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ECB Parody 🇪🇺🇺🇦
@EcbParody
PARODY ACCOUNT 🇪🇺💶 Mainly niche jokes on money, finance and EU bubble. No limit to trolling within my mandate
Katılım Mayıs 2020
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Syria central bank launching peer to peer instant settlement in central bank money
Reem Turkmani@Rim_Turkmani
The central bank of #Syria is getting looted now
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25bps cut fixes this.
LiveSquawk@LiveSquawk
Bank Of Korea MonPol Board To Meet Early Wednesday To Discuss Market Stabilising Measures
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@ESMAComms @EU_Finance @IOSCOPress @BaFin_Bund @centralbank_ie @MFSAComm @Lietuvosbankas @eftasurv @MNB_Hungary @FI_uudised @FMA_LI Tag me next time! I have more European reach than any of these institutions 😉
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⚠️ #ScamAlert ⚠️
Fraudsters often seek to create fake identity documents using someone else’s personal information.
We will never call or email you to ask for personal details under the pretext of helping you recover lost funds.
europa.eu/!Hu76pU
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Imagine being a fraudster impersonating ESMA.
Like who, besides people who read technical standards for a living - would think they are receiving a legit call from ESMA?
ESMA - EU Securities Markets Regulator 🇪🇺@ESMAComms
⚠️ #ScamAlert ⚠️ Fraudsters often seek to create fake identity documents using someone else’s personal information. We will never call or email you to ask for personal details under the pretext of helping you recover lost funds. europa.eu/!Hu76pU
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@meme_ec Today is the day where half of the Eurocrats have to remind to the other half why it is off.
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"Are you sure we have to go to school today?"
One of the saddest day for eurocrats' children
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- If President Trump asked you to resign, will you resign?
- No.
- Can you iterate a bit on that? Do you think you have a legal obligation to resign?
- No.
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When federal election of Fed chair ?
Iñaki Aldasoro@i_aldasoro
Breaking: inflation mentioned as culprit for driving out incumbent, rising on newcomer
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Peak Germany: the government appoints five academics to advise on economic policy and they end up *suing each other*.
Olafstorbeck.ft.com (on bsky.social)@OlafStorbeck
While Germany is facing the worst economic crisis in at least a generation, the government's most renowned independent economic advisory team is gripped by internal strife that has cumulated in a lawsuit over an ethics code. ft.com/content/2da45c…
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I like when they interview local babushkas...
(Ljubljana's Jurček might be rotten)
Christine Lagarde@Lagarde
🇸🇮🇪🇺 Dober dan, or good morning, from Slovenia! I’m here for the external @ecb Governing Council meeting tomorrow and Thursday. Hvala to Boštjan Vasle and the @BankaSlovenije for the warm welcome!
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Should be the front page of the Draghi report.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
The tower has caught the rocket!!
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Looking forward to engaging with some economists at the Swedish central bank on this model tomorrow morning.
Paul Krugman@paulkrugman
Trying to find historical models for the economic effects of mass deportation if Trump wins. One example: France, which lost many of its young men during World War I. Not encouraging (Angus Maddison via Statista)
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@Rokas_Kruminas He did many times, hence why it will be interesting to see whether there will be a shift after this hurricane.
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@EcbParody Hasn’t JPow expressed on at least few occassios that climate change is a domain of elected officials, not the CB? That doesn’t mean that the Fed won’t continue producing various analyses on climate change impacts (including stress tests), imo
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Pro tips: if you study central banks communication, look at what the Fed says on climate change before and after Hurricane Milton.
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@PStein59990336 You are correct but I feel like peer pressure may be different
Most CBs only started recently seeing climate change as a financial stability risk but are progressing faster.
The Fed lagging behind while densely populated areas are heavily impacted may seem out of touch.
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@EcbParody Ok, but hurricanes have been a thing in America for a long time. The events are dramatic, but I feel that this is a repeat of the previously dramatic events. What makes this time different?
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@PStein59990336 No, I actually want to see what Powell’s upcoming speeches on the matter will say. Now that climate change risk is materializing in Florida, I think we will see a shift from viewing it as an “emerging threat over time” to something more urgent.
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