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What if the best healthcare plan is the friends we made along the way?

@BruceLeeVegas00 @ItIsHoeMath @zapatas_mom Ah good point. But to be fair, theyre all worse on crime than Whites, except Indians who are the locust people.

@EddieGoode1 @ItIsHoeMath @zapatas_mom Hispanics aren’t even that bad imho. Blacks and Muslims are bad for crime. Indians are bad for other reasons.

Americans… this is a good faith question. I’m not baiting or trolling. Why are you so scared of condos and walkable cities? Does not having to drive for your groceries freak you out? What about it makes you uncomfortable? Please be honest.

@NE7ESE7EN We beat Democracy

@EddieGoode1 Triumph over what?

Next time hopefully they wont miss.

Any updates on this?

@greg16676935420 Scope it put to see of its a good place to escape black people

So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission

@JShooke You misspelled gayest, but we know what you meant

August And Everything After by Counting Crows is the greatest album of all time but none of you are ready for that conversation

@ItIsHoeMath @zapatas_mom Come on! Its not Black People! Its Black People AND Mexicans.

All of our cities are full of blacks. Blacks like to commit a lot of violent crimes like murder and carjacking and rape and robbery. Many of us would really really love to live in a nice city where we don't need a car and we can walk to everything, but we don't want to get stabbed

@doulbedoink Im actually hoping hell kill himself in The Pitt.

Noah wyle didnt even come up with the idea for The Pitt he stole it from hospitals

@MurrayHillGuy1 Either got a big wallet or a big ..

What the hell are we doing wrong gents?

@utacult My favorite scene is when Dr. Robby walks into the ER and says "It's Pittin time!"

this is by far the sweetest scene in this whole season #thepitt

@123skely If Insta is crack, TikTok is Fentanyl. We have shorts zombies.

Instagram hit women like crack cocaine hit the black community.

@thinkingshivers Andreessen Horowitz, this needs seed funding.

The main problem with blowjobs, all economists agree, is the price. A blowjob is a service; we cannot simply mass produce blowjobs at a blowjob factory. They’re nontransferable; we cannot simply load shipping containers with cheap Chinese blowjobs for import. Nor even can we take advantage of parallelization; basic geometry limits the number of customers a mouth, no matter how enthusiastic, can please at once. Baumol’s cost disease comes for us all. If these basic facts inflate the price, the regulatory environment makes it positively tumescent. Governments go out of their way to criminalize this victimless transaction. To the extent that blowjobs are tolerated, they are tolerated only in specific places, at specific times, and with very, very specific partners. Supply tumbles, prices skyrocket, and the American consumer suffers. But--and now, I speak to you directly, Senator @tedcruz--what if it didn't have to be this way? This idea was shared with me by a friend south of the border, Juan Vilsón. He’s an entrepreneur, and a bold one. His original business idea, to place small gay men (he called them his jinetes) in boxes to fellate long-haul truckers, was a complete failure. No matter what illustrations, magazines, or disclaimers he might affix to the box’s exterior, the customer could always somehow tell the occupant was male. Per his customers, this “ruined it.” He and his jinetes were despondent. Drinking away his sorrows at a bar (recommended by one of his employees for its nice atmosphere), he chanced upon a zookeeper with a problem of his own. I have done my best to translate the zookeeper’s words to English: “The bonobos won’t stop sucking each other off!” Señor Vilsón wasn’t the type to ignore an opportunity. You see, Ted (if I may be so familiar?), besides humans, there are at least 4 other animal species that, from time to time, fellate one another. Only one of those species has lips. They are also trainable. And they come in female. I trust I do not need to spell out exactly how Señor Vilsón brought his new vision to life. I believe the image attached to this post does that quite well! However, I also trust a gentleman of your stature has some concerns. It would be improprietous not to. So please, allow me to pre-empt your questions and set your worries to rest. “What about the teeth?” A perfectly natural concern, and in fact one of the first obstacles Señor Vilsón dealt with. A botched, bloody beta test necessitated fast action here. The solution was dead simple: surgically remove the bonobos’ teeth. “What about consent?” It speaks well of you that you would ask, Senator. Vilsón and his jinetes (now working in operations instead of in boxes) thought very carefully to ensure that no bonobo would be coerced into joining the oldest profession. They developed the following system: All bonobos are granted Universal Basic Income. Regardless of what they choose to do, all their basic needs for food, comfort, and safety will be met, but only just. A bonobo may happen upon another eating a yummy banana or juicy mango. If she too wishes to enjoy such delicacies, she quickly learns there is a way to earn them. All completely voluntary, of course. “And what about STDs?” What a stupid question, Ted. Frankly, the idea of a human catching an STD from a monkey is ridiculous. Vilsón’s Bonoboxes now dot truckstops from Oaxaca to Chihuahua. The bonobo, once an endangered species, has been brought back from the brink. Human sex trafficking feels like a distant dream. And naturally, the prices have fallen. In the sun-baked lands of Mexico, blowjobs are no longer just for the elite. Senator Cruz, I have secured exclusive licensing rights to Bonobox for both the United States and your home country of Canada. All I need from you is a clear regulatory path forward. With your help, we can bring the amazing benefits of this revolutionary product to the American people. And, although it pains me to do so, I am also willing to throw in a lifetime discount. I eagerly await your reply.

@Awk20000 The future is beautiful retarded people.

Clavicular is reportedly “enamored” with Woah Vicky and it’s mutual (Via TMZ)

@itsmarkmoran Hi Mark. We both share a love of big booty Latinas and elimination of the two-party system. Sending much love and positivity your way. First the Senate then the White House. Time to take America back from the DNC and the RNC.

Today, I am putting Virginia & America First, to announce that I am running as an Independent for U.S. Senate.

@LouieLoop @elonmusk Elon's mad about the Epstein files.

@EddieGoode1 @elonmusk Prob never. @elonmusk is holding it hostage from Americans.

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@Breedlove22 how much does this cost you? this stuff is expensive

Everyone keeps asking me what I’m on to look like this at 40. So here are all the peptides, anabolics, and hormones I used to reach 8.5% body fat at 227 pounds, 6’4” (a 100% transparent thread): 1. Retatrutide

The last thing a puppy sees

@flowersslop it goes back even furthee to Lecunn who invented transformers.

Every LLM from any lab today traces back to this guy, who was the only person at OpenAI pushing for pretraining transformer language models. He built GPT-1. After that did others see the potential. He invented it, and almost none of the so called AI experts even know his name.

which one we going with boys?