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Eike Spengler

@EikeGS

Retired, no job offers please! HR, trust & admin dino. More than 40 years international experience. Generalist, independent. Grandson of a mammoth hunter.

Mönchengladbach, Germany Katılım Ekim 2014
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Allon S
Allon S@AllonShevat·
No. I got support and in the end they said reinstall.. No thanks..I have enough spanish and Latin to understand. :) Un poco
Eike Spengler@EikeGS

@AllonShevat Do you use wireless keyboards with switchable language settings? On mine, the language can change if I accidentally touch a key.

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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@AllonShevat Do you use wireless keyboards with switchable language settings? On mine, the language can change if I accidentally touch a key.
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Allon S
Allon S@AllonShevat·
Office repair tool in Portuguese albeit my settings are Hebrew and English.
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Eike Spengler
Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@JeffreyWShapiro At the moment, it’s almost always a breeze for crooks in power: only difference between social media and a 14th century marketplace is the transmission technology. At the end of each day, another witch will burn at the stake.
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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@RealEvilHRLady Here, drug tests conducted by (prospective) employers are only performed by labs/meds. My only concern is that many HR & recruitment freelancers might resort to using unreliable tests to cut costs. In a dispute, a labor court judge could use that against you.
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Suzanne Lucas
Suzanne Lucas@RealEvilHRLady·
@EikeGS Employment drug tests are generally done by actual labs. And again, poppyseeds don't produce a positive for marijuana.
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Suzanne Lucas
Suzanne Lucas@RealEvilHRLady·
An applicant once told me he failed a drug test because of a poppy seed muffin. The problem? He tested positive for marijuana. inc.com/suzanne-lucas/…
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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@RealEvilHRLady A high-quality test accurately detects all substances being tested for. Cheap tests (2-3€ at Amazon) show e.g. red (Stop!) or green (Go!). Even rapid tests conducted by police and customs officials are not legally binding and have to be repeated by med staff if necessary.
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Suzanne Lucas
Suzanne Lucas@RealEvilHRLady·
@EikeGS Yes, they can. But they don't show up as marijuana.
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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@FinanceDirCFO These geniuses don’t bother with proper due diligence, net asset values, or earnings figures. They’re only concerned with “future values” one can order like a tart. Whipped cream & cherry on top, of course. Sold by “talents” who’ve been told beforehand that chicken can be milked.
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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@FinanceDirCFO "Even the most pious person cannot live in peace if their wicked neighbour doesn't like it." - from Schiller’s *Wilhelm Tell*
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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@AllonShevat At the moment, they’re both doing the same: enjoying power & political benefits. Simply no need to get caught up in the daily hustle and bustle...
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Allon S
Allon S@AllonShevat·
Pretty big exemptions! China won't do much at this stage....yet. Putin-that's a crap shot....he could do anything.
Eike Spengler@EikeGS

@AllonShevat It is pointless for uninvolved parties to intervene in the Iran conflict. Exceptions: Russia, China.

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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@AllonShevat It is pointless for uninvolved parties to intervene in the Iran conflict. Exceptions: Russia, China.
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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@FinanceDirCFO Main focus today is on what the term ‘barely legal’ means in each relevant jurisdiction, how to position oneself on the ‘right’ side of the border line, and how to navigate this intelligently. The company’s business purpose appears to be of secondary importance.
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Eike Spengler@EikeGS·
@FinanceDirCFO The day HMRC accepts AI-generated testates will be audibly recognisable: by the nationwide popping of champagne corks.
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