The Jokester

@Nicky_Bonez @Rahll People are doing 10x the work. I was deliberately posing a conservative estimate to illustrate the point but I can see why that would fly over your head, dumbass

@Ejaculationer @Rahll “If” dumbass

Wait wait wait waaait a second.... He's saying he wants his $500,000 engineer to actually cost him $750,000 by using $250,000 worth of AI tokens. Wasn't AI supposed to make things cheaper, not cost 50% more?

@Adam_Pearson How is he punching down if you’re at the Oscars? Stop being a pussy

I was today years old when I learned that taking Peptides for 5 years made you an Academy member, award winning actor and Oscars attendee! You can tell a lot about a persons character by looking at who they’re willing to punch down towards - even in the name of comedy.

@crazyfckingvids @Aristos_Revenge But but it would be mean if we don’t let these people less talented than me take my job and make my family live in conditions similar to the conditions of the countries they live in!

Here's how one of the main Indian immigration scams works: 1. An Indian gets an H-1B Visa to work in the USA either with a false, misleading, or legitimate application. 2. That H-1B does good work (or outsources it to someone in India who does) and gets promoted at a big company and/or switches jobs to a bigger company with a bigger job title. 3. Ultimately that H-1B Indian gets a Director+ level position placing them in charge of hiring for a department or group. 4. H-1B Indian immediately begins reviewing American workers that can be replaced by H-1Bs and/or 'cousins' or other offshore workers to save money while maintaining some productivity metric. Typically all of these workers will be from the same region if not the same exact village or family. 5. As more and more roles begin to get replaced the department / company culture begins to collapse if not vanish outright. Here the H-1B often strikes with a scam. The next H-1B that they apply for will be required to pay them a percentage of their salary, usually a small fee about 5%. This is a 'thank you' of sorts, not a bribe but it ensures the manager will keep supporting their subordinates H-1B status until they can get another type of work visa and/or naturalization. 6. Sometimes the H-1B manager will slowly scale the % pay for the later hired employees so the last one in the department might pay 10% or 15%. 7. In some cases the H-1B manager has secured a home loan by now and rents rooms out to the new hires ensuring them a low overhead cost to move here + profits for themselves. 8. After seeing the profitability numbers improve the H-1B manager is typically promoted up higher and higher often landing in CEO, CTO, and CIO roles though more rarely in CMO, CISO, COO, and CFO roles. If they gain more departments with this promotion they simply repeat the process. The Indians know the US government is EXTREMELY lax on checking H-1B requirements and the slow replacement of workers in a department can reduce the shock effect that might otherwise cause backlash. By the time the scam is caught, if it ever is, the original H-1B manager is now on a permanent resident or citizen and over 80% of their subordinates are non-Americans. Each H-1B also often gets to bring 1 family member with them immediately and often hires at least 1 other person back home in India at 1/25th the rate of an American worker. Hilariously, most often these workers fake the skills they claim to have and simply do a great job of bluffing their way through corporate meetings and jargon or try and gain the knowledge and skills after getting the job.

@unusual_whales Yeah fucking right

Denmark was reportedly preparing for full-scale war with the US over Greenland in January, with military support from France, Germany, and Nordic nations, per DR

@fuckyouiquit @sugarbets_ @JPHilllllll “When everything is free, who will work?!?” Sounds like you need to find value in yourself that isn’t related to your job.

@sugarbets_ @JPHilllllll So when you're laid off and a robot frees you from your job and you can't find another one because all of those jobs have been liberated, will your landlord take rent paid in freedom units or will you just starve to death?

It’s just a weird sickness at some point, this level of greed. You have $200 billion dollars. You could wipe your ass with $100 bills and keep getting richer every day. Why kill thousands and thousands of jobs at this point?

@JPHilllllll Do you think the end goal of humanity is doing worthless, shitty work that can be automated?

@BernieSanders Reducing labor is a good thing, dumbass

Jeff Bezos, worth $234 billion, plans to replace 600,000 Amazon workers with robots. Now, he wants to spend $100 billion to fully automate not just his warehouses, but factories in the U.S & other countries. Oligarchs are waging all out war against workers. FIGHT BACK.

@ManyMen92611 @NY_LBSS @MattSeedorff @FBILosAngeles Craig Higdon a good man who didn’t do nothin. Just racist ass poleese trying to keep a brother down. Notice how they use his mugshot instead of him in his graduation gown from 1976.

@NY_LBSS @MattSeedorff @FBILosAngeles Higdon is undefeated. To his defense: he was hoping for some spicy Kardashian

JUST IN: @FBILosAngeles releases images of those arrested Thursday in the mortgage fraud case.

@JKAnimatesv2 @OhFuckingKayy @Bigqadi You’re mentally deranged. Go eat grass and get off the phone.

@OhFuckingKayy @Bigqadi She supports eugenics.

Marilyn used her privileges as a white woman and demanded that Ella Fitzgerald always perform in a club where Black people were not allowed. It is disrespectful to compare her to a racist.

@RealDave1977 @OhFuckingKayy @Bigqadi Presumptive guilt is a real great idea, dumbass. Btw you’re gay because I said you’re gay and I know you suck dicks in secret. We all know it, actually.

@OhFuckingKayy @Bigqadi If she said the N-Word which she probably would say behind people’s backs because we all know racist do that.

@Jerusalem_Post That involved what

A two-week-old baby was hospitalized at Wolfson Medical Center with a severe herpes infection after contracting the virus during a brit milah (Jewish ritual circumcision) that involved direct oral suction. jpost.com/israel-news/ar…

@disclosetv They’re calling it “the most Jewish thing anyone has ever said”

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

@angertab Someone in your lineage decided “we’re going to call ourselves Tardio because we’re all tards”. It’s like how Smiths decided to call themselves that because they were blacksmiths.

You are a retard if you blame this war on anyone but Iran.

Rest in peace any Iranian grannies who died from bazookas

Imagine teacher show pusy during exam 😅 (People are filtering out Indian tweets so I gotta fill the void)

@alppouch U rang

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@sneako Shut up, retard

The biggest lie we were sold was freedom Men can do drugs and women can be naked Declaring superiority of free western values Just to become slaves to our own desires

@GavinNewsom Let me know when you finish the first page, big dog.

Reading some banned books to figure out what these states are so afraid of.

@Polymarket This is a good place to have the floor drop into a pit. Round up all the worst people in DC and remove them from society.

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