El Huron

@Ravenismeee Yeah. I love that.

Serious question, do people actually exist who genuinely enjoy staying home all day, completely alone, without seeing anyone?

@kay_z67 Can’t tell you. Was at a party and was fucking leathered. Great night.

I wonder how people felt at 11:59 p.m. of dec. 1999 before crossing over to the year 2000.

@LFCVine Manager.

What is the main priority this summer transfer window?🤔

Football died the day that Jossy's Giants got cancelled. Downhill ever since

@FabrizioRomano Just resign you fucking turnip.

🚨🚨 Arne Slot has responded to Mohamed Salah's comments about standards at Liverpool: “The standards are not only important in the gym”. 👀🏋🏼‍♂️ “It’s also on the pitch. Okay. You understand me? Without me saying anything?”.

I never knew that!

@TheMightyPathos @james_xond Facts

Can anyone pinpoint the exact moment when everything in society started getting noticeably worse?

It’s not just the structure, it’s the conditioning. Playing once a week and they’re shattered, because they don’t bloody train. Above all else, that’s why Slot has to go. You’ll never win anything if you can’t compete physically as well as technically.

@jaacknffc Just another grifter

I once read somewhere that after an especially exhausting life,some souls choose to reincarnate as a tree spending a century just resting. I haven't looked at trees the same since then

@SholaMos1 Should have kicked him harder.

Contemptible abuse of police power. Why kick him in the head several times when he’s already tasered & in your control? Should he not be alive to be brought to justice in a court of law for stabbing 2 Jews??!! Disgusting.

@ballerslfc @CheatersDie @AnfieldSector Not aimed at him, I was pointing out I am a bit blinded by my dislike of Slot.

@ElHuron1066 @CheatersDie @AnfieldSector He gave u an objective answer

🚨 Arne Slot has been nominated for April's Premier League Manager of the Month award. Vote for him: preml.ge/motmapr2026

@CheatersDie @AnfieldSector I obviously cant objectively comment anymore.

@ElHuron1066 @AnfieldSector win 3 out of 3 matches

@LNRshuffle @LinkedInLunat1c I like where your head is at.

@ElHuron1066 @LinkedInLunat1c Not enough. We need Nuremberg trials for LinkedIn slopposters.

Good lord

@StrangerNews11 Silly man.

Random fact of the day: The lead singer of Jamiroquai, Jay Kay, once broke up with Winona Ryder because her breasts were too big and she wanted to have sex all the time.

@rebekkarnold And Gakpo will still start.

Did you know that in around four billion years the sun will swell and run out of fuel incinerating the earth and around roughly the same time a galaxy of 400 billion stars is going to collide with the earth? So… there’s that.

@553078693Meng Looks like shingles.

这是什么，下午睡了一觉起来就这样了，而且很痒啊 兄弟们 这是什么啊？

@AnfieldEdition @LewisSteele_ If they are backing him have they offered a contract extension ?

🥇| @LewisSteele_: "Right now, the hierarchy is backing Slot because of a holistic view: if someone had said the new boss would achieve Champions League qualification one season and win the league in the other, everyone would have jumped at that. They agree with Slot on some of the mitigating factors this year, so think he is still the man to lead them forward."