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Prithvi .

Prithvi .

@Elakodan

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Fanyi🦋🌸
Fanyi🦋🌸@HYF98334204·
仅凭眼缘,你们觉得几号最能过日子?
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Prithvi .@Elakodan·
@swasrao Hostings going on and here our pocket's roasting going on...wish this settles down asap..
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Perlina Trump
Perlina Trump@perlinaino·
How much you rate first lady Melania Trump’s style and appearance? 0-10
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Old Salty Marine
Old Salty Marine@BamaSaltyMarine·
Lulu was a prostitute, she didn’t want her grandma to know! One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu’s grandma came by and asked, why are you standing in line here, dear? Not willing to let her grandma know the truth. Lulu told her the police were passing free oranges and she was just waiting to get some. Why, that’s awfully nice of them. I think I’ll get some for myself, grandma says. She then proceeded to the back of the line. A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, wow still going at it at your age? Grandma replied, it’s easy, I just take my dentures out and suck them dry!
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Karoline Gosling
Karoline Gosling@KarolineGosling·
Which country produces the best wife material women in your opinion? When you factor in values, beauty, how gracefully they age, how they treat men, how feminine they are etc I am from Germany and it is definitely not here.. most women here all dress and act like men 😂
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RedAlways
RedAlways@PATRIOT2117·
While out on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a restaurant for lunch. After eating, they paid the bill, hopped back in the car, and continued on their way. About 40 minutes later, the wife suddenly gasped, “My glasses!” She had left them on the table at the restaurant. They had to drive on down the road even further just to find a place to turn around. That’s when the husband turned into the world champion of grumpy old men. The entire drive back, he complained nonstop, “How do you forget your glasses? I told you to check the table before we left! You never listen! You might as well leave your head behind next time!!” The more he talked, the crankier he got. The crankier he got, the quieter she became. Finally, they pulled back into the restaurant. Relieved, the wife jumped out of the car and hurried inside. As she closed the door, the old man leaned out the window, and yelled, “While you’re in there, you might as well grab my hat and my credit card!”
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Nishaant Bhardwaj
Nishaant Bhardwaj@Nishant_Bliss·
Stop Comparing, Stop Finding Pleasure in Pakistan’s Downfall India has come a long way since 1947, and let’s be real, compared to Pakistan, we are at least 10x ahead today. Whether it’s education, infrastructure, healthcare, technology, or overall growth, the gap is very clear. So constantly comparing ourselves with Pakistan, or finding fun in their struggles, just doesn’t make sense anymore. It doesn’t add any value, it doesn’t push us forward. If anything, we should now be looking at countries like Singapore, South Korea, and Japan. These are the benchmarks. Even observing the United States gives direction, even if we can’t directly compare. Because growth comes from looking up, not looking down. India doesn’t need validation anymore. It’s time to move on, raise our standards, and think bigger.
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RedAlways
RedAlways@PATRIOT2117·
A very prestigious cardiologist died and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life. A huge heart, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service as all the doctors from the hospital sat in awe. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I am so sorry. I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist.” A moment later the proctologist fainted.
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M D (Sanatani)
M D (Sanatani)@Aham_Bharatiya·
@Elakodan @drsunita02 No question of dishonesty here. But to put a clause that the man will have to bear the responsibility of this wife's parents as a pre condition can be scary. Anyway men are so skeptical getting into matrimony thanks to alimony verdicts.. and you top it with biwi ke ma baap..
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Sunita Sayammagaru 🇮🇳🇬🇧
If a parent is at a stage where he should marry his 32 year old daughter or buy a house, what should he do? Lower middle class -mid middle class household. Parent doesn't have the financial liability to do both. Even the house would be bought taking loans. Daughter is one who is the only earning member. Parents aren't earning. Parents want daughter to buy the house. Parents say that they want to get the daughter married, but looks like they aren't actively searching for an alliance. Daughter wants to get married too. Also she wants to buy the house. A person who is the family's well wisher told me this. I told the well wisher that the first priority is to get the daughter married if she is already ready. House can wait . But looks like parents want the house first.... #Life
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Gangetic Dolphin
Gangetic Dolphin@GangeticDolph·
@Aham_Bharatiya @Elakodan @drsunita02 You are already 48. Why would someone marry you? A liability even if you are earning. I remember a case where 60 year old man married a woman 56 years old and she filed all type of cases against him after just two years of marriage. Now he is visiting court too in old age.
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DarkwingDuck
DarkwingDuck@darkduckwing·
@LordRedfern @ghostofPswayze @elonmusk I know nobody who suffered any ill effects from the vaccine, except a sore arm and fatigue for a day or so. It's half a decade later and I still have never met anyone in real life who claims to be seriously harmed by the covid vaccine. Online it's non stop from grifters.
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M D (Sanatani)@Aham_Bharatiya·
@Elakodan @drsunita02 Great.. nobody is professing dowry here. Also streedhan should be left untouched by the rest of the family unless the girl chooses to take it & elope with some Abdul at a later stage but making parents a pre condition will only ruin the chances of a positive start.
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RedAlways
RedAlways@PATRIOT2117·
It was Maria’s first date and she was so excited about it. Grandma was very worried, though, so she decided to have a little chat with her granddaughter. She said, “Maria, my dear, you need to know a few things about boys before you go on your first date. He will try to give you a kiss, and you may feel good about it, but you need to stop him." Maria nodded her head. Grandma went on, "You don't know these young men. Next, he will try to squeeze your melons. You may feel good about it, but you need to stop him." Maria nodded again. Grandma continued, "He will also try to rub you in the wrong places. You may feel good about it, too, but you need to stop him. But above all this, he may try to climb on top of you and have his way with you. You may feel good but you certainly need to stop him! It will bring shame to your family!” After the enlightenment, Maria went ahead with her date. When she returned home, she seemed very happy. Grandma wanted to know all about it. Maria said to her, "Oh Grandma, I did not let Vincent bring shame to our family. When he tried to do all those things you said, I climbed on top of him and brought shame to HIS family!”
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Prithvi .@Elakodan·
@Aham_Bharatiya @drsunita02 Again, apni apni soch. I dont believe in Dowry. Also marriage expenses should be shared by both the parties. 50 : 50.
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M D (Sanatani)@Aham_Bharatiya·
@Elakodan @drsunita02 Kal ko aap ke bete ki shadi taye karni hogi toh will you choose a girl who comes into the family with her mother burden? Tab toh apko iklauti beti toh chahiye rahega taki property me koi aur claimant na ho but beti ka pita saksham chahiye taki dahej de par beti par bojh na baney
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Prithvi .
Prithvi .@Elakodan·
@Aham_Bharatiya @drsunita02 Apni Apni soch. My wife's libilities/responsibilities will be my responsibility too.If DIL IS expected to look after her inlaws why can't hubby take responsibility of his inlaws If situation demands.If you truly love your woman then there shouldn't be Tera Mera. And m not married
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Prithvi .@Elakodan·
@Aham_Bharatiya @drsunita02 Best would be she finds someone ready to take her mother's responsibility , has a house OR pool in and take care of the two issues.
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M D (Sanatani)@Aham_Bharatiya·
@drsunita02 Only when she is frail & can no longer mask her ill intentions I realise sge did this to dissuade me from marrying just to satiate her own "I am the MOM, I know what is best for my daughter" type ego.. please ask her to choose wisely & get married, have kids.
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RedAlways
RedAlways@PATRIOT2117·
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man’s new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, “Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?” “My darling,” she replied, “I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on your cheeks.”
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