Eli Janders

@FroemelAndy Jesus fucking Christ

Me and Sophie Cunningham pointing out that men don’t belong in women’s sports.

@ForeignPolicy Israel’s image won’t be fixed in our lifetimes

Israel’s next government will need to set the country on a new pathway from its first days in power, write Avishay Ben-Sasson-Gordis and Theodore Sasson. foreignpolicy.com/2026/07/21/isr…

@ohiogop @Balderdash22222

@Balderdash22222 Embarrassed for us? What about pill-popping and boozing until the cops show up and find broken glass everywhere like what happened to Amy. That’s embarrassing!

Especially after a particularly long night of boozing like that night the cops came over and found a smashed-up mirror and you bombed on booze and pills. Nothing quite hits like some Skyline after boozing!

@ReissSuxxBalz @morpheusecho @CrangesMcbsktbl @atrupar I didn’t see a denial so I’m going to assume you want trump to ass fuck you like Lindsay graham. I hope that happens for you Kris you flaming phaggot

@EliJanders @morpheusecho @CrangesMcbsktbl @atrupar You sound like a phag.

Massie: "I don't think the problem is that our elections aren't secure because we control the House, Senate, White House, and to some degree we control the Supreme Court. So I ask my Republican colleagues, why are you complaining about election fraud? We won all the damn elections!"

@ReissSuxxBalz @daylovetoday @Matthew84411532 @SandiBarron16 @atrupar I don’t suck dick or balls so I can’t help you. I imagine it’s difficult to stomach the stench of his full diaper while you’re down there. Good luck Kris

@EliJanders @daylovetoday @Matthew84411532 @SandiBarron16 @atrupar Then tell us all your secret for how you do it, cupcake. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ReissSuxxBalz @daylovetoday @Matthew84411532 @SandiBarron16 @atrupar Kris it must be hard to type while gargling trumps balls

@EliJanders @daylovetoday @Matthew84411532 @SandiBarron16 @atrupar You mean after you and these two already have, cupcake. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ReissSuxxBalz @morpheusecho @CrangesMcbsktbl @atrupar Go spend some time with your daddy trump, he’s rotting in real time. Maybe he’ll fuck you in the ass like he used to do Lindsay graham

@EliJanders @morpheusecho @CrangesMcbsktbl @atrupar Sure, cupcake. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ReissSuxxBalz @daylovetoday @Matthew84411532 @SandiBarron16 @atrupar Trump would rape him either way

@daylovetoday @Matthew84411532 @SandiBarron16 @atrupar Your 9 yr old son is gay. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ReissSuxxBalz @morpheusecho @CrangesMcbsktbl @atrupar

@morpheusecho @CrangesMcbsktbl @atrupar

@Gary_Hemphill @JordanZirm

@EliJanders @JordanZirm It makes better content when there’s more contact

the Guardians are at the All-Star break, so I took stock of the players trending up or down as we look toward the second half in the latest edition of the newsletter. plus...what does Kenny Atkinson know about LeBron's plans? 🧐 🔗: open.substack.com/pub/thecuyahog…

@k_costa41 @JortJerker @DispatchAlerts I see you put “criminally” on here to protect your rapist pedophile daddy. Also Jesus Christ you fell out the ugly tree and hit every one of those goddamn branches on the way down fat ass.

@JortJerker @DispatchAlerts Which Donald is currently criminally charged with sexual related crimes?

Ohio political blogger 'The Rooster' rejects plea deals, trial date set dispatch.com/story/news/sta…

@WesWelkerMDMA @gabeybrazy @leballmight

wtf is that flag

@Bucknut973 @salaciousplayer I will once your mother takes my cock out of her fat ass.

@EliJanders @salaciousplayer Seethe for me shitlib faggot

it’s a pretty hot outside so i understand why some of you guys are a little crazy this week

@Bucknut973 @salaciousplayer

@EliJanders @salaciousplayer Seethe shitlib faggot

@Bucknut973 @salaciousplayer

@EliJanders @salaciousplayer WAGTFKY