Edgar Grassley

@realBrandonGill Fuck this guy.

Low T

@JReubenCIark Same as the weird millennial expectation of the groom being photographed crying as his bride appears being walked down the aisle. At some point this became *a photo* that HAS to be in the mix. So fucking lame and performative.

You guys wanted my take on this, right? In the abstract, girls will think it's funny to put their play makeup on dad or whatever. I guess it is sort of funny, the way old-time drag shows were funny. I don't suppose that doing this once or twice damages her image of you. But of course now anything that might be cute or funny becomes obligatory and fake, and doing this for other people to see *is* pretty emasculating. One of my pet peeves is people doing some cliche "funny" thing just bc it's expected. I told my wife I did not want to mash our wedding cake into each other's faces, bc I don't find it funny and if I'm not doing it for us to laugh at then why go through the motions? So she's accustomed to the fact that these weird, rote millennial dad rituals just aren't part of our existence.

@fandompulse Fuck him. Hope this loses a ton of money.

Christopher Nolan, responding in Time magazine this week to the avalanche of criticism over his Odyssey casting choices: "Hopefully they'll enjoy the film, even if they don't agree with everything. We had a lot of scientists complain about Interstellar. But you just don't want people to think that you took it on frivolously." He built a real seaworthy ship, shot entirely on 70mm IMAX, and spent $250 million. Is Nolan being dismissed too quickly, or did his casting choices earn the backlash?

@Clint_Davey1 Braveheart is the best of those 3.

When I say I like Mel Gibson as a director, I'm referring to Passion of the Christ and Apocalypto, not Braveheart.

@thatgirlsandie @RemyLaCroixLV with the bunny ears. GOATed.

Don't be shy, which one?

@vanikehuman Yo fuck this guy.

Can leftists just not be characters from The Camp of the Saints?

the view u can’t look away from 😳

@BacLeodiv @WarRoomArchives Um, yeah you do truly win if Russians don't take over your nation. Ukrainians aren't fighting because they think war is fun. They're bleeding and dying to keep their nation free from an atrocious empire they know too well.

@WarRoomArchives It’s sad. war is terrible for both sides, and in the end, no one truly wins. Seeing this, I can’t imagine what their families are going through. I just hope there will be no more wars.

Ukrainian drone dives to strike a Russian soldier, but on approach it finds he has already taken his own life. War is neither as entertaining as in video games nor as romantic as in movies.

@automaticnba "I'm just trying to ball with my son."

BRO THATS HIS LITERAL SON

@Flav_Bateman "USA kinda sucks" and then he encounters sunny weather, freedom of speech, tastier food, wide roads, friendlier people, far better service, and a healthier economy. Our soccer is terrible, though.

This is the greatest World Cup song of all time.

@Jason2bartlett Dude Im so glad you and your family are here! I wish we could trade every American who slanders our country for SA farmers. We'd be way better off.

Now it’s Sunday and I still haven’t been attacked or murdered on my farm! This is so awesome

I’m just a white South African having a lovely, peaceful and safe weekend on my farm in Alabama. God is God

@YIMBYLAND Before you build it, imagine for a few minutes the kind of people who would be on a metro car from Austin to SA. Then realize you'd never bring your family on that car. Congratulations, I just saved you $10 billion.

Literally just build a train, guys. wtf.

@CPhilly19 Answer: They do not. Band, just show up and cheer and leave your instruments at home, if that's possible.

It’s that time of the szn again where we have to ask the question … do bands belong at baseball games?

@flatland_sports Drop CU in favor of Arkansas. Much better geographical and cultural fit.

I maintain that the Big 8 should have merged with the entirety of the SWC in 1995 to create the Big 16.

@DeanAbbott We lost a generation of journalist we would pay to wake up and read.

I know I've said it before, but I'll say it again. Very few people appreciate what America lost when we lost newspapers. Just being able to sit down every morning in silence and peruse news, opinion, sports, advice, recipes, interesting human interest stories all in one place was such a pleasure. The Internet has never produced anything that comes close.

@TheCinesthetic 🇺🇸📜✖️

Name a movie you've seen more than 7 times with just a GIF

@tuuu28283 I honestly think it is largely diet-related.

アメリカの兄弟達に質問なんだけど アメリカの兄弟達と比べて日本人って身長も低くて貧弱そうなのに 日本人になんでそんなに優しいの？？ 最近、日本人よりアメリカの兄弟や他の国の人の方がリプとかが優しい😎

@TheOldrGamerGuy @Fat_Electrician If you aren't interested in the pins and medals, there are surely some collectors in your area who would treasure them and preserve them.

@Fat_Electrician This is a painful reality. My dad passed away few years ago and I have all his Chilton manuals and steel trains and WW1 and 2 pins and medals(passed down). I cant part with them. A pawn shop just seems dirty.

I hate to break it to people my age, but in 30 years your adult kids are going to look at your Funko Pops, Labubus, action figures, and Warhammer 40K collections the same way we look at boomer ceramic angel collections. That shit is going straight to the thrift store when you die.

@monsieurgren Being a nihilist without family and trying to distract from unfulfillment with food and travel would lead nowhere good.

My schizo theory on Anthony Bourdain is that his gut microbiome was terrible from the dirty street food and drinking which led him to a fragile mental state incapable of coping with a major stressor like a breakup

@CCPISASSH0E Her mom milked the wrong nuts.

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