Me Myself & Trev

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Jim Hacker: Humphrey, I'm told there's a situation at Diego Garcia. Sir Humphrey Appleby: Only geographically, Prime Minister. Jim Hacker: Geographically? Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. It's still in the Indian Ocean. Jim Hacker: Humphrey, Iran fired missiles at it! Sir Humphrey Appleby: Towards it, Prime Minister. Jim Hacker: Towards it? Sir Humphrey Appleby: One missile ceased to function and the other was intercepted. So the island remains entirely where it was. Jim Hacker: I'm not worried about the island moving! I mean the implications. Sir Humphrey Appleby: Ah. Strategically speaking, the implications are extremely stable. Jim Hacker: Stable?! Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. Since nothing actually hit us, we can express grave concern without the administrative complications of retaliation. Jim Hacker: But the base is on British territory! Sir Humphrey Appleby: Indeed, Prime Minister. Which means we are in the enviable position of being attacked in principle while remaining uninvolved in practice. Bernard Woolley: It's what the Foreign Office calls a very tidy situation, Prime Minister. Jim Hacker: Tidy? Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. Untidy situations are the ones where the missiles land.

@JanChat56 @BamaSaltyMarine No agreed, I got it straight away before posting though

@EX_SW7_Cab @BamaSaltyMarine I’m not the only one to point out how stupid the post is

Would you attend a funeral of someone who never attended yours? Be honest...

@JanChat56 @BamaSaltyMarine I think that was the point of the post Jan

@BamaSaltyMarine @EX_SW7_Cab If you’d already had a funeral which they didn’t attend you would be dead and unable to attend theirs.

Who Knew? 😑

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@davebenidorm166 Nailed it 😉💯%

It's started 🙈 Armchair Generals Armchair Generals everywhere. Fat Keith in Doncaster can end the conflict in the Middle East easily 😉🤣🤣

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The best community note of all time?

Labour's cost of borrowing continues to rise. It's above 5% and climbing. The only sensible action by this Government would be to announce large cuts in public spending. But unfortunately that's the last thing we can expect from the party of the public sector.

Can’t AGREE more John! 👏👍

Day 81 of 2026

The family bought this vibration plate for themselves, but the one who uses it the most is the cat 😹

London's iconic black cab industry could be 'on brink of collapse' as drivers left behind gbnews.com/lifestyle/cars…

When the biggest world's problem was this. Happened 5 years ago today.

The chances of being murdered by cat are low, but never zero