Eli-Chanpu™🔞

Alright, I think it's about time I make a filter I suppose. Just so I have something for people to reference and judge whether my political/societal/whatever views are too far gone or whatever in their opinion to interact with me. Prepare for big thread of Eli's views on things.

@yoyonofukuoka no, it just means we like Japan. We had Indian twitter 3 months ago and we wanted to nuke them within a week

@gyomgyom222 @Amaterasu_wanko @planefag We also really only call people by their family names in professional settings. Even then that's only in some occasions. More often than not we use... Would you call them given names for your name that isn't your family one? We use those with pretty much everyone.

@gyomgyom222 @Amaterasu_wanko @planefag Yeah, but we don't really attach them to everyone's names like you do. It's mostly things like "Sir" or "Ma'am" for when we'd normally use it with people we're unfamiliar with. Maybe "boss" but I've only ever used that one in jest. "Your Honor" for a Judge in court.

I can sense it. All my friends, cooking their third meat dish in as many days, desperately resisting the urge to start posting about Touhou and Kancolle so their new Japanese friends don't realize that they're shameless otaku

@gyomgyom222 @Amaterasu_wanko @planefag The person you are replying to had a contraction translated too which is really cool to see!

@gyomgyom222 @Amaterasu_wanko @planefag Looks like it is. Considering there's now much less formal dialogue in the translation. It reads almost like my dialect when I'm speaking instead of writing and I don't say certain sounds in words to shorten them.

@a_Alpha_Corp They look great but I always had the impression they're difficult to put on until you've really learned how. I don't know if I'd get frustrated during the learning process or not. Plus there's the stereotype of the western otaku looking embarrassing in one I don't want to add to

海外の方々！ 【着物】【和服】は好きですか？ 日本の私も勿論好きです！ 是非、見て下さい🫡 …ただし【人外】ですけどね🤭

@ankoromochuu My personal opinion. Communist China is the United States' biggest enemy on the global scale. We're just not openly at war. We're at war, but much like the Cold War it's all shadowy and done by proxy. I wouldn't be surprised if China is trying to use Japan as a proxy

私がアメリカ人と仲良くしてると、左翼は「アメリカの犬！」と侮辱してくる。 左翼は日本とアメリカが仲良くなるのが嫌だから。 日本の左翼の母体は中国にあると思う。 だから、日米同盟も否定してくるし、アメリカ人との仲を引き裂こうとしてくる。

@hunter_sbs @XHabib You could always call them the "Alphabet People" as well if you want something catchier. There is a difference between how media will portray the divide and how it actually is. Also America is a MASSIVE place so while one place may be really tense the rest may be peaceful.

@XHabib これは「文化」の話ではないかもしれないが… 「保守リベラル分断」が現実に起こっている現状を見聞きすると「色々と生きにくくなった」と思いますよ。特に保守派の人達は、好戦的なリベラル陣営に目の敵にされているし。 別に覚える気は無いのだが「LGBTQIA+」という言葉を覚えてしまった位だ。

To the Japanese: What is your honest opinion on American culture? No judgment, just want to learn about how we’re perceived globally

@rin_142356 I can't really speak Japanese either. (I know some words and phrases but I wouldn't even call it basic knowledge) So it's all good! I hope your future conversations with overseas people are fun.

やべえ...感動して涙が止まらない泣 私頭悪いから実は英語まったくできないんだけど、Xで言葉の壁を感じずに自然と会話できてるのが嬉しすぎる。 今もたくさん海外の垢から自然にリプ送られてくるし、普通に会話できてる。 とてつもなく革新的なことが起こり始めてる。

@nasuo0083 Hell yeah brother!

めちゃくちゃ海外からのフォロワーが増えてるけどこのアカウントはアニメやゲームや映画やケツと胸のでかい女のことしか話さない不健全な野郎だよ！！

@FrothyFriar Money

Gentlemen, what's keeping you from dressing like this?

@wantan_tabetai The concepts behind it is pretty scary. Entities that are just SO much more vast and powerful than you that our entire existence doesn't even register to them. It's been around for so long though that the mythos itself isn't really scary anymore due to sheer exposure.

日本人はクトゥルフ神話をあまり怖がらない。なぜなら多神教だから～って話はちょくちょく話題になるけれども、そもそも米欧の人たちもクトゥルフを「ガチ怖」の対象としては捉えていないなんて話も耳にする。実際のところはどうなんだろう？

@hirahira22222 Oh it's a goddamn Dominator. Look at that! That's rad as hell!

アメリカニキ達に対抗できそうなものがこれしか無かったよ しょーもないおもちゃとしてバカにされるのではなかろうか

@StrongzeroTrpg When everyone else despises you, seeing those who don't is incredibly refreshing.

アメリカのおっさんたち「自分たちの存在そのものが日本人にウケる」ということに気付いたっぽいな

@AiPinfu2003 Either way works. The Disney Trilogy goes in neither. It goes in those underground vaults you store nuclear waste emblazoned with the phrase "This is not a place of honor." Thus it will be sealed away, forever.

アメリカ人、スターウォーズを観る順番を教えてくれ。 4→5→6→1→2→3がベスト？ 1→2→3→4→5→6でもいいかな？ あと7,8,9は堆肥ゴミなのか埋め立てゴミなのか分別はどうなってる？

@lute0829 That's rad!

アメリカの物好き達に届け俺のアーマー

@karageru_0213 You can't go too small but you CAN go too big. I am talking the ridiculous "a single tit is larger than my body from my neck to my hips" big.

海外兄貴たちに聞きたいのだが 巨乳と貧乳はどちらが優勢なのか知りたい

@ActaeonComplex @Maguro_Maznaga Depends on where you are in America specifically. In the major urban areas, absolutely. I used to live in a city in the Rocky Mountain region and people were exactly like that. Moved to a rural Midwest town and people actually LIKE talking with you in public and are friendly.

@Maguro_Maznaga Well… The creepy part in America is that people are very quick to respond to anything online, and be super opinionated about it, often even offensive… But then in person, their eyes are in their phones and they’re avoidant of all strangers. No public friendliness.

なんか海外の方々、マジでめっちゃくちゃリプライが軽い。自分が知らない人とかでもすごい軽くくれる なんだろうこの文化の違いは………

@Maguro_Maznaga It's absolutely cultural differences. From my understanding Japanese culture cares about how they will come off to strangers and how to be respectful to them. We do as well to an extent but it's not ingrained in every aspect of our culture. Thus we tend to express more freely

@togootto They will accuse you of everything they themselves do without shame. They will say you discriminate while blatantly discriminating themselves. They will call you racist while openly hating people for their race. They will call you fascist while behaving exactly like one.

イーロンの異文化交流機能が大流行 そこで海外の人に質問🙋 やっぱり海外の左派も気に入らない相手に対して「差別だ！」とか言ってくるの？ 反戦だの平和だの言ってるくせに妙に好戦的で会話にならないとか、その辺も共通してるのかどうか非常に気になる。