Eddie Astro Van Halen ℠

The Bandit got away just in time

@VolareBertineli @burtrenaults you dodged a bullet @burtrenaults

@burtrenaults if you would have waited until 1980 that would have been me in the passenger seat 😔

Rise and shine, it's a brand new day.

@sshepard10 @Pango_Meach @atrupar @CherylNita2025 most of us deal with very little ball room, not an issue for that fool

@atrupar @CherylNita2025 I can’t take it

"There's a big difference between marble and onyx in price" -- i regret to inform you that Trump is now ranting about his ballroom

we’re only supposed to communicate through the Custody X Change app

@Colonel_Myway @theGMChammer Only time will tell if we stand the test of time

If you wake up and find your Twitter feed is flooded by a car club created by Liam Nissan don't bug out. #SmokeFleet

@FreakshackJC @VolareBertineli not so much room with my amp back there, but there’s always enough room for #smokefleet

@VolareBertineli You were my favorite in "One Day At a Time" Too bad about you and Eddie Van Halen, the #smokefleet could have used a rockin' boxy vehicle used for transporting goods and equipment.

Enjoy your Caturday people.

@VolareBertineli @VinnDebago @theliamnissan If she’s in, I’m out!

@VinnDebago @theliamnissan I’m down!

Somebody create a "Smoke Fleet" Twitter community for me. I can't figure it out on the goddamn Android app

@VinnDebago @theliamnissan i’m in

@theliamnissan I can do a #SmokeFleet Chat group here on X. Who's in?

I ain't the worst that you've seen can't you see what I mean? I’ll crush the Fascist machine! #smokefleet

@VolareBertineli @heathem1221 @theliamnissan @thetomcelica @theguyfiero @KiaKnightly 🤕 ouch

@heathem1221 @theliamnissan @thetomcelica @theguyfiero @KiaKnightly sign me up for my favorite Avenger, and the oldest, Wonder Woman! and that includes 26 years with with Eddie Astro Van Halen 🙄 #SmokeFleet

If someone doesn't make an "Avengers Assemble" video with @theliamnissan, @thetomcelica, @theguyfiero, @KiaKnightly, and other in universe #SmokeFleet characters superimposed on the bodies are we even interneting good?

The 7 Rules of Car Club: 1st: You need to talk about the Car Club 2nd: You NEED to talk about the Car Club 3rd: If you're MAGA or say stupid shit, Fuck off. 4th: MAGAs are trash. 5th: Always follow the Car Club 6th: No replies, no follows. 7th: Retweet every post of the Car Club

@theliamnissan if i was still making music i’d be all over this muchacho