Buddy

{my wife, complaining about something as per usual} exactly who are you planning on meeting at the bar this time, you drunk? {me}:

@damone_mike @TiffMoodNukes @TradeCNBC Exactly. GET IT RIGHT TIFF.

@TiffMoodNukes @TradeCNBC It was 6 seconds TYVM 🤦‍♂️

A ticket scalper named Mike Damone who gave Stacy the worst 4 seconds of her life 🤣

watching a man on the feed showing off his pedi

Okay, he's watching a movie with his wife. Have her ask him questions about it that could be answered by simply watching.

Peter Cushing in From Beyond the Grave (1974 Amicus)

Carpenter.

amazing

It’s worth watching the entire clip

"He's too excited about this movie. Add Pedro Pascal."

In Memory of James Mason 15 May 1909 - 27 July 1984

@DickFurari Hell yes

Hell Yeah - hope you snort some lasagna off them titties

He’s going to the airport. Add 10 people in the security line who have never spent a day on earth.

got the in-laws coming over for dinner - bustin’ out the fine china

How does one scene have at least three of the greatest line reads of all time

TLA

this is accurate

Rob Bottin was barely out of high school when he apprenticed under Rick Baker. By 22, he had already designed the ghouls in The Fog and handled the incredible werewolf transformations in The Howling.

@bannedhorror The movie always gets credit for the lipstick scene, but this one right here should be held in high regard as well.

Linnea Quigley in Night of the Demons (1988) #terrortuesday

Drunk “dad” pees on car in front of his kids for allegedly smoking a J in a ski resort parking lot