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The greatest tweet of all time! Thankyou @dpearsoncfc

@LastManBalling @BhaHarvey The player version ones simply don't last, the heat pressed logos last all of 3 washes.

@BhaHarvey If you're getting snides why not get the player version? Material is so much better, as are the heat pressed logos.

My 2026 World Cup England shirts already here for £10 😍😍

@PolitlcsGlobal Class, another war we're getting dragged into because of the septics.

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: Iran says it has the right to respond to the UK's decision to allow the US to use British bases "These actions will definitely be considered as participation in aggression. We reserve our inherent right to defend the country’s sovereignty and independence"

@Esoteric_Though @upholdreality Scheduled maintenance or a laundry fire?

Ironically, the fact that these dirt world countries can’t grasp scheduled maintenance and rotation is one of the main reasons they suck so bad at war. I’ve served alongside middle easterners, and their maintenance and supply discipline is atrocious. I think it’s an inability to grasp the future.

Iran Military Spokesman: "The retreat of USS Gerald Ford has proven the hollowness of the power of the arrogant. Why should a $13B warship fear small thousand dollars speedboats? It's nothing but a paper tiger. Saddam's fate awaits Trump and Netanyahu."

@Kristine_Froeba @UKinUSA @AliBunkallSKY Your Navy was disabled by a washing machine, pipe down.

@UKinUSA @AliBunkallSKY Contribute what, you’ve no navy?

NEW: The UK alongside France, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands and Japan expresses readiness to contribute to appropriate efforts to ensure safe passage through the Strait of Hormuz 👇 gov.uk/government/new…

@Mattpie95 Feel free to show us a BBC Radio Sheffield interview which involves Paul Cook lol..

Quelle surprise. They lose and Cook sends him out to the media 🤣

@danfopat @TrumpDailyPosts You guys are just annoying, you parrot every word he says like it's bloody gospel. Your military spend is bigger, that's because the nonce likes to post how powerful you are, it's an ego trip and you empty vessels just take it all in..

@TrumpDailyPosts Leave NATO, and pull every single dollar of aid to those countries

Donald J. Trump Truth Social Post 11:18 AM EST 03.17.26 The United States has been informed by most of our NATO “Allies” that they don’t want to get involved with our Military Operation against the Terrorist Regime of Iran, in the Middle East, this, despite the fact that almost every Country strongly agreed with what we are doing, and that Iran cannot, in any way, shape, or form, be allowed to have a Nuclear Weapon. I am not surprised by their action, however, because I always considered NATO, where we spend Hundreds of Billions of Dollars per year protecting these same Countries, to be a one way street — We will protect them, but they will do nothing for us, in particular, in a time of need. Fortunately, we have decimated Iran’s Military — Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti-Aircraft and Radar is gone and perhaps, most importantly, their Leaders, at virtually every level, are gone, never to threaten us, our Middle Eastern Allies, or the World, again! Because of the fact that we have had such Military Success, we no longer “need,” or desire, the NATO Countries’ assistance — WE NEVER DID! Likewise, Japan, Australia, or South Korea. In fact, speaking as President of the United States of America, by far the Most Powerful Country Anywhere in the World, WE DO NOT NEED THE HELP OF ANYONE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

@TrumpDailyPosts Presumably the strait is open now then? 😂 Deluded twat.

@solipsismmusic @GregBaldwinIroh Sacrilege. Do not listen to this imposter.

@GregBaldwinIroh You want Branston Beans. Heinz beans are for children and are too sweet.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?

@drchrisnewton 14 years of cuts to the armed forces, who advised that?

Those who agree with Starmer believes he's being 'oh so clever' at the moment. Believe me, you won't feel so smug and clever if Russia invades the Baltics, starts bombing the UK, and there's no US help.

@Loizeus @ffscurt No way he's back 😂😂

@ffscurt His Greek is all Googled and literal translations like “starboy” to «αστέρι αγόρι», which no Greek would ever say. Spelling errors in English that only an English native would make. He wants personalised Scunthorpe shirts and posts AI dross about Wrexham. It’s the Duke 🤣

‘greek spireite’ with some very strong english political ties. a remarkable grasp of the language for someone who’s recently posting half greek tweets

@kingBuchyk @Amockx2022 How many wars exactly have Europe started?

@Amockx2022 Standing with allies when things get difficult is how alliances work. The US has backed Europe for decades through NATO security guarantees. When crises hit, walking away and calling it spine isn’t leadership it’s passing the burden to others.

BREAKING : UK 🇬🇧 Prime Minister Kier Starmer refused to support US-Israel despite threats from Trump "We are not going to be drawn into wider war. My priority is British interest so i want war to be ended" 🔥 First Spain and Italy, now UK showing spine to the world. RESPECT 🫡

@Bargoedblue @TMasters80 @TheGriftReport What's embarrassing is claiming you've won a war on day one, only to then call on the rest of the world(including China 😂) and they all tell you to fuck off because he's simply an utter prick, possibly a nonce too.

@TMasters80 @TheGriftReport What an embarrassment you are just like the rest of you leftards and the liebor party

STARMER TELLS TRUMP: UK "NOT READY" TO SEND WARSHIPS! Keir Starmer refused President Trump's direct plea for Royal Navy ships to protect the Strait of Hormuz after Iran threatened to shut the route carrying 20% of the world's oil. In a Sunday night phone call, the PM said Britain simply isn't ready offering only mine-hunting drones and missile interceptors instead. Global oil prices have already surged sharply towards $100 a barrel. The Royal Navy has zero minesweepers available and is stretched thin prioritising NATO against Russia. This is embarrassing...

@Ncfc1286 @ash_cfc89 Place names begin with a capital letter mate. Don't they have schools in Nottingham?

@ash_cfc89 you’re*. Do they have schools in chesterfield?

No. Your fucking not. Scabs. +3

@F1 Simply impossible to like this lad .

KIMI ANTONELLI WINS FOR THE FIRST TIME!! 👏🏆 WHAT A DRIVE! 😮‍💨 #F1 #ChineseGP

@JYCFC2001 @JeffKingcfc Minor details dude.

@JeffKingcfc We'll just gloss over the fact that the original context of this was in fact jew hunting and not tenuous football rivalries

@jacobncm Luke Williams stuck about though 👀

@ChesterfieldFC Sammy, Dobs or Markanday

Man of the match nominations? 👀 #Spireites

Max dowman to the WC 👍

@LJ1862 We felt the same until the non league days, some weird fan account called notts county mad or some shit then started slating us on a weekly basis, some other weirdo posted some undercover scouting shit and you started the it's happened again chant. Mansfield are our only rivals.

I don't understand why Chesterfield hate us so much. It's not even a rivalry ffs

@MrBellinghamUS @WorldByWolf Which call would you like us to answer, the "cowards" call, or the "not required call". Keep sucking the deranged orange off mate, you'll soon realise you're the most despised nation on earth.

You are a struggling island nation that no longer has an empire to support it. That is your reality. Your choices are limited. You can rejoin the EU with your tail between your legs. You can submit to either China or Islam. Or you can enter a partnership with the United States. The first two options mean you do not remain who you are. You will become unrecognizable. The third option means you do remain who you are, but admittedly as a junior partner that will occasionally have to do as it’s told. We are reverting to the world as it was before 1914. Great powers will decide the future, not institutions. You need to think very carefully about how you proceed.

Trump started a war that is unravelling at immense speed and now he wants Britain to spend billions of pounds we don’t have and risk the lives of our military to reopen a trade route that is only closed because of the Americans. Starmer should tell Trump to go fuck himself.