Elle Contessa

@sophiegrenham Yeah I started an account there. Seems much nicer than this place, but I'll keep this for a while to see if it truly implodes.

So when a bunch of you said you were moving over to the other platform, you were serious...🦋

@denkmit That's what I said! 😆😆😆

Should have walked out of the box bollock naked, went to the Aprilia garage, announced to Aleix 'I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle,' then slapped a number one on the RS-GP Now THAT would have been a victory celebration

I hate over-elaborate championship win celebrations

@philipnolan1 Same as here, just found you and followed. May even post a bit more over there 😅

Gimme your names in the adjacent, Musk-free, place, and I'll follow. 😉

@bendreyfuss Yes! I said this at the time, couldn't understand why they weren't reacting after the 'test' shots. Could they not hear them coming from that far away?

One of my niche interests is “movies where snipers do things that I don’t think actual snipers do” and the new peacock series THE DAY OF THE JACKAL has what I think is the most absurd example I’ve ever seen

@Parkerlawyer I know I saw the original but have no recollection of it, or whether I thought it was good, which seems worse 😆 Husband is off to see #2 with a mate while I decide if I can be arsed watching 5 hours of Gladiator shenanigans!

I saw a promo for the new Gladiator movie and said to my husband, “That looks good. I wonder if I need to see the original first so I know what’s going on.” My husband jumped up and with his full outside voice said, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN GLADIATOR?!?” 2.5 hrs later, credits rolling, I said, “That was so good. I bet it won a lot of awards.” My husband, “It was nominated for 12 Academy Awards and won best picture, best actor, best costume, best visual effects, and best sound mixing. Ridley Scott was robbed of best director, but Steven Soderbergh won for Traffic, another all time great.” Me, “I’ve never seen Traffic, what’s it about?” My husband, “YOU’VE NEVER SEEN TRAFFIC?!”

@IrishRainforest Just signed up. Confusingly similar to this. But hopefully less botty!

We have lift-off!!! X is toast.

@AkTechyBear @Provokethoughtz @sluggymcduggy That's what I always think of the US as.

@Provokethoughtz @sluggymcduggy A German friend once called the USA “the nicest 3rd world country he ever visited” and that stuck with me

Where's the lie 🤥🤷🏾‍♂️

@NeilHodgson100 @gavinemmett Heart says Jorge, head says Pecco! I really like both riders - but would LOVE to see the non-factory team do it!

Who’s your money on???? @gavinemmett is going for Rossi 🤷

@BowTiedYukon My husband is quite like this. He knows I'll research the candidates then we talk about it and we'll usually align on the way we are thinking.

My wife does not pay attention to or care about politics Today she asked me who I want her to vote for I told her how to fill out her ballot tomorrow when she goes to vote She focuses on our family, our home and her job She trusts that I will make the best decision for her and our children If your wife is sneaking around behind your back voting for a candidate you don’t support you are a political cuckold

@Luiseach I've blocked people because the algorithm randomly showed me a post I have no interest in. Not even people being obnoxious or anything I disagree with - just not interesting

pal, I have blocked someone on here for offering me rational advice on garlic chopping when all I wanted to do was bitch and moan about how much I hated chopping garlic, you think I’m going to keep indulging right-wing bigots, grow up

I wrote the words below in April, about the UK left, and I'm retweeting them today for the benefit of some of the numbskulls in my mentions. Women like me, and there are a lot of us, aren't and never have been far-right. We simply want the left to wake the hell up, because we're watching it do its utmost to alienate people it used to represent. I'm not saying Trump's win was down to the gender stuff - I'm not an American voter, so can't judge. In any case, the Labour Party won the last UK election and they've embraced gender identity ideology whole-heartedly (although they won against a Tory government so enfeebled and unpopular it would have been miraculous if they hadn't, and their popularity since gaining office has plummeted.) What I do know is that millions of women in the UK and across the developed world are extremely angry about men in women's sport, men in women's jails and the erosion of single-sex spaces. Parents are angry at being demonised because they don't want their troubled kids to undergo irreversible medical treatments of extremely questionable benefit. People are sick to the back teeth of being bullied and threatened for refusing to embrace an elitist, academia-generated ideology that's having severe real world consequences. Large swathes of the left continue to be threatening and abusive to anybody who resists their attempts to impose ideological language or bully them out of wrongthink. Leftist activists jeer and sneer at erstwhile female allies for the crime of believing biological sex is real and matters. And leftist leaders still appear more interested in sucking up to gender activists than - to take a topical example in the UK - female nurses whose crime is not wanting to undress in front of a fully intact male. So to those screaming 'bigot' and 'fascist' at me, you should know two things. Firstly, I'm completely indifferent to your disapproval, as I'd have thought you'd have realised by now. Secondly, and far more importantly, the only thing more harmful to your cause than your pseudo-religious belief in gender identities is your astounding, self-righteous arrogance.

@riffraffhands What?! I can't see anything but an obese 11 year old!

I honestly thought this was the 11 year old

wow you’re so ugly

@sebikoerner @ricnorrisf1 So you're saying both of them will hopefully die? Isn't it pretty much revolting republicans all the way down?

@ricnorrisf1 Than Vance takes over who’s even more dangerous cause he’s young and can actually articulate full sentences.

@Cowpat_No_9 Yes, US is a fucking joke

If Trump gets elected, does that make the US the most stupid country to have ever existed?

@SydneyLWatson Yes. Once the tracky legs go on in the evening, I don't go out!

Tracksuit pants are house or gym clothes. They should not be worn out in civilized society.

@RichyCraven This made me laugh out loud multiple times - please say you're working on a second book? Ahem...that wedding's not going to pay for itself...ahem...

@denkmit We are always saying how exposed the neck is when everything else is protected. Terrifying!

Apparently they breed em tough in Townsville! Thank fuck for that!

Legit thought this was about Wout...

@WonderfullyWovn @ramit Same! I'm off to see friends for the weekend. House is perfectly fine 😆

How it feels to have zero home maintenance projects this weekend