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John William Breitzman
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John William Breitzman
@EatThisLLC
I have faith I am finding the audience I seek
Katılım Temmuz 2022
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@LindseyStirling Honey If you’re not too busy, would you take me to the doctor?
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@PlanetTyrus Tyrus….help me please
the last guy who tried to heal me wasn’t Giant enough…do you got the magic?✨please if you got it…I asked Iris to check the tm:rw store to see if Shaq was available
Tyrus✨use your magic✨like John Coffee—if you gotta kiss me like he does🥴it’s ok 😆
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Mania moment complete
OutKick@Outkick
"Manhood Is Under ATTACK!" Why Donald Trump Keeps Fighting For America🇺🇸 Maintaining with Tyrus with @PlanetTyrus and @realDonaldTrump (00:00) - Why You Fight The Way You Fight (03:15) - Enemy From Within (04:35) - America Is Mislead - Trump Helps The People (06:50) - Manhood & Religion Is Under Attack (10:56) - The Moment You Stood Up (12:05) - New Policies For Those Who Serve? (15:46) - Our Banks Are Safer Than Our Schools (18:00) - Tiny Invention That Can Save Millions! (22:31) - Importance Of This Election (23:55) - Trump's Biggest Influence
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@RealHughJackman @SonyPicturesUK I was just talking to Dua and Rina about Samuel Beckett and constipation too 🎭
— Hugh I don’t think my kidney’s can process any of that 🫣
do you know Krapp’s Last Tape ?
It’s begging for a contemporary retelling in the influencer era
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here is my 2024 resume
I need a job so I can get health care insurance and find out what is actually wrong with my dick😆sorry it’s so long🫣…the resume😂not the dick
for the 2024 - now addendum
I’ve just been fucking around here on social media…trying to write a love story
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John William Breitzman retweetledi
the screen we all look at…
is a door
not a wall
do not hide behind it
open it
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@VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC @Ancestry Guys,
I would love to work on my ancestry too😁can you help me fix my dick?😆I’ll make a family tree for you🤷♂️🥖whatever you guys want 🫣🫶
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I don’t get a lot of impressions
but I get more than this 🤣
you’re proving my point 🫣
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I really want the story of my time here to be a fun Rom Com— it doesn’t need to be a poignant referendum on how fake and stupid all of social media is…
I do not need to tamper with your fragile ecosystem— I can just make people laugh and a little more happy if you just let me🤷♂️
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@shakira I forbid it too 😆 no funny casting 🎥
God is Great 😍🐺🐾
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Fuck 🫣
sorry I turned Karen today guys
all the Lowe’s delivery guys were cool
and obviously Tasha is so so cool 🥹
I just felt stuck
nothing was getting accomplished
🫶 sorry
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@Lowes Fuck you
How are you going to help?
Can you give me back my time?
New Jersey
Breitzman
delivery date yesterday
Figure it out
One machine arrived not in a box? 📦
as shown in the video….
Is it a floor model? 🥴🤷♂️
we paid a new one…
I’m calling you Maggie from now on😁
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@EatThisLLC Thank you for taking the time to let us know this. We always want to hear about customers’ experiences, so we can make sure the right Lowe’s team can respond appropriately. Can you send us a DM with the name on the order, phone number, email, order number, and store location (if purchased in store), so we can help, John?
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If you have been following my laundry 🧺 appliance replacement saga…😆
we should have a conclusion today
a new washer and dryer—
matching stackable units
should be arriving separately🙄 today
and the second set of delivery people should be connecting & stacking them properly
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this just happened when I opened instagram 🥳🎉 I’m now eligible to use the paid partner label and to partner with brands💰
😁🕺🪩
there are currently no projects in the Discover Projects 📁🥴
I picked all the preferred brands that they suggested and made my creator portfolio
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I just got this e-mail
my shirt ✨👚 ✨ just got shipped
w/ tracking information link
I kinda feel like a dick
for tweeting about all this 🫣
sorry baby 😘🐸🎸🦊
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when i started to get worried like a week ago, I tried to look on the Upside and told Lindsey that $54 is a small price to pay to find out if someone you met online cares about you…😆 and yeah, obviously I offered Lindsey the same amount 🤣🤷♂️ to get that information from her…🤡
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I haven’t gotten my shirt yet….😫
It’s been 20 days since I ordered it
I never got an email saying it was shipped
I’ve never bought anything off Instagram before…
Did I get burned?
John William Breitzman@EatThisLLC
I bought a new shirt 😍 I never buy new clothes 😆 I’m very excited for it to arrive and model it for you all 🕺🪩 yes I absolutely went with pink 😘🐸🎸🦊
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