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David Morgan

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Bond: 'Yes...considerably.' Chronicler of the history of Sydney (and other things). Consumer and creator of trivia. Won New Yorker Cartoon Caption Competition.

Sydney, Australia Katılım Şubat 2009
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Ernest Malley 📚🤨
Ernest Malley 📚🤨@ErnestMalley·
@almurray @Airfix Lt J.P Carter USAAF getting recued by No. 111 Air Sea Rescue Flight RAAF on the Kerawari River in New Guinea, June 1945. His P-38 had crashed nearby.
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@Bedeapk Home, sweet Home. (Yes, I know how it’s pronounced.)
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Bede Kelleher
Bede Kelleher@Bedeapk·
Sure, Churchill certainly did some stuff. But why isn’t anyone talking about the clear Sir Alec Douglas-Home erasure.
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Josh Billinson
Josh Billinson@jbillinson·
This would be like the funniest possible time for a big boat to get stuck sideways in the Suez Canal
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David Morgan@Elitism·
@MikeyRobins @tim_brannigan Molly Meldrum interviewed them for Countdown. Deborah Evans said the reason she performed it that way was very simple - 'Because I can't sing. But that doesn't matter, because the band can't play.'
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David Wilson
David Wilson@DavidWi86461101·
@johnsweeneyroar David Low’s cartoon from 1945 is still valid .
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David Morgan@Elitism·
@Bedeapk Mad Men should have been in Smell-o-vision, the smell being the stale cigarette smoke odour in every office.
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Quite Interesting
Quite Interesting@qikipedia·
The first earthquake detector was invented 2000 years ago in China. It consisted of eight dragon heads, each with a ball in its mouth. The dragon facing the earthquake’s epicentre would drop the ball when the ground shook. It could detect quakes 400 miles away. 📸: Kowloonese
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Hugh Riminton
Hugh Riminton@hughriminton·
This is all it takes to be nominated by Donald Trump as the next US ambassador to Malaysia. Seriously.
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

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Anne Hegerty
Anne Hegerty@anne_hegerty·
@logi_con The fuck? They're like the whitest people in the world.
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Vaguely Rational
Vaguely Rational@logi_con·
"Only recently have the Irish been considered white". These people are brain-meltingly broken
Tigger Warning@TheDoobidoob

@Thatpotato33 One thing people forget is that whiteness is a fickle thing. It's only in recent history that the Irish were considered white. White Pride is based on bullshit race psuedoscience designed to subjugate people. I have no pride in bullshit.

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Dr Daisy Dixon
Dr Daisy Dixon@daisyldixon·
"England", from the Old English term Englaland, meaning "land of the Angles," referring to one of the Germanic tribes (Angles, Saxons, Jutes) that settled in Great Britain after the Romans left.
Lucy White@lucyjaynewhite1

I don’t want multiculturalism. I just want England. English people. English ancestry. English accents. English history. English countryside. English literature. English banter. English pubs. English manners. English intellect. English everything. England for the English.

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Mike Carlton
Mike Carlton@MikeCarlton01·
Ms Wilcox is on fire ! 🔥
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Tom Holland
Tom Holland@holland_tom·
The climax today of our series on JACK THE RIPPER, as we attempt to unmask the killer. Was the murderer a member of the royal family? Or a homicidal midwife? Or a Polish butcher? Or one of the men who claimed to have found the body? Or none of these? linktr.ee/restishistory
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Mouse Bishop of St Albans
Mouse Bishop of St Albans@MouseBishop·
All who use Twitter/X today should heed the wisdom of this sign.
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Vanessa Perica
Vanessa Perica@vanessa_perica·
Very happy to share the full video of my composition ‘No Feeling Final’, recorded by the Australian String Quartet. I’m incredibly grateful to Dale, Francesca, Chris and Michael for their brilliant playing on this. Hope you enjoy! @ASQuartet youtu.be/P8AiyFclvSQ?si…
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✨💫Dreaming is free 💫✨
✨💫Dreaming is free 💫✨@Dreaming1974·
“I saw you standing on the corner You looked so big and fine I really wanted to go out with you So when you smiled, I laid my heart on the line” 🎶🎸🎤🥁#Monday
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✨💫Dreaming is free 💫✨
✨💫Dreaming is free 💫✨@Dreaming1974·
“I don't want to live on charity Pleasure's real or is it fantasy Real to real is living rarity People stop and stare at me We just walk on by We just keep on dreaming” 🎶🎸🎤🥁 #Wednesday
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