Elliott Watts

Every morning should start with this! Pure magic!

In Chicago, the Governor of Illinois isn’t interested in citizens flourishing, only in feeding all the resources of the state into maximal human suffering.

@Rituraj062000 @mr_vossen Oh yeah, we are so on the same page, I mean kids today are ultra-smart thanks to technology. But more than that they are wise beyond their age. Experienced individuals should always stand ready to be educated by the unlearned. 👍👌🙃 (Hint: emojis=sarcasm)

@Elliott_Watts_ @mr_vossen Thanks for agreeing.

A few years ago while working as a dean at a middle school, a parent once told me not to say anything to her child. I remember telling her, “Well the best way to make sure that happens is to take him to another school because adults are going to correct students here.”

@theBW7 @ItsGoneAwry The philosophy part is an important part of the story that would be excellent on the big screen. We should all wrestle with the question “what does it take to become a citizen?”.

@Elliott_Watts_ @ItsGoneAwry If it ever actually got adapted into a movie it would be amazing. It would be akin to halo but with serous philosophy underpinnings.

What’s a book you’ve read that you’d LOVE to see made into a movie?

@theBW7 @ItsGoneAwry For real bro.

@ItsGoneAwry Star ship troopers.

@ItsGoneAwry Starship Troopers, by Robert Heinlein.

@Rituraj062000 @mr_vossen Yup, that’s the question you should focus on. 🙄

@mr_vossen And do students get to "correct" adults? Because they mess up all the time, but get offended when a child calls them out.

Does anyone posting something like this consider the possibility that the current administration may be in repair mode?

@CoolChaiQuodi Lame. Did the Hispanic crews report the kids? I disagree with your passive-aggressive actions “punishing” others for what happened to your crew. I do understand the desire for retribution - just aim it correctly.

Last fall I hired local kids just to do some yard cleanup in prep for spring. I got a citation from the town, apparently they used a gas blower. Whoever reported it has unleashed an absolute Karen. I have reported so many houses using Hispanic landscapers with gas equipment.

@Enzo_Purrari @ThrillaRilla369 Ok, came here to defend Squirt, and see that I don’t have to. lol Also, Ruby Red Squirt is top shelf!

@ThrillaRilla369 Novelty, intentionally gross sodas should not be considered. They're not widely available and of course they're bad- that's the entire point. Anyway, it's this one:

What’s the nastiest Soda? The one you still wouldn’t drink, even if it was the last one in the house. I’ll go first: Dr Pepper

@Center_Ice_Utah @Enzo_Purrari @ThrillaRilla369 Ruby Red Squirt is awesome!

@Enzo_Purrari @ThrillaRilla369 Okay, but Ruby Red Squirt is 🔥

What your children really want for dinner is you! In an age of constant online connection, we may need to disconnect from technologies and other distractions to truly reconnect with our families. Families grow stronger when they set aside these distractions and spend meaningful time together—learning eternal values like the importance of marriage and children, the purpose of life, and the true source of joy. Parents also have a duty to teach their children practical knowledge apart from gospel principles. Families unite when they do meaningful things together. Happy family experiences strengthen family ties. Camping, sports activities, and other recreation are especially valuable for bonding families. Some may say, “But we have no time for any of that.” To find time to do what is truly worthwhile, many parents will find that they can turn their families on if they all turn their technologies off. What those we love need most is simply time with us. Our Savior, Jesus Christ, is our ultimate role model. He will help us as we strive to build these family bonds.

@Chopsmath @educator4ever36 The “3-year-olds get wiped, so why not the 5-year-olds” is a wild argument. Is there an end to your logic? Say, “12th graders can get their diapers changed too.”? Insanity.

@educator4ever36 Many districts have preschoolers now. What do you think they've been doing all this time?

I went online and looked up the district and the actual policy. It’s all there and it directs teachers to wipe students after they use the bathroom. No way. Never.

This, from the party of supposed empathy.

America’s constitutional conservatives love liberty and would prefer a smaller, more limited government At no point does that approach start to resemble Naziism or any other brand of fascism A preference for a smaller, more limited government leads to the *opposite* of fascism

@BeeGuyTravis I will also admit I mixed up episode 2 & 3’s position in my head. Correction: almost peak ranking.

@BeeGuyTravis Peak ranking when both Travis, and Kyle’s posts are stacked:

Unlike my boss, I will actually rank all the Star Wars movies: The Phantom Menace Revenge of the Sith Attack of the Clones

@LauraPowellEsq Since we are telling the truth, here’s one you may not have grappled with yet: “Alcohol is poison.” — Scott Adams

Everyone recognizes this as a symptom of something bad, right?

Since we are telling the truth, here’s one you may not have grappled with yet: “Alcohol is poison.” — Scott Adams

@GPrime85 Peak humor, most excellent graphics!