
Eli Winter
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Eli Winter
@ElijaWinter
Frum Jewish (c)onservative American🇺🇸🇮🇱 Consumer of all manner of entertainment. Interested in the political/philosophical conundrums of our time.








@History__Speaks Jews have lived continuously in the Levant for more than 2000 years. You’re showing your ass here.





Just because your ancestors may have raped a few locals doesn't make you indigenous. Especially when this is what I find when searching for your family story in Arabic:


@questionableway This is why Michael Jackson is the goat


I will chop my dick off on livestream if Tesla exceeds Waymo in 6 months






JUST IN: 🇬🇧 Two Jewish people wounded in London stabbing attack.







SITUATION DETECTED: SpaceX has approved a new compensation package for Elon Musk ahead of its IPO. 200M super-voting shares if SpaceX hits a valuation of $7.5T and establishes a Mars colony of 1M people. He gets nothing if they miss targets.

Congratulations: It's privately funded.


I don't want my taxpayer dollars going to Trumps ballroom. I want my taxpayer dollars going towards healthcare.










