eli 🏒

we don’t talk about his numéro photoshoot enough

@shaneviews Another certified banger from shaneviews, everyone!!!

the hollander rule link: archiveofourown.org/works/84723361

Sat in the physio waiting room reading Shane get his back blown out yeah this is healing

girls, we need to frantically and obsessively start reading books and finish them in less than 24 hours again.... remember how happy we were back then??

@shaneviews Omg ??? Pls take care :((((

the ao3 curse is real because i literally BROKE my foot

I’m so fucking scared

Can't wait to get really old and drive my car into the side of a Dairy Queen

blood, loving, poison whispering - #hollanov au 🦇🩸 - vampire ilya, apothecary shane - 23k words, explicit ;) - shane as a too-willing victim 🚬 - blood & pain & sex - they’re both a little crazy! archiveofourown.org/works/84174736

Thinkin about how my autistic Shane character study kinda popped off 🥹🥹 should I bring her back ???

my hobbies include pattern recognition and psychoanalysis

ilya i can't be the only one seeing this right now #heatedrivalry (gift for you in the reply)

"just lock tf in" babes i have ADHD i am locked tf out with the keys inside.

@shaneviews VAMPIRE ILYA NATION RISEEEEEEE

purple is the new red (for love) shane is secretly dating his vampire professor, ilya rozanov. unfortunately, all his friends think the bite marks on his body are from a toxic relationship link: archiveofourown.org/works/83981426

@shaneviews Don’t even worry cuz honestly if it isn’t my dept or the cafe I HAVE NO CLUE 🥹🥹🥹 ur good bby

@Elinor_ac PLEASE i hope you don’t notice that i know absolutely nothing about that hospital 😭

This fic rec had me shook I LITERALLY WORK THERE AHHHH

Holy f I just looked at my profile and it’s all retweets about smoking GUYS I AM SORRY

@shaneviews I literally was like wait a second here that name looks familiar- gonna read it while sitting in the VGH cafeteria today 🤭🤭🤭🤭

@Elinor_ac STOPPP i did not expect people who actually work there to see this

Working on a hollanov college au with a hint of chronic illness … if anyone cares ✊😔

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.