Elle 🌿🍵

this not being released will always irritate me

if he brings out the child in you, you're dating a man. if he brings out the mother in you, you're dating a boy. if he brings out the inner man in you, you're dating a loser

@heavensbvnny I love being single man

So many women are having sex they don’t want, to regulate their partner’s emotions to stop the sulking, the tantrums, the guilt trips, the cold shoulder, the passive aggressive silence, or worse, the threat of cheating or abandonment.

@SageNroses_ I should say: I’m straight (I think) and most of the time these things happen because think I’m hot, they think they love me but they love the way I look and it feels shallow.

@SageNroses_ Maybe I’ve lost my zest for life or maybe I just don’t like men but I’ve experienced all of these and they just don’t hit as hard as you think they will.

7 things I'd like to experience atleast once: a surprise birthday party "it's you, it's always been you." drunk confession running into someone's arms 01:48 of champagne coast being in someone's wallet kiss in the rain

@ultragloss “Scream” CHANGED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY

we need to figure out a way to retroactively award zac efron an oscar for his performance in high school musical 3

Men really think “I was going to” counts as effort. No, you weren’t. That’s why you didn’t.

When I make a man- hating joke in front of the wrong people and they start lecturing me on how men have feelings too

It girl #myniche

My roman empire

@Omphile_Katlego @SageNroses_ I’m thinking we might need to give a try

@ElleCarso @SageNroses_ Did you try with a woman??? Different experience altogether.

@goobooty @SageNroses_ Just speaking my experience as someone who is “straight”

@ElleCarso @SageNroses_ who said it had to be with a man

Everything is romantic

men should realise they’re ugly and live in solitary confinement instead of sexually assaulting everyone with their presence

I’m not a city girl - I can’t wait to get home and walk barefoot on the grass and lie by the lake for an hour straight

men be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager > drive your friends to the airport > go to their party even when you're tired > stop cancelling last minute > host at your place > support the wins & losses it's worth every ounce of effort

Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.

@ultragloss @dumbandfunn Gods’ work

loving what’s going on over at cosmopolitan rn

This exact song too