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Uncle Pumpkin

@EJpineapplSLICE

Goober’s mom

Buffalo, NY Katılım Nisan 2011
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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·
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You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today
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Corn ✧⍣@cornski·
someone wit this pfp just dm'd me on instagram
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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·
I JUST said this and used this exact example. People are nuts
Johnni DiJulius@johnnidijulius

@troy57rider Ppl literally give extra shoves all the time. JB and Messinbrink did it to each other at trials. If one of them swung it would have been insane lol

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faget83629031852@faget9261530128·
saying ooooooooooooo your in trouuublleee to my cellmate who just stabbed someone with a shiv
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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·
I love being from Buffalo
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Got a flat tire and had to leave my car in bum fuck Montana to make my flight. Guy in my row starts puking as soon as we take off and hold his barf bag the entire flight. But nothing is as bad as the worst Bloody Mary I’ve ever had at the airport just now
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Zito
Zito@_Zeets·
NYC is so exhausting sometimes. You can have the longest week and be so frustrated and then get on the train in the middle of the night, look over, and the dude next to you is wearing a leather beanie. Why?
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Grip Skylark 💕✨
Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby·
I want his ACL on my desk by monday.
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Crash Test Gummies
Crash Test Gummies@punishedgummies·
Rewatching Shutter Island for the first time since theaters and it genuinely does become kind of a black comedy when you know the twist because everyone around Leo is constantly on edge because they all know this guy is a total freakmobile
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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna·
why old people always got that blanket on their lap. boner?
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Aaron Pico looking cleannnn tonight 😮‍💨😮‍💨 #UFC327
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Dubzy
Dubzy@DubzyOnceAgain·
If your thumbs look like this stay the fuck away from me and my family
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carter hambley@carterhambley·
i have a fake tooth filled with ozempic in case im ever captured and forced to serve in lowrise jeans
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Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker@Bulldogwgr·
Broadway Market bumpin on Saturday morning.
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kelly
kelly@BoyYeetsWorld·
I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me
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