMSELS IN LOCK-UP FOR STUPEFYING CLUBBER IN THIKA In what appears to be a grand return of 'Pishori babes' now rocking nocturnal activities in Kiambu's Thika town, two damsels suspected to have stupefied a male clubber at VSpot Nightlife yesterday are behind bars. The two women were spotted by the club supervisor who was concerned after seeing the two forcefully dragging a seemingly too drunk frequent customer to his Toyota Crown, before putting him on the driver's seat in that drunken state. But even before he could intervene to stop the man from drink-driving, he was caught agape by a rather unexpected scene of one of the women spraying something on her breasts before she pulled the helpless male to "breastfeed". The man had then completely passed out. The supervisor sought the help of a few colleagues to stop the women who were then fleeing the scene after stealing the man's ATM cards and other personal documents. On being alerted about the incident, police officers from Thika station rushed to the scene where they found the unconscious man lying in his car, with a bottle of alcohol at whose base settled some white precipitate. More tablets of a yet to identified drug were found on the women. The suspects were rearrested and booked in cells as the heavily drugged man was escorted to hospital. The exhibits have since been taken to the government chemist for analysis. We wish to caution club-goers, especially men, to be wary of such dangerously seductive criminals who lurk in bar shadows targeting vulnerable cash-rich customers, before drugging them and disappearing with their valuables. In some unfortunate incidences, victims of stupefying have lost their lives after being heavily drugged, hence the need to exercise caution and always party around known friends who would have your back in case of such danger.

@Coopbankenya Credit alerts were recently activated for my account without my consent. On asking, I was told that it's my branch that did the subscription. Which subscription rights do branches have over our accounts?

@QuickmartKenya Nanyuki Branch is still selling Delamere Yoghurt at 143 bob instead of the 109.

Food is always the key to happiness. During this festive season, ingia any of our Quickmart branches upate deals zimeenda shule uweze kujibamba pamoja na your loved ones *Offer validity as indicated at the bottom right of the image. #OkoaShilingiHiiKrisi #BeiNafuu #PamojaNawe

Congratulations to Flamingo Group on winning Fresh Produce Business of the Year at the 2023 FPC Fresh Awards. Very well done from the team at Affinitus. Read more on the 2023 winners and finalists: fpcfreshawards.co.uk/winners-2023 #FreshAwards23 #freshproduce @fpcfreshtalk

@kipro_tich_ @Kingmwang1 @MigunaMiguna @WilliamsRuto A Church Service is very different from a State Function. The former is not pegged on any allegiances nor protocol. It's a personal relationship with The Creator, HIS presence being the only most important thing. The President went for a Church Service.

President @WilliamsRuto visited Homa Bay and held a church fundraiser; PLEDGED Ksh 2 Billion for water and sanitation; the completion of 5 roads, and PROMISED to return for the launch of 2000 affordable houses then 4000. His cabinet will APPROVE a new COTTON seed for the county.