Eric

@FinReaperX @dewties

@dewties People say they hope Warsofksy is fired yet can’t name a single good option as a replacement

we’re either losing half of the team OR firing him because why are you crying again

@CurtisPashelka No rush? Sign them boys yesterday!

Mike Grier said he’s open to signing Celebrini and Smith to extensions this summer. Adds there’s no rush, and that he’s OK if no extensions are signed in the offseason

@RestrictedDaily Why’d 3rd place bet it all? Had to assume the other two were going pretty much all in.

I swear everybody’s got this… until they don’t. Final Jeopardy is up. Don’t think too long, just go with it.

Celebrini is very receptive to an extension this summer: "I want to commit to this team and being here. I love it here." Says he hasn't really thought about short or long-term yet

@SanJoseSharks Sharks hockey is once again fun to watch! Next season can’t come quick enough! #thefutureisteal

Some extra hugs tonight. 🫂

@AdamCSharp A rope walks into a bar. Bartender points to a “no ropes” sign and says, “We don’t serve your kind here, leave”. Rope goes outside, twists himself up, and ruffles his end then walks back in. Bartender says, “aren’t you rope I just kicked out?” Rope says, “no, I’m afraid not”

A cat walks into a saloon... BARTENDER: what will you have? CAT: shot of whisky BARTENDER, AFTER POURING THE SHOT: there you go CAT, AFTER PUSHING THE SHOT OFF THE TABLE: give me another

Fries aren’t available, what are you having with this burger?

@askybrini @sharkscharmer

@sharkscharmer must've been the wind tbh

can’t believe they allowed this…

@baldsmithyy *worked

@baldsmithyy Works for Vegas, right?🤷🏻‍♂️

"sharks have given up" okay yes. but have we ever considered that they are doing this on purpose to make sure warso gets fired?????

@HistoryUnd Epstein’s real name was Myron?

"Here is my friend's T-Ball team photo from 1983. They didn't know Coach Jimmy was famous." -ourmanflint1 on Reddit

@Sheng_Peng We ready for Cassidy yet?

Warsofsky, on if there were any positives tonight: "I don't know if there was many positives. We got to move on."

Would you drive 500 miles in the middle of the night if someone found your lost dog?

Can you guess who this is? 95 Percent will Fail!

@ProfHockeyYT Maybe he was a Thrasher’s fan who was reminiscing…

Oilers commentator just called the 18-19 Sharks an “Evander Kane led team”. I am beside myself

Which Movie introduced you to Keanu Reeves? 🎬

@NFL_DovKleiman Frank Gore. In the Super Bowl. Right @jimharbaugh ?

You can't say Derrick Henry, Marshawn Lynch, LaDainian Tomlinson or Adrian Peterson. It's 4th and goal at the 1 and you need a TD ... what RB do you give the ball to? I'll start: Jerome Bettis

Thanks @espn Because of your shitty app always freezing up during ads, I missed Sherwoods goal in the @SanJoseSharks game

@gaylestc @BurgerKing @BurgerKingCAN Might have to go to Poland or South Africa to get the Pepsi thats required to go with it.

Hey @BurgerKing do you think I can still claim this Whopper? @BurgerKingCAN

@sharkvoice @SanJoseSharks @NHL_On_TNT I have a feeling after listening to the panel glaze the Sharks, you guys are going to be out of a few more gigs in the upcoming seasons!

A thought on last night's incredible @SanJoseSharks victory. As much as #drewremenda and I would have loved to have called that game, I can't think of a better night for the Sharks to make their season debut on @NHL_On_TNT. What a performance by #teamteal for an international TV audience!