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@joeybagovdonuts The best rock music was produced during the '70s.

What’s an opinion that instantly says you’re over 30?

@TrueFactsStated Trump will pass -- we need to stay engaged with our allies, so that we can repair the damage he's caused once he's gone.

Forget about Trump taking the U.S. out of NATO-Europe should kick the U.S. out

@ThePoniExpress I can do that too. “The Pirates haven’t won the World Series since 1979.” See? Easy.

@DKPghSports So we signed Griffin, to much fanfare, but he’s not going to play? He’s 19 and he needs a rest? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Pirates lineup vs. the Padres today: 1. Oneil Cruz, CF 2. Brandon Lowe, 2B 3. Bryan Reynolds, RF 4. Ryan O'Hearn, DH 5. Nick Yorke, 3B 6. Nick Gonzales, SS 7. Spencer Horwitz, 1B 8. Joey Bart, C 9. Jake Mangum, LF -- From Chris Halicke in Pittsburgh

Multiple Italian American organizations said in a lawsuit Tuesday that officials in Columbus, Ohio are legally required to restore the statue of its namesake in front of City Hall. news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/ita…

@JudgeSaraDoyle Not quite on the level of the brief once filed that followed a particular assertion with a bracket that said "cite usual crap," but close.

While reading an appellate brief today, the writer noted a date and in parenthesis put “(verify this date)”. So just a reminder it’s a good idea to highlight or temporary text those types of things so you remember to delete them before filing. :) #APPEAL #AppellateTwitter

@esh714 Ozuna is right-handed Rowdy Tellez. If the Pirates are serious about actually contending this year, and if Ozuna continues to struggle, they should dump him, eat his salary, have Cruz DH, and let Mangum play CF.

More often than not, #pirates haven't fared well with their acquisitions of 30-something former sluggers. Marcell Ozuna's 2-for-31 in 8 games is actually a worse start than 2 notorious such players. Joggin' George Hendrick was 4-29. Derek "Operation Shutdown" Bell was 4-31.

@ThePoniExpress "Sooo much better ..." Really? I'd rather see Skenes on the mound than Keller, and the bottom third of the order today are a rookie (albeit with great potential) who has never had a MLB at-bat, followed by two of the easiest outs in the league. Not to mention Ozuna's 0.50 BA.

What difference a year makes. 2025 Opening Day vs today. It’s soooo much better now.

@937theFan They're not doing him any favors by batting him in front of two of the worst hitters in MLB. He's not going to get much to hit.

Don Kelly on where Konnor Griffin fits in the #Pirates lineup

I remember the first piece of advice I got on briefing President Trump in 2017: He doesn’t read. Bring pictures. Only try to impress ONE thing on him. And if there has to be words, single page only.

@joeybagovdonuts Snakes on a Plane

@RachelTobac Fascinating to think that the Apollo 11 crew managed to land on the moon and return safely with a computer that had far less computing power than my iPhone. Despite its MS troubles, the Artemis crew is much better equipped.

Hahaha outlook inbox not working on earth OR in space.

@KDPomp @KDKA Why not bring him up before the game today and let him play in the home opener? Could it be that the Bucs knew they would get a big crowd today anyway and they hope to get another one tomorrow for his debut?

Konnor Griffin debut tomorrow @KDKA

@scarpizio Makes no sense. If McCarthy likes Howard so much, why not let him play and see what we've got? If he surprises, great. If not, they know they need to target a QB in the draft next year. Rodgers just kicks the can down the road another year.

The Pens decided to not run it back. Coaching and roster changes. Low bar. Exceeded expectations. That's why it's been fun. Didn't know what to expect. Even with new coach, Rodgers coming back = running it back. Boring. Stale. We all know how it ends.

@TomHoefling Prediction: He has no clue how the argument actually went, and no one around him will explain it to him, so he will Truth that it went very well and that he's confident the Court will rule in his favor.

I hear that Trump is sitting in the front row at the SCOTUS. He is the first sitting president to ever do this. All other presidents understood how inappropriate this would be. Because they weren't insane, and evil down the very marrow of their bones, like him.

@timeimmemorial_ Hey! They just fell off a truck!

JUST IN: Ginny Sack of New Jersey has been arrested in connection to the recent KitKat heist

@mearshannah_ @SNPittsburgh Maybe they can hoist when (if) anyone gets a hit with a RISP.

Jake Mangum said the Pirates have found a cone! 🤣 He told me they are not sure what the reason will be for someone to “HOIST” it yet … but they are brainstorming! @SNPittsburgh

@MarkKaboly If only Mike has been around when the Steelers were deciding whether to draft Kenny Pickett. "Big hands" - not so much.

Mike McCarthy pointed out that long arms and big hands are key to playing football in bad weather. “ "Your guy has to throw better than the other guy in big games,” McCarthy said. Two notable QBs fit that mold in this year's draft -- Carson Beck and Drew Allar.

@JoshYohe_PGH Would it be too much to ask one of our goalies to stand on his head and steal a game for us? I can't recall the last time that happened.

Sidney Crosby still a game time decision. Malkin is out tonight. Silovs to start.

@Amy_Siskind Ann Coulter and MTG, Unlikely Voices of Reason.

What is happening….