Eva Rudner

Just saw a shirt that said, "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed!"

#Pugchat Hi from Nola’s mom in Indiana. PugChat has been such a special part of my life. I have loved getting to see so many darling Pugs and their loving humans. Thanks and blessings to all!🥰❤️

@hollow_maven Baba Yaga’s house?

New Age sign being held by a parent on a street corner: “Will work for help with child’s grade school math!”

@nathaliejacoby1 A priest that was unforgivably nasty to a handicapped child.

@GoBurgo or microwave 😏

@rn_murse 😂😂😂

getting in the spirit

@Jessicam6946 Yes. I was in high school gym class. My mother called me at school to tell me what happened. She never did that. I sobbed the rest of the afternoon. Everything seemed surreal after that.

Do any of my very young & very wise friends remember where you were 59 years ago today a little after noon?

Type the state you were born into the Gif Bar and send the first one that shows up.

@KaylaChowShow My aunt used to put their tree in a play pen when the kids were little.

How do I keep my toddler away from the Christmas tree?

I hate when healthy me does the grocery shopping and decides carrot sticks are a good snack

@KatieDeal99 I feel your pain! The"me"at the store is much more sensible than the "me" at home. It's so depressing to realize, after I get home, that I really didn't get anything but healthy food! I actually convince myself, at the store, that I will make cookies and scones myself at home🤣.

Teens be like: Mom I don't need your help, I know what I'm doing!... [5 mins later] Are you seriously not going to help me?!

@Dadof2crazyboys @Dad_At_Law At least the level indicates she probably isn't building a coffin because being level in a coffin doesn't matter 😏🙃😝.

I was laying on the couch and my wife walked by with a hammer, tape measure and a level but didn’t say a word to me. This is a test, right?

@reallifemommy3 @Dad_At_Law And I thought I would never have to use long division!😂

The same women who tell you they’re 20 weeks pregnant are the ones who tell you their kid is 48 months old

@adamgreattweet @Dad_At_Law Please don't say they aren't! Those are my solutions, too!

at any given moment i believe my problems can be solved with either a haircut or a home improvement project

@LizerReal @Dad_At_Law I need the recipe, please!!!

My southern belle great grandmother was a renown cook and would host people at her home for days. But when she'd get sick of company, she'd only cook salmon balls. Salmon balls for breakfast, lunch, and dinner until everyone finally left. 🙌

@SpotTheLoon2010 Well, I'm impressed!

@jk_rowling Hi. I'm reading The Ink Black Heart, & continue to marvel at your genius. I'm guessing people judge you from their limited perspectives when you are functioning on such a high level of perception & understanding that the "average" human only glimpses a speck that seems familiar.

Just FYI, this was an answer to a question 'what got you through a period of distress', not an announcement...

@Chhapiness @Dad_At_Law Moms around the world seem to be working from the same handbook 😂.💞

Me: *Living in the US for 18 years* Me: *Calls mom in India everyday 9PM* Mom: *Everyday* What time is it there?

@Chhapiness @Dad_At_Law Ooo,and the hard-core sinners have to sit politely through eternal childrens' recital solos (all individual instruments and tyes of dance).🤣

In hell you have to attend a kids birthday party every day