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@ElderJeb

Too old to be as young as I am, or too young to be as old as I am. Stembo.

Iowa, US Katılım Şubat 2009
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💀Jeb🇻🇦🇺🇦@ElderJeb·
@friend_of_crow May the voices of conscience and your guardian angel ever guide you, and may the voice of the accuser and his minions scrupulosity and self doubt be ever silenced.
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Nick Sciarappa
Nick Sciarappa@PappaSciarappa·
Here is a fun bit of Catholic Twitter history. Can anyone name this priest?
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Gloria Purvis
Gloria Purvis@gloria_purvis·
“Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven…..”
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derek guy
derek guy@dieworkwear·
@haseebibnumar nay. by framing the tweet like this, some people will retweet — either bc they get the joke and find the framing funny or, like you, wish to correct me. these retweets gain me followers, increase my ad share payouts, and put me closer to owning a home in a walkable neighborhood.
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Janel Comeau 🍁
Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama·
I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold
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Paizo
Paizo@paizo·
Always check for red flags.
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Aelfred The Great
Aelfred The Great@aelfred_D·
The kind of person who runs a text through Grok or whatever to summarize it is the same kind of person who won’t really read that summary.
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💀Jeb🇻🇦🇺🇦@ElderJeb·
@CatholicCharm From our oldest’s godparents (parents of 9): It’s the air, sex, or water, and we’re not giving any of them up.
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☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️
☀️🌷Catholic Charm ✞ 🌷☀️@CatholicCharm·
The absolute cringiest and uncomfortable comment total strangers make me to in public when they see me three young kids is “you know what causes that right?” How do I reply to that??
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JD Flynn
JD Flynn@jdflynn·
Davey brought this home from school, as he prepares for first confession. I don’t know who publishes it. I do think it’s generally pretty good. Except this bit where a kid “hitting my friend two times” might be a mortal sin. What?
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💀Jeb🇻🇦🇺🇦@ElderJeb·
Sometimes they come out of seminary smelling too plastic-y. You need to let them air out for a bit so they can start smelling like the sheep, y’know?
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💀Jeb🇻🇦🇺🇦@ElderJeb·
Sometimes I think that Seminary isn’t enough, and that newly ordained priests should have an intensive practicum where they don’t get to make decisions and just need to listen to parishioners. For like 3 years.
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Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC
Fr Matthew P. Schneider, LC@FrMatthewLC·
Rupnik? "Let bishops carefully remove from the house of God & from other sacred places those works of artists which are repugnant to faith, morals, & Christian piety" Vatican II, Sacrosanctum Concilium 124 Rupnik?
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Midwest vs. The Rest
Midwest vs. The Rest@midwestern_ope·
Our scars remind us that the past is real
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Be A King
Be A King@BerniceKing·
Preparing for #MLKDay. Will I need this again?
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