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@HomeAwayWin @VehicleTrackerz It depends on who colonial masters were.

@VehicleTrackerz That's how you write Chauke in Portuguese

[IN CASE YOU MISSED IT] ▪️A 41 year-old man appeared in court today after being found in possession of a stolen vehicle in Lydenburg Mpumalanga. ▪️The suspect, Armindo Chauque was remanded in custody for further investigation and bail application scheduled for Wednesday, 10 July 2024. ▪️Police say they received a complaint about a suspicious looking vehicle that was parked in one of the filling stations in Lydenburg. ▪️They then responded to the call and found a stationery silver Toyota Hilux GD6 with one occupant inside who was then interviewed, but failed to give satisfactory explanation about the ownership of the vehicle. ▪️Preliminary investigation indicated that the vehicle was reported stolen in Wierdabrug, Gauteng Province, this month (July 2024). ▪️Police cannot rule out possibilities of adding other charges pending investigation.

@PillayKavi @News24 @gerbjan @JasonFelix Stolen elections?

JUST IN | The first judge to be removed in a democratic South Africa will now sit on the body appointing and disciplining judges. This is the same body that found John Hlophe guilty of gross misconduct, and which led to his removal. | @gerbjan @JasonFelix news24.com/news24/politic…

@JoannaAccordi @creepydotorg Define mini...

@creepydotorg But....mini sousage

White House Ex-Chef Andre Rush. He has cooked for Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump.

@FonyokaPondoka That place is something else.

It's raining in Cape Town

@kabelodick My friend drives a beautiful Wildtrak. So far, so good. Hopefully, things will stay this way for a long time. It's a beautiful car. I love it.

I don't know anyone who drivers a Ford & has never waited for a tow truck🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️a friend has a Raptor & already we call him Mr. tow truck, the other replaced his wild track with a GD6🤦🤦🤦Ford is just a beautiful, fast, useless bakkie.

@ramalokot I feel it should be businesses bankrolling superfan trips, and not government.

Patrice Motsepe is taking Mama Joy, Sadaam Maake and Botha Msila to #Paris2024 #Olympics2024

@nocontextfm1 I feel the game makes continental competition easy. There's one season where I scored 10 goals in one game against one team from the Balkans. I was managing Southampton at the time.

What's the biggest area where Football Manager can improve?

@FutballOracle @nocontextfm1 My wingers often have more assists than any players.

@nocontextfm1 Training features need improving, making actual wingers useful

@thee_adv 🤣 CEO material

@EarthRoverX How noble of me, right?

Send me your ID, fast. My friend has a funeral parlour with no waiting period.

@Xee_GP @JulianRoepcke Will inbox.

@EarthRoverX @JulianRoepcke Explain

I only post this to reply it to the next 50 trolls that comment bullshit under my tweets.

@Sibuzakes @pmcafrica He bore the brunt of the impact. The worst was over when he got ejected. The first part of the impact absorbed a lot of the energy.

@pmcafrica So lucky and if he had the seat belt on he probably would’ve died 😭😭

Lucky to be alive!

@Joshdahustle @pmcafrica Definitely not. He absorbed the brunt of the impact.

@pmcafrica Having no seatbelt saved their lives

@princes59895830 @pmcafrica Minimum width required is less than 1m for a road like that AFAIK.

@pmcafrica the road shoulder has to be clear and flat, right? the roads authority need to do better, right?

@NoBoost944 @pmcafrica Not really. He absorbed the impact. That final rollover wouldn't have killed him.

@pmcafrica No seat belt saved him funny enough.

@MawrongzJnr @MawrongzzJnr Wash and start from scratch

What are you adding here?

@azania1023 You have no idea who she is or what her parents went through mate.

Your parents were nothing to the struggle, they contribute nothing they’re nobody’s. If they were,you would know why she was born in Mozambique. But ke Qhubeka.

Sello Machitje hijacked yesterday around Evaton/Vaal and taken captive.  He was driving a Silver Nissan Navara and it was found in Alex.  He is still missing. Anyone with info, call Kgosi on 0794631511. #CrimeWatch

@SokoCindy Not smuggled gold?

This is where the President ED Mnangagwa sources his funds for living expenses. Farming is good