Uncle Pumpkin

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Uncle Pumpkin

@EJpineapplSLICE

Goober’s mom

Buffalo, NY Katılım Nisan 2011

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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·23 Nis

Home 📍

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Josh Hart@joshhart·1d

You couldn’t teach the type of Hate Watch I’m on today

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Corn ✧⍣@cornski·2d

someone wit this pfp just dm'd me on instagram

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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·4d

I JUST said this and used this exact example. People are nuts

Johnni DiJulius@johnnidijulius

@troy57rider Ppl literally give extra shoves all the time. JB and Messinbrink did it to each other at trials. If one of them swung it would have been insane lol

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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·4d

Absolutely.

JBthehawkeye🐤@JBthehawkeye

Aaron pico could genuinely make a run at 65kg if he trained full time at cowboy rtc

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faget83629031852@faget9261530128·24 May

saying ooooooooooooo your in trouuublleee to my cellmate who just stabbed someone with a shiv

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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·19 May

I love being from Buffalo

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Uncle Pumpkin@EJpineapplSLICE·14 May

Got a flat tire and had to leave my car in bum fuck Montana to make my flight. Guy in my row starts puking as soon as we take off and hold his barf bag the entire flight. But nothing is as bad as the worst Bloody Mary I’ve ever had at the airport just now

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Zito@_Zeets·1 May

NYC is so exhausting sometimes. You can have the longest week and be so frustrated and then get on the train in the middle of the night, look over, and the dude next to you is wearing a leather beanie. Why?

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dima 🍉@dimaismadduh·1 May

Tina Fey being South Buffalo is the craziest shit I’ve ever heard. East Aurora, Elmwood Village, Clarence

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south buffalo, north tonawanda, clarence

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Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby·26 Nis

I want his ACL on my desk by monday.

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Crash Test Gummies@punishedgummies·22 Nis

Rewatching Shutter Island for the first time since theaters and it genuinely does become kind of a black comedy when you know the twist because everyone around Leo is constantly on edge because they all know this guy is a total freakmobile

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Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna·14 Nis

why old people always got that blanket on their lap. boner?

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leyla 🍒@mrswamsbsgans·14 Nis

a lesser show would’ve had tom and shiv having these insane fights twice a season but succession was so good at blue-balling you until you were aching for catharsis and then it finally happened and you just felt like shit

grizz@grizzlikesfilm

The acting from Sarah Snook and Matthew Macfadyen here is incredible

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