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Elle Contessa

@ElleContessa

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade, without further introduction

Katılım Kasım 2010
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Elle Contessa
Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@sophiegrenham Yeah I started an account there. Seems much nicer than this place, but I'll keep this for a while to see if it truly implodes.
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Sophie Grenham
Sophie Grenham@sophiegrenham·
So when a bunch of you said you were moving over to the other platform, you were serious...🦋
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Simon Patterson
Simon Patterson@denkmit·
Should have walked out of the box bollock naked, went to the Aprilia garage, announced to Aleix 'I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,' then slapped a number one on the RS-GP Now THAT would have been a victory celebration
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Simon Patterson
Simon Patterson@denkmit·
I hate over-elaborate championship win celebrations
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Elle Contessa
Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@philipnolan1 Same as here, just found you and followed. May even post a bit more over there 😅
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Philip Nolan
Philip Nolan@philipnolan1·
Gimme your names in the adjacent, Musk-free, place, and I'll follow. 😉
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Elle Contessa
Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@bendreyfuss Yes! I said this at the time, couldn't understand why they weren't reacting after the 'test' shots. Could they not hear them coming from that far away?
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Ben Dreyfuss
Ben Dreyfuss@bendreyfuss·
One of my niche interests is “movies where snipers do things that I don’t think actual snipers do” and the new peacock series THE DAY OF THE JACKAL has what I think is the most absurd example I’ve ever seen
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Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@Parkerlawyer I know I saw the original but have no recollection of it, or whether I thought it was good, which seems worse 😆 Husband is off to see #2 with a mate while I decide if I can be arsed watching 5 hours of Gladiator shenanigans!
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Lady Lawya
Lady Lawya@Parkerlawyer·
I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?” 2.5 hrs later, credits rolling, I said, “That was so good. I bet it won a lot of awards.” My husband, “It was nominated for 12 Academy Awards and won best picture, best actor, best costume, best visual effects, and best sound mixing. Ridley Scott was robbed of best director, but Steven Soderbergh won for Traffic, another all time great.” Me, “I’ve never seen Traffic, what’s it about?” My husband, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN TRAFFIC?!”
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Elle Contessa
Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@BowTiedYukon My husband is quite like this. He knows I'll research the candidates then we talk about it and we'll usually align on the way we are thinking.
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BowTiedYukon@BowTiedYukon·
My wife does not pay attention to or care about politics Today she asked me who I want her to vote for I told her how to fill out her ballot tomorrow when she goes to vote She focuses on our family, our home and her job She trusts that I will make the best decision for her and our children If your wife is sneaking around behind your back voting for a candidate you don’t support you are a political cuckold
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Elle Contessa
Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@Luiseach I've blocked people because the algorithm randomly showed me a post I have no interest in. Not even people being obnoxious or anything I disagree with - just not interesting
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Sorcha Ní Nia
Sorcha Ní Nia@Luiseach·
pal, I have blocked someone on here for offering me rational advice on garlic chopping when all I wanted to do was bitch and moan about how much I hated chopping garlic, you think I’m going to keep indulging right-wing bigots, grow up
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J.K. Rowling
J.K. Rowling@jk_rowling·
I wrote the words below in April, about the UK left, and I'm retweeting them today for the benefit of some of the numbskulls in my mentions. Women like me, and there are a lot of us, aren't and never have been far-right. We simply want the left to wake the hell up, because we're watching it do its utmost to alienate people it used to represent. I'm not saying Trump's win was down to the gender stuff - I'm not an American voter, so can't judge. In any case, the Labour Party won the last UK election and they've embraced gender identity ideology whole-heartedly (although they won against a Tory government so enfeebled and unpopular it would have been miraculous if they hadn't, and their popularity since gaining office has plummeted.) What I do know is that millions of women in the UK and across the developed world are extremely angry about men in women's sport, men in women's jails and the erosion of single-sex spaces. Parents are angry at being demonised because they don't want their troubled kids to undergo irreversible medical treatments of extremely questionable benefit. People are sick to the back teeth of being bullied and threatened for refusing to embrace an elitist, academia-generated ideology that's having severe real world consequences. Large swathes of the left continue to be threatening and abusive to anybody who resists their attempts to impose ideological language or bully them out of wrongthink. Leftist activists jeer and sneer at erstwhile female allies for the crime of believing biological sex is real and matters. And leftist leaders still appear more interested in sucking up to gender activists than - to take a topical example in the UK - female nurses whose crime is not wanting to undress in front of a fully intact male. So to those screaming 'bigot' and 'fascist' at me, you should know two things. Firstly, I'm completely indifferent to your disapproval, as I'd have thought you'd have realised by now. Secondly, and far more importantly, the only thing more harmful to your cause than your pseudo-religious belief in gender identities is your astounding, self-righteous arrogance.
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Mark Sweep@riffraffhands·
I honestly thought this was the 11 year old
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Sebi Körner
Sebi Körner@sebikoerner·
@ricnorrisf1 Than Vance takes over who’s even more dangerous cause he’s young and can actually articulate full sentences.
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Baron Cowpat of Turdshire@Cowpat_No_9·
If Trump gets elected, does that make the US the most stupid country to have ever existed?
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Elle Contessa
Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@RichyCraven This made me laugh out loud multiple times - please say you're working on a second book? Ahem...that wedding's not going to pay for itself...ahem...
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Elle Contessa
Elle Contessa@ElleContessa·
@denkmit We are always saying how exposed the neck is when everything else is protected. Terrifying!
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Simon Patterson
Simon Patterson@denkmit·
Apparently they breed em tough in Townsville! Thank fuck for that!
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Ramit Sethi
Ramit Sethi@ramit·
How it feels to have zero home maintenance projects this weekend
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