Jan 💋😎💅🏻👙☀️🛩🦩

@London_W4 No good for my 6’7” son

And now I’m here in this beautiful pub in Maida Vale, London. As you can see from the door to the left of the bar stools, this is one of the last surviving pubs that was originally built for dwarves, or midgets as I think they’re now called (or possibly elves). I have to limbo dance with my drink to get through these four foot high doors, but it’s worth it to know that I’m supporting the little people.

@BamaSaltyMarine @EX_SW7_Cab If you’d already had a funeral which they didn’t attend you would be dead and unable to attend theirs.

Would you attend a funeral of someone who never attended yours? Be honest...

@BritishBastardX @natalie_Zion_ @heidiEC5 So you would refuse them picking you up if you had an accident?

@natalie_Zion_ @heidiEC5 This is a Christian country though not a jewish one.

Just a quick one. Why the fuck do we have "Jewish" abulances in the UK? Am i the only one failing to understand?

@BasilTheGreat She should be asking for a refund of the money already paid to France

🚨BREAKING: SHABANA MAHMOOD TO GIVE FRANCE £500 MILLION POUNDS TO STOP BOATS AFTER LAST DEAL EXPIRES But France aren't stopping the boats THEY'RE STILL COMING HERE SO WHY ARE WE PAYING THEM?

Some people are asking why Jews have their own ambulances. Well, I’m guessing that seeing lots of Muslim doctors and nurses within the NHS saying that they wouldn’t treat a Jew and would want to cause them harm, has probably made them slightly wary of the medical attention they might receive.

@contextpinit You don’t roll a baby to swaddle it!

Replacing it with a new one

@silvercab49 Still painful. Back to fracture clinic tomorrow

@JanChat56 You tried 52 seats on the bus or the bus actually stopped 52 times?😉 How's the arm?

Yesterday I went out out for the first time since my accident 3 weeks ago. I met my friend in Southend for lunch (52 stops on the bus 😳). This is one of the beautiful street paintings as we walked back to the bus station.

@EX_SW7_Cab Yes. It interesting what you find out on the tours

@JanChat56 I done my own tour. I loved the Jack the Ripper walk though. There's quite a lot of different walking tours that you give what you think.

@EX_SW7_Cab I did a walking tour of street art in London. It was free and you just pay what you think it’s worth at the end. Well worth it as he knew about the artists and history.

@JanChat56 Shoreditch and Brick Lane are worth a visit for Street Art as well if youve never been

@EX_SW7_Cab I’ve watched that.

@JanChat56 52 stops !! You can travel anywhere in the U.K with a T'wirlie pass If you're gluten for punishment Great photo btw

@r7garry Thank you x

@JanChat56 Wishing you well, Jan x.

@grangedarren Thanks Darren. I was in a lot of pain when I got home but it was lovely to get out.

@JanChat56 Glad to hear you’re back on the road to recovery Jan 👍.

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@London_W4 That’s probably for your protection. Would you want Wetherspoons customers jumping on your boat?

Turning my boat around today in Paddington Basin and there is a new Wetherspoons! Right there. Within touching distance and I couldn’t moor as it’s not allowed. The very definition of temptation and frustration.

@EX_SW7_Cab Wednesday was half day

✋and half day closing on a Thursday 😉

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@Dinky63387209 @michaelblackcab @SarcasticCdow @gben25 @njjea @Hrawli @ReformedMr @simon_taxi I just checked. I did mine 1.30am

@Dinky63387209 @michaelblackcab @SarcasticCdow @gben25 @njjea @Hrawli @ReformedMr @simon_taxi I can’t remember what the word was today

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