Ellen Lind

@RedSox @RedSox can my husband and I get a tour inside the Green Monster this year?

WAKE UP, WAKE UP! It's #GiftOfSox Day! 🎁 To celebrate the 2023 season and the best fans in baseball, we're granting your wishes all day long! Ready, set, GO!

@claireakennedy_ @baublesnbraids It works for all gas stations! The catch: Your "cash back" is a Costco gift certificate that you get once a year. It can only be redeemed at Costco and can't be turned into cash. Great if you do a lot of shopping at Costco, but otherwise not so much.

@baublesnbraids but that would only work for costco's gas right?

does anyone know a good credit card for high cash back on gas? my current one only has 1% and I’d love 3-5% for my second card.

@megheuer These designs are the sweetest! Natalie is so talented — I hope she pursues a future in illustration!

Want something fun to wear for you, your kids or that new adorable baby your friend just welcomed? Check out Natalie's Tees! (Natalie is my daughter ❤️) Designs at tee.pub/lic/6WlmRTi3TfA Please support a young illustrator! #supportyoungartists #illustration #teepublic

@jefflash @jaredblankotr Effective — I am now eating a bowl of (honey-nut) hyper-round whole-grain consumables with 99.99999% deliciousness

If cereal was marketed like software. Credit to @jaredblankotr. Source: bit.ly/3LJSggl

@RedSox @newbalance @NB_Baseball My husband and I have always wanted a tour inside the Green Monster!

SURPRISE! Today is #GiftOfSox Day and there’s nothing you can do about it. We’re granting your wishes all day long to celebrate the 2022 season!

@jessica_lillian @The_Belladonnas Love this! Go Wawwyerz!

New piece for ⁦@The_Belladonnas⁩. Parents, learn whether your child’s teacher’s shirt is actually a cry for help! thebelladonnacomedy.com/late-pandemic-…

@AmySilverBills Same and same, Amy. 😩

Eminem is in my, um, age group. I did not realize until this morning he was taking a knee. I thought he was resting. I’ll show myself out.

@J_Schneider Last summer when I brought a book to the bar, an attractive stranger came up to me with a bouquet of flowers and asked me out

Please know, if you’re someone who brings a book to the bar… nobody likes you

@MerriamWebster My dog destroyed the snowman I was trying to build.

Writing Puzzle #4. Cut this sentence from 28 words to 10 words: “The reason that I was not able to finish the construction of the snowman was because the dog that I own destroyed it completely before I was done.”

@Wally97 @RedSox @TessieTGM Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph

Waiting for you… 🎁

Today would've been my dad's 80th birthday. He's been gone almost seven months, and it hasn't gotten any easier. He was extraordinary. I miss you, Dad.

@MerriamWebster "The sequence of tenses is the relation between the verb tense in a main clause and the verb tense in a subordinate clause." — The Little, Brown Essential Handbook for Writers by Jane E. Aaron, 1994

It's the 21st of July. Grab the nearest book and tell us the seventh sentence on page 21.

I lost my dad in April, and every day I worry when I'll start forgetting things about him — the sound of his voice, his laugh, his hugs. So, @BananaRepublic, this subject line was really hard for me. Marketers, please consider your choice of words in #FathersDay campaigns.

@BCDreyer Appropriately, my @MerriamWebster page-a-day calendar today

Not like you needed another reason to attend #ForrB2BSummit ... but you REALLY can't miss it now! @Trevornoah + @karaswisher + innovative #B2B content = the hottest virtual conference this year! @forrester

@eabrewster I use "flat out" as an adverb (as in "I am flat-out confused by your friend's weird use of 'flat out'"). To mean super busy, I'd use "out straight." CT/MA

@AmySilverBills @CharlesFinch Can confirm — my CT childhood was rife with birthday parties at the roller rink. Those parties were the best!

@CharlesFinch East Coast ALL about the roller rink.

@AdrienneRenaud #Editing, 100%. I've been doing this for 20 years and still find myself having to prove my worth. Many people don't (or don't want to) acknowledge that editing is WAY more than "adding a comma," and a lot of writers think their writing talent precludes the need for an editor.

Are there other professions where you have to constantly defend your expertise or is it just marketing? I’m so tired...

@Keeks919 Congratulations, Katie; so happy for you and your family! Glad to have you back "in the office" too!

#MaternityLeave is officially over, and today is my first day back to work as a new mom! The last 4 months I had with my miracle baby will forever be my most treasured memories. #WorkingMom

@fatemehx2 Ooh, I've seen them twice! One of those times, when Weezer was opening, my friends and I didn't have tickets so we hung out with Rivers in the parking lot behind the club and got in on Weezer's guest list. Another fun fact: Ed Kowalczyk lives in the town I just moved out of.