Nicholas Ngugi

Nairobi teaches you early that justice depends entirely on who is holding the gun.

@ephraimnjegafan Shhhhh!

Safaricom should just have copied the MyAirtel App idea for their MyOneApp app. The MyAirtel app combines both telco and financial services in one very simple and clean interface.

@MwebiJr @KKombani ATT

@KKombani The answer is here. Please don't be surprised whatsoever.

How are you telling me I don't have info and yet (1) I am the author (2) I also sell the books myself (3) Everyone else - including TBC and Nuria - sells this book at 750/-. Oxford recommends it at 750/. Note I have reached out to you guys before because of exorbitant pricing.

@FULUFHELOR32 @LarryMadowo Man...

@LarryMadowo Wish Nigerians can start this attending this marathons, easy money , I mean, they're good at running away from Nigeria, so why not bank in

BREAKING VIDEO: Kenya’s Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to win a regular marathon in under two hours, setting a new world record at the London Marathon in 1:59:30! Kenyans invented running™

@iptansa @Benign_Overlord *Not to charge fellow Israelites

@Benign_Overlord Israel was instructed in the bible to never charge interest on lending. Bible is perfect, it foreshadowed the coming ruthless, shylock and bank lenders.

Important note is that the loan must be non-perfoming. If the loan is still being repaid according to whatever agreement you entered with the lending institution, you will service it even to 10× the amount borrowed.

@hobyob @Benign_Overlord It is not New. MFIs have been claiming that it did not bind non-banks and Saccos. Clarification, mostly.

@Benign_Overlord Hasn't this decision been made before?

@KenyaPower_Care @Daudiotieno Dm

@KenyaPower_Care @Daudiotieno That's a lie. It's happening even to those who have nothing to do with last mile shenanigans. Check DM @KENYAPO

⁦@KenyaPower_Care⁩ why the difference?

@Wordslinger__ Aim

Kilometric. "Friendly little pen with a friendly little price" - Kilometric, the long-lasting ball-point!

@Njeriwaridi Hapo kwa kutumiwa change kwa mpesa umeshinda game.😂😂😂

I minimize my MPESA usage by using ATM cards where possible and having cash - mtu akisema hana change I tell them to send me the balance on MPESA If I could I would eliminate using MPESA entirely it’s expensive a.f

@BoboWamboiKuria Hii ni good riddance.

Watu wanakuaga na maneno. Sasa huyu nilimfanyia nini? Juzi ilikua your Deputy president.🤔

@mya_254 You're in good hands.🙂

5 years later I decided to do it! Now with wisdom and experience.🥳

@NnadiArts1 You're gifted.

And to the 1% who stopped to look:

@GlobalNomad_ @KenyaAirways All tea contains Kenyan tea

Kenya airways should serve “Kenyan tea” and “masala tea” on their international flights how else can we tell the difference between BA and KQ Mambo yabadilike tafadhali @KenyaAirways

@ndungup_ @rodgers_adai He's shareholders of coop. This guy has a point.

@rodgers_adai If shareholders of Co-operative bank are not complaining, doesn't that tell you that your analysis is lacking something?

I have been checking the list of the Highest paid CEOs in Kenya the last 10 years and most are from Banking Industry with makes like Gideon Muriuki, Co-Operative Bank, Joshua Oigara KCB,Martin Oduor Otieno KCB, James Mwangi Equity, Awori Standard Bank as examples over the years. And in each year, the CEOs of Kenya Public Banks i.e. Cooperative Bank, KCB have been extraordinarily high compared to Banks like ABSA, Standard Bank. Oigara KCB used to earn several multipliers more than Awori of SCB. But the most striking are the earnings of Gideon Muriuki of Co-Op Bank. He has been CEO since 2001!! Does it mean the Board since that time have NEVER Bern able to identify or groom a replacement?? Is he superhuman? I look at the Board and you mostly see 'Educationists'. You dint have a calibre like Michael Joseph who can raffle feathers. It might mean there has never been a Board member to point out overcompensation in the CEOs Contract. And should have been rectified even by 2005. Cooperative Bank is owned 64 % by Co-Op Holding Cooperative Society. Does an ordinary member of a Cooperative think they might be overcompensating the CEO of Cooperative Bank? Earning Shs 1 million PER DAY, Shs 31M per Month and Shs 450M per Month in my opinion appears like overcompensation for work done. Co-Op Bank was majority owned by Cooperatives and Cooperatives were required to open accounts with the Bank. So raising Capital was not really a problem with Co-op bank unlike other Banks who have to go out of their way to get deposits to lend. So that performance is wind assisted. When Michael Joseph went to Kenya Airways, he terminated the McKinsey Contract which was bleeding KQ. Could it be possible that Gideon Muriuki is too experienced for Co-op Bank Board who mostly are probably elected by Cooperatives and therefore cannot have the guts to try to change the CEO? This is where the Govt, mush as we vilify it is supposed to have a good control of Public related entities. All Banks in Tier 1 and 2 are making Billions so his performance cannot be extraordinary. The same situation prevails at KTDA. You read good news from KTDA. The Government should have a role. KCB has had a change of CEOs from Martin Oduor, Joshua Oigara and now Russo which is a good thing and they don't overstay. Once you have Board Members coming in via Elections from grassroots, it is unlikely you will have the best professionals in the Industry who can make tough professional decisions. More so because they are only there for a short period.

@vinguard254 Jameni si tufike mahali watu hawadai hii pesa. Ni pesa Gathungu anasema inaibiwa hospitali na kwingineo.

Chege Majuice gives a full account of President Ruto in Murang’a. Take a listen

@MalimAitah @ivymuthe Kubaff sana😂😂😂😂

@ivymuthe Enyewe love is a beautiful thing,watu wawili wakipendana HUFANANA,ona sasa madam pia ameanza ku expose MENO😅

Sierra Leonean Woman Tells Court She Overstayed Visa After Falling in Love with Kenyan Man A Sierra Leonean woman found herself in court in Eldoret after overstaying her visa in Kenya, confessing that she had simply “forgotten” to renew it because she fell in love with a Kenyan man.The woman was arraigned before a magistrate’s court in Eldoret, Uasin Gishu County, and charged with being in the country illegally without a valid immigration permit, in violation of the Kenya Citizenship and Immigration Act. She pleaded guilty to the offence.In mitigation, she told the court that she had initially entered Kenya on a short visit but ended up falling in love, which caused her to lose track of time and fail to renew her visa.The moment turned light-hearted when she pointed out her boyfriend seated in the court gallery. The man stood up and openly confirmed their relationship, telling the magistrate: “Your honour, I can confirm she is my girlfriend.”The court was visibly amused by the candid romantic admission during the proceedings.

@Ziloopi @MuthoniTop @raha_premium Yes, maybe she can inform. Not make them. She's already in her place.

@ElNickMagnifico @MuthoniTop @raha_premium She ticks all boxes. Have you ever listened to her show when she is speaking about policies ?

Nyandarua🥂🔥🔥🔥🔥 Sisi ni @raha_premium

@Ziloopi @MuthoniTop @raha_premium Kwani mnaangalia nini? Ana passion ya kuunda sheria ama kutetea haki za watu? Doesn't she excel where she is?

@MuthoniTop @raha_premium Babytop become the MP on dcp ticket you will sail asubuhi na mapema.

@MarioNawfal In Kenya, ruto would have @kipmurkomen o abduct them for destroying "road infrastructure"

🇪🇬 Egyptian opposition politicians tore up a freshly paved road with their bare hands. Their verdict: goat excrement, not asphalt. Built to last… about 5 minutes.