Majaz

I don’t have any grand illusions about myself. 😆Was reading about Ashoka when I created this @X handle!

@ghosh_annesha @BBCWorld I caught all 4 days. Great contest. The officials should seriously consider an annual home & away affair like the Anderson-Tendulkar and the BGT. 2 Tests, 3 ODIs, 3 T20s. Playing Tests consistently should be the norm. Under 10 in a 17-year career is simply not done.

📝 Before Kranti, Yastika, Harman, Deepti, Smriti, Sneh, there were Shantha Rangaswamy, Diana Edulji, Sandhya Agarwal, Shubhangi Kulkarni & many more. Remember the names because this Lord’s Test win comes in a landmark year in Indian women’s cricket. 🇮🇳 My piece for @BBCWorld

@DeafMango I always thought am B+, turns out am AB+. Got to know when I donated blood at a work event and the reports were shared with me.

All my life I thought my Blood Group was A+ and then Zohran was born, who is AB+ which made no sense because Aliza is A+ too. Got tested and it turns out I'm B+ 🙃 Good thing I've never gotten into a terrible car accident and needed blood. Sure shot death.

@gauravsabnis Diabolical! There were food reviews during the farmers’ protests too, but they were supportive & celebratory. There was festivity in struggle & those vlogs reflected that. This is fucked up!

Making a virtue out of psychopathy.

@Avtaripurush 🤣🤣 yeh log society ka cancer haiN, inke chakkar meiN saala apne ko na ho jaye!

@EdictsofV Meri hasi control nahi ho rahi thi lunch ke badh ek extra cigg. pini padi yeh sab sunke

Today was the 1st day of joining at this new office and in the lunch break I heard my colleagues saying "Modi bohot visionary aadmi hai bhai bahar aj India ka naam Modi ke wajah se hai, aisa neta koi nahi hai India mai". I doubt my career growth here now.

@Kunickaa Aise nahiN karte! Aapke dwaare ek bhikari, sorry Bagree aaya hai! Chutta de kar bhejo!

Arrey bhai desh mein mujh se aur mere life se bade muddey chal rahein hain, and you are still engrossed and captivated by my beauty and brains. Chalo chalo aagey badho… chutta nahi hai bhai🙏🤪

Finally!!!!! This is also free from all the “pure bhej” bs!!

@himganj153 I watched the whole @IPL on mute. Such a pain in the ass & excessively annoying. But getting up in the morning and seeing the 86-5 scorecard is one helluva way to start your day. 😃

This songs being played after every ball is the REAL CANCER of cricket. Irritating, incensing, useless. Game's gone. Let people enjoy the game and its natural sounds without a bloody headache.

@sabyaster @vanleeuwen Oh wowww!! Hadn’t seen their packaging. They even copied the origin story. VL started as a food truck, and Vantara did the same. These guys are unnecessarily trying to make it artisanal and give us the indie illusion. Nobody’s getting fooled, though!

The freezer is looking elite today. Van Leeuwen is easily one of my all-time favorites, and I couldn't resist stocking up on the good stuff. Finally jumped on the Dubai craze wagon. First time trying it, but it’s VL so I already know.

@TW_trades_ Haha added at $109.58

Purchased more $AAOI at $109.75 a share Buying the sell off again

@Crazymoments01 MaiN saala water meiN ice daalne waala banda hooN, aaj mere eyes meiN water aa gaya!

She's been at our shelter since 2013. Eleven years. Every person who met her said she was wonderful. Every person walked past her kennel and chose a younger dog. She stopped coming to the front of her kennel a few years ago. Stopped performing. Made a quiet peace with being where she was." Last Tuesday a veteran came in. He said — "I need a calm dog. I'm still learning how to be still myself." I showed him three dogs. He was putting his jacket on to leave. He stopped outside kennel seven. Luna looked at him from her bed. Didn't perform. Didn't come to the front. Just looked at him the way she looks at people when she decides they're worth seeing. He said — "Can I sit with her?" He sat on the concrete floor at her level. Not the bench. The floor. That was 11am. At 3pm I looked in. He was still there. Her white muzzle was in his hand. Their breathing had synchronized. At 3:15 he came to the front desk and said — "I'd like to take her home. I think we need each other." I excused myself to the back room and sat on an overturned bucket and cried for a long time. He texted me yesterday — "First time I've slept through the night in three years. I think she was saving that for me." She was. Eleven years of saving it. For one Tuesday. For him. Drop a ❤️ for Luna. Share this for every senior dog still waiting for their Tuesday. They're saving everything they have for the right person to walk through that door.

@anindianonearth @nimishdubey Well he did want to get into tennis

@EdictsofV @nimishdubey McEnroe is looking like a white Tendulkar.

@sabeer World would be so much better if these idiots do take some. Aisi anaap shanaap baateiN sanghi log sobriety meiN hee karte haiN. Dharm ka nasha hai

Is this dude on drugs?

@tanejamainhoon @MissMalini @ANI ki sangati ka asar hai, poora mainstream media impacted hai. Aur entertainment media k standards ki baat kar rahe hain aap log

Folks at @MissMalini: how is his religion relevant?!?

@nimishdubey How else will you control them under the guise of “izzat”!!

Kind of interesting to see how Indian male cricketers are rarely referred to as “sons” but the women cricketers are often referred to as “daughters”.

@gauravsabnis A former CJI whose tenure was less than 3 months had a staff of 40 while he was the Chief Justice, staff of 28 after his tenure, scaled down to a dozen after some backlash over 28. We can’t imagine a judge to be human. Bhagwaan nahiN hote woh kya!!

Meeting Judge Shahabuddin Ally at an event was such a surreal experience for this desi immigrant. He's so chummy, chatty, very bro like. No stuffy airs. Felt so weird when I said your honor & says "that's only in court. Call me Sha!" Imagine a judge in India saying that

@nimishdubey MughloN ne ghodoN ki naal aur saddle looti thi itni, ab hum train se tauliya aur chaadar bhi na le jayein!

"1.27 crore railway linen items have been stolen since 2022. Passengers walk away with towels and bedsheets. " Waiting for Anupam Kher ji to say that the Mughals were worse.

@gauravsabnis Widespread. Many many churches in the UK and Ireland have been converted to temples. Zilch church funding, dire state forces them to sell.

Hahaha this is kinda hilarious. I've been to American churches that have been converted into breweries and bars and concert halls and night clubs but Hindu temple is a new one. 😂😂😂