Darth Jabronius

@i_danieall Thats the twang knob. Left will take you to bluegrass, right will take you to indie rock. Those are tge only two settings on a tele.

What is that metal thing on the back of the used Tele that I recently got?

@Punished_Syn Is that why it looks like it was dipped in shit? To trick pissers into thinking someone beat them to it?

That statue gonna be smelling like straight piss within 48 hours

@i_danieall Good idea, but too many steps, too many tools, and too much time for it to be a good execution of the idea.

I don't think I would buy this

@Aaron1598618 @printpaint6 @Yeenie_Mcbeenie I don’t know how anyone can read numbers 31 and walk away thinking god is good or just. Truly sick barbarian shit.

@printpaint6 @Yeenie_Mcbeenie This is what Moses directly said. The reason you're saying that is because all you're doing is lying.

Please point to the part of the Bible defending freedom of speech, religious tolerance and sexual equality

@DennisBowden18 @ApoloJedi_ Lots of places; playgrounds, graveyards, freshly excavated basements. My hobby is killing kangaroos and burying their skeletons in random places.

@ApoloJedi_ Where have kangaroo fossils been found other than in Australia

The irrationality of God-deniers: “Kangaroos ONLY ever lived in Australia prior to the flood” 🤪

@RevIsaacWirtz It doesn’t matter if every scientist is a Christian, exactly none of them are using religion or prayer to solve problems.

I'm not sure what world people think we live in where scientists are all atheists. They think so highly of themselves that they cannot comprehend that some of the greatest contributions to science in history were made by people who believed they were studying God's creation.

Let's see YOU RED guitars tonight!

@cirnosad It’s it possible he’s just a gigantic moron who barely knows what’s going on around him and chose to use that word because he’s a gigantic fucking moron?

This is the second time he's admitted to using nuclear weapons: x.com/cirnosad/statu…

BREAKING NEWS: Trump finally admits that he used nuclear weapons against Iran. This is an official admission. I don't want to hear another word from the collective of ret*rds claiming every single nuclear explosion is a depot explosion or a thremobarbaric bomb.

@JTJosephauthor @AtheistPhoenix Lazarus was just a botched “saw the assistant in half” attempt that got the story backwards in its repeated retelling

@AtheistPhoenix You have never read the Bible and it shows

@DavidAn1611 @SoftwareEUG @NancyRPearcey Exodus 21:20 you dumb fucking liar

@SoftwareEUG @EclipseNine @NancyRPearcey Everybody got beaten back then, from kids to employees to slaves.

Slavery in the Old Testament was more like indentured servitude. It was the only feasible welfare policy for the destitute. You swapped your personal liberty for security in a household. You said, "Please house and feed me and mine, and we will work for you." Otherwise, what was there? No centralized center for distributing goods, and for nomadic peoples, no centralized anything for anything. The Old Testament also made rules to keep the evil of the practice to a minimum. For example, slaves could be educated and often rose to high positions, e.g., as advisors to royalty. Slaves could become wealthy and buy their freedom. If you kidnapped someone and made him a slave, you were put to death. If a slave escaped from his master for whatever reason, you were not allowed to return him. If you harmed so much as a tooth of your slave, you had to let him go free—in other words, no person was allowed to keep a slave if he mistreated him or her. Slavery in Western countries would never even have gotten off the ground had these rules been followed; the first rule alone would have prevented it.

@DavidAn1611 @NancyRPearcey So you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about and trying to figure out how much stupid bullshit you can try to slip in while arguing that slavery is actually a good thing, got it. Well, get on to your dumbfuck argument in defense of the barbaric practice of owning humans.

@EclipseNine @NancyRPearcey I'm trying to ascertain to what degree you don't know what you're talking about, and/or how much you've bothered to think about the topic at all.

@LukeIsTheBest86 @evilsteveve You’re confusing theory with hypothesis

@evilsteveve A theory remains a theory until sufficient evidence upgrades it to uncontested fact. Darwin's theory of evolution remains a theory to this day.

@Goldenfoxx @haderax1 If every game ahead of it on your top-5 list came out before Unity, that isn’t praise.

@haderax1 Hard, hard disagree. It's fifth on my overall AC list. It did a lot I didn't like, like replacing the whistle with cherry bombs and removing bullet shield enemies. But 95% of the issues people had boiled down to glitches. Some didn't like the story. I loved it.

Man, I guess the entire planet was just wrong when they played it on launch then. Nah but fr, this was probably the first “bad” game Ubisoft made before the company name became synonymous with the word “mediocre”. Unity was not good. At all.

@haderax1 Game set in france, everyone has english accents

@SawtelleAn5682 @UgoCannon You can give ‘em some bible verses that were deliberately omitted during sunday school

@UgoCannon Don't have to say anything. They are already realizing they are pretending.

Question for Atheists: What's the best advice you would give to a Christian who's starting to question their faith?

@AgainstAtheismX Hey, what day of the week is it tomorrow? Is the Norse god Tyr still relevant because it’s Tuesday?

If an Atheist ever tells you Jesus Christ is irrelevant in this day and age... Just ask them what the date is.

@MyUnveiledTruth @NancyRPearcey The claim that the commandments that enable it come from a loving deity

@EclipseNine @NancyRPearcey Yeah, all religions, all cultures had slavery. What’s so surprising that the Hebrews did too?

The Liberty Bell is emblazoned with a text from the Bible: “Proclaim Liberty throughout all the Land unto all the Inhabitants thereof.” Leviticus 25:10

@Badaccoubt @VagrantVillain Noooo, you're not supposed to ask questions! You're just supposed to nod along and agree with the claims he's never bothered to research. How could you be so mean to this poor dumbass!?

@VagrantVillain Which ones are those?

"Banned books" is the biggest liberal larp ever because all of the books that are actually banned were/are banned by leftists

@DavidAn1611 @NancyRPearcey How is pretending to be retarded going to help your pro-slavery case?

@EclipseNine @NancyRPearcey Was owning a slave like owning a table or something, in your opinion

@mdreimers @NancyRPearcey It’s all right there in the holy book you’ve never bothered to read. The only way to argue that ancient slavery was somehow different or more moral is to either lie, or uncritically repeat the lies of others.

@EclipseNine @NancyRPearcey You really don’t care about truth, since you aren’t interested in examining or being examined.