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@utdshows So, if Bruno makes one of those beautiful crosses and a Nottingham Forest player scores an own goal, do we count it as a Bruno assist?

🚨🎙️ Patrice Evra jokingly sends a message to Nottingham Forest ahead of tomorrow’s game: 🗣️ “I have a proposal for Nottingham Forest tomorrow 😂 Just let Bruno Fernandes get two assists, and then you can win the game 3-2 if you want. Allow Casemiro to score one of those clutch headers from a Bruno corner or free-kick, then let Šeško grab another goal from a beautiful Bruno pass. After that, you can score as many goals as you like because Manchester United don’t really need the points anymore 😭 At this stage, we are fighting for Bruno’s records and awards too!”

@amerix This county is very disorganized. Ironically, it once had a vice president, yet it is full of old politicians who swindle all the resources.

BUSIA town is one of the worst towns in Western Kenya. Dirty, dimpled, dusty, disorganized, depressing. Nothing to write home about.

@IAmSteveHarvey Iran.

If you can travel anywhere in the world right now, where would it be?

@weehmzeee 🤣

Hii ni lightning naona ama ni Iran wamerusha missile huku Roysambu?

1000 YEARS OF LIES AND EVIL They LIED that they are God’s chosen people to justify dominating the world. They LIED that Africans were primitive to justify invading and colonizing Africa. The genocidal Israel, USA, UK and Europe LIED about Iraq’s “Weapons of Mass Destruction (WMD)” to justify destroying Iraq and murdering millions of Iraqis. They LIED about Afghanistan’s involvement in 911 to justify destroying Afghanistan and murdering hundreds of thousands of Afghanis. They LIED that Gaddafi and Libya had WMD and chemical weapons as an excuse to destroy Libya, Torture, Sodomize and Murder Muammar Gaddafi, Saif Gaddafi and hundreds of thousands of Libyans. More than 30 years ago, they LIED that Iran would produce a nuclear bomb “within 30 days” to justify frequent attacks on Iran. They LIED about Nicholas Maduro and Venezuela to justify their illegal invasion, ABDUCTION of Maduro and his wife and the mass murder of Cubans and Venezuelans. They have LIED about the HEROIC Cubans in order to justify their 65 years of economic blockade, threats and invasion. They LIED about Chile and Allende to justify murdering Allende, overthrowing his democratically elected government and turning Chile into a brutal tyrannical state under Gen. Pinochet. They LIED about the revolutionary Maurice Bishop and Grenada to justify their illegal invasion of Grenada and Bishop’s assassination. They LIED about the Great Revolutionary Thomas Sankara to justify murdering him and destroying the Burkinabè revolution. They LIED about Malcolm X, Martin Luther King Jr., Fred Hampton and the Panther Freedom Fighters to justify murdering them in cold blood. They LIED about Bantu Steve Biko and the Black Consciousness Movement to justify murdering Steve Biko. They LIED about Kwame Nkrumah to justify overthrowing his government and installing a puppet regime in Ghana. They LIED about Samora Machel and the Mozambican revolutionaries to justify murdering him and fermenting a brutal civil war in Mozambique. They LIED about Patrice Lumumba to justify their barbaric torture and brutal murder of him and turning Congo into a permanent bloodbath so that they can continue looting its precious metals and wealth. They LIED about Milton Obote and his Common Man’s Charter to justify overthrowing him and imposing a brutal military regime. They have LIED about everyone and everything since 1884! They have committed GENOCIDE on Palestinians. Israel has nuclear weapons and large stockpiles of nuclear warheads targeting anyone who is not Jewish and White. Their agenda is to DOMINATE, ENSLAVE and EXPLOIT everyone and all countries who/which are not Jewish or White. If you support the genocidal Israel and USA illegal attacks on Iran, you are an incurable idiot!

@_MissVivie First come, the rest should wait for another train or other means of transport.

Only one seat left, Who are you giving it to?

@Sp__ke_ 🤣

Ni gari hua zimeisha kwa yard ndo mtu atoke na Nissan Juke?

@desThemas @amerix Russian man😀

@amerix Or stop having sex with random women, get married and be faithful.. Bare mimimum !!

To avoid this kind of anxiety, doubts, apprehension and fear, — Wear a condom! Take care of your sexual health.

Thomas Sankara was killed because he forgave traitors. Jerry Rawlings survived because he killed all traitors. Learn from History.

@amerix Ayayaa it is too late😃

"If you refuse to get COVID-19 vaccines you will die." "COVID-19 vaccines are safe, effective and have undergone rigorous clinical trials." "I am an expert, and I want to warn you not to listen to misinformation from conspiracy theorists. Get vaccinated. Get a booster." 🤡

When the drivers of a BMW and Mercedes get involved in an accident, they park by the side laugh and exchange numbers. The Passo and Demio drivers start shouting at each other then pick their phones and start calling whoever. A tale of two drivers.

@mugaa_eric Let me move there so I can start farming. Nijenge 10,000-litre tank with drip lines for 5 acres nitoke block. I will handle the purchase of F1 seeds and manage the farm myself.

Update on Mwache Dam; Kwale County. It is now at 73% complete. Hii mtapenda. Delivering the plan!

@BellaBaddie__ Escober.

Can you suggest a baby boy name that sounds like he comes from an ultra-wealthy family ??

@Belive_Kinuthia Anything is possible in life.

Do you know it's possible EDWIN SIFUNA can lose the Senate Seat as well?

@PeakSxnti I liked it Arsenal from a corner, Brentford from a throw-in.

Brentford players are crowding our keeper on every setpiece Referee do something you clown.

@JowyLanda17 It is bad!😀

Let’s show Man United fans how matches are won under pressure tonight.

@Degrata254 Today I was enjoying myself at one of the beautiful beaches in Malindi, and someone told me, ‘Babes, haogopi niko jaba?’ 😂Some dudes though… we can safely call them abnormalities in the population.

Nini hufanya mtu akue gay, surely?

@amerix Today I saw someone throwing plastic bottles from a TX, and I was really pissed. The level of integrity among us is very low. People pollute and have no shame.

We are the problem. We complain about corruption simply because we are not directly benefiting from it. We are morally corrupt.

@_shaarlyy Religion is a silent obstacle to our wealth creation strategy.

Good morning friends. Another Sunday for our parents to go get tricked by their pastors into giving away all their money in the name of "kubarikiwa"🤦🏾‍♀️😹

@LuluHassan Today’s heartbreak for Arsenal… even Benjamin Zulu can’t advise how they’ll get out of this stress. Maybe they should just take Brufen 2×3 for 7 days! 😄

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