Mark Earnshaw

@Herring1967 Bit like the ridiculous train between Huddersfield & Sheffield. Only 20-odd miles apart, but takes an hour & a half because it stops at every bastard lamppost in Yorkshire.

It seems to stop at every house between those cities, like a rail-based Santa.

Oh look... another example of it...

Seems like as good a time as any to repost this...

@PeterBlueshay @VFinnishProbs @KateEMcCann Things felt a whole lot better in general last time around. And the financial crash was global, rather than UK specific. No fan of Blair or Brown (although he was dealt a rough hand), and certainly not a fan of Keith, but even a slight improvement on this lot is an improvement.

@VFinnishProbs @KateEMcCann Problem is if you have lived under a labour government you know how bad it will be 🤷‍♂️🙁

Bumped into senior member of Team Sunak leaving Downing Street this eve. I asked why now? They said this July date has been a slow burn for the PM and better economic news coupled with a fear that public have stopped listening were deciding factors. The biggest though? "Things have started to go wrong... that's going to keep happening. You don't want to be sat there in Downing Street all summer while they do"

@porksmith What an ensemble. Going to miss the show enormously when it's over (yes I know it can be rewatched for eternity, and better to knock it off whilst it's at the peak, but still...) Still annoyed that I missed you all by about 10mins the other year when on campus at Humber...

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@NekoSwavvey You might want to listen more closely to your boy.

My boy is trying to put me on Sage Francis. Hahaha I told him Drake is better and he got mad 😂

Fucksake... someone just pointed out that All Eyes On The Saint by @ENTERSHIKARI could be the alternate timeline soundtrack to a @CathedralCity advert & now I can't unsee a Shikari cheese advert in my head...

@NickyRR Sounds like @AuntyDonnaBoys are in the house!

Interesting choice to play incredibly loud, incredibly dreadful dance music in what would otherwise be a nice Italian restaurant, Melbourne.

@GlennFlannery @TheAthletic Woolwich Wanderers

@TheAthletic What is Arsenal? 😂😂😂😂

Rovers, Wanderers, Villa, County... What do these team names mean - and where did they come from?

Ticketmaster & their "dynamic pricing" really need to fuck off into the the centre of the sun. £167 PLUS FEES per ticket for Slipknot standing? Nahhhh...

@OfficialRandL Just the acts announced so far make this the best lineup since the cancelled one in 2020.

Go on then, here's a few more to keep you satisfied 😊  With his FIRST UK FESTIVAL ANNOUNCEMENT @21savage @JorjaSmith and her UK FESTIVAL EXCLUSIVE PERFORMANCE And the RETURN of @the_prodigy ALL at Reading & Leeds 2024 🤯👏 Tickets on sale 8:30AM TOMORROW MORNING 🔥If presale is anything to go by, don't forget to set your alarms 👀

@JosephConners You two & @ChrisHero in Leeds for @TIDALWRESTLING was a banger

Did a vanity search & came across these clips of myself Vs Pete Dunne back at Progress in 2017 No denying that things were always intense whenever I fought against him Can see just from this brief set of clips. We went at it from start to finish. #B4B

@AlexHorne Eagerly awaiting the lineup for next series...

Just checking my twitter during the ads. Seems like there's a delay here for some reason. Weird. Got to go. Greg needs a rub down. Back on the telly in a sec.

@elf_lyons great set this afternoon in Manc on the AD support. Will be keeping an eye out for more gigs in the north!

@empilbeam "It's a bar, not a bank, spread the fuck out" is my usual go-to

@Spag_bella @SouthernRailUK Same with late night services between Leeds & Hudds/Manchester with @TPExpressTrains which buggers my commute. Rarely had an issue getting in or out of work pre-2020 (unless there works). Now it's rarer for me to have a straightforward work day commute than not!

@GeorgeH873 @OfficialRandL People didn't get it for Rage last year. Won't happen this year. If you buy a festival ticket for one act, that's on you.

We’re gutted that Lewis Capaldi won’t be performing at R&L this year, but health comes first and we wish him a speedy recovery ❤ We’re working hard to book a replacement, stay tuned.

@dobsy1983 @OfficialRandL Definitely need to be upgraded from FR tent considering they sold out Wembley Arena in minutes. But then the bookers would have to admit there's still a demand for rock music outside of Download/SlamDunk, etc...

@OfficialRandL Surely Sleep Token gotta sub headline 🤷‍♂️

@JamesPurchase08 @OfficialRandL Idles would be a banger somewhere in there. Especially as we missed out on them back-to-backing Rage in the COVID year.