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David Hamilton

@ElctrcTrtleLnd

Formerly known as Turtle.

South Katılım Temmuz 2016
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David Hamilton
David Hamilton@ElctrcTrtleLnd·
"They're Republicans, they don't like to be told what to do. We gotta break that." - Anthony Fauci
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D. H. キャノン(指なしの驚異)
Glad I got one of those privacy screens on my phone. Been watching home made pornos for an hour. Wouldn’t want this chick next to me to see my dick.
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Andrew Long, MD, ESQ
Andrew Long, MD, ESQ@LongAndy1001·
Been a wild day. Thank you all for your votes and confidence in me to do the job. I’ll be signing an executive order demanding all sitting congressmen be put in jail immediately. After that I’m gonna take a nap. Tomorrow I’m nuking the Middle East. Kuwait can stay though.
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Flappr
Flappr@flapprdotnet·
Japanese Rock, Paper, Scissors is electric.
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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵
Americans, Please listen calmly. Starting today, wiping your fingers on your clothes after eating potato chips is a crime.
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David Hamilton
David Hamilton@ElctrcTrtleLnd·
@May_Roma We hate these people as well. Please feel free to jail them in your harshest prison at your discretion. I'm sure we can find a way to get Trump to reimburse you for the trouble.
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May_Roma めいろま 谷本真由美
日本ではこの様に優先席を占領し、鉄道会社で禁止のライブ配信をやる外国人旅行者が迷惑行為をやっています。 私達日本人は、この様な人がいるため、外国人旅行者を恐れています。外国人には来てほしくないと考え始めました。日本人は調和と安全を愛します。
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David Hamilton
David Hamilton@ElctrcTrtleLnd·
@nikutaberuru These are the grand tetons. The most voluptuous mountains to ever exist on mother earth.
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shiro@焼肉たべさせて下さい。
親愛なるアメリカ兄貴たち 日本人は綺麗だったり 壮大な景色を見ると 興奮する生物なのです。 アメリカ兄貴たちの国には そのような景色が たくさんあると聞きました。 アメリカ兄貴たちの知る景色を たくさん見せてくれたら嬉しいです。
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ぴろん🌸@pirooooon3·
アメリカの朝食は 必ず銃が出てくるの? 日本では考えられません 神様👼👼👼
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David Hamilton
David Hamilton@ElctrcTrtleLnd·
@davepl1968 Yeah, my third grade teachers rolled out the TV cart, rearranged the whole room to fit the next door class, and then showed us a video of one of their fellow teachers getting blown to bits across the sky while shrieking in horror........ on video tape.
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Dave W Plummer
Dave W Plummer@davepl1968·
99.9% of people who "experienced" the Challenger disaster saw it on replay and now remember it as live. Almost NO ONE was watching. Everyone thinks they were. It's a fascinating collective false memory.
Jeremy London@SirJeremyLondon

Anyone who experienced the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion, like I did, is probably a bit hesitant to get too excited about the Artemis II launch today. I truly hope our children don’t have to experience such tragedy. May the Universe welcome them and return them safely home 🙏

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松永マグロ@Maguro_Maznaga·
アメリカ人の方々のリプライ、基本的にこれ
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David Hamilton
David Hamilton@ElctrcTrtleLnd·
@Sargon_of_Akkad Europe lost America by being a bunch of ungrateful welfare queens. There's a difference.
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Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
It's actually not losing my "tether to reality" to notice that America keeps attacking European energy supplies, as it has now happened twice with no care or concern for the effect on our countries. America is going to lose Europe to protect Israel.
Aristonkle@ParanoidPol

A large segment of UK based influencers, in seeing the managed decline of their country, have shifted markedly to the right. That’s to be expected given the circumstances and the need for immigration reform there. But they’ve also lost their tether to reality and become indistinguishable from leftists when it comes to world events.

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