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“How about we just make shit up and sell it to retards”
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: $2 trillion Morgan Stanley expects SpaceX $SPCX to reach $3.4 trillion in annual revenue by 2040.
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@chigup36 @AZ_RE_Digest @tmaxftw You make it sound like people need serious training for this.
It’s literally emailing people. not rocket science
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Sending a DocuSign is easy. Negotiating offers, handling inspections, navigating financing issues, coordinating closing, and keeping a deal alive when things go sideways is where experienced agents earn their value.
The barrier isn't the paperwork. It's managing the transaction from start to finish.
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Realtor commissions have been a massive source of cost push inflation for decades. If we want to make homes more affordable, we also need make the transaction costs affordable.
There is no reason to give someone $133,000 to unlock a door and send a Docusign.
Big Bearish@BigBearBummers
They paid $1,642,400 in '23, so a sale at this price will cover realtor commissions and allow a relatively painless escape from their poorly timed purchase. GEE. WHAT A WEIRD COINCIDENCE.
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@AZ_RE_Digest @tmaxftw Accountants went to school to study tax laws. The average person can’t/won’t learn that on their own.
But anyone can host an open house, give you a list of comps, and send the DocuSign. There’s close to zero barriers to do a real estate agent’s job
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@tmaxftw People think of realtor responsibilities the wrong way
You aren't paying a realtor to send DocuSign & open doors
Realtors earn commission for their service, market knowledge & experience
You don't pay accountants to verify your income. You pay them to file your taxes correctly
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@tmaxftw C’mon man… You’re worse than the fake news. No single person will make $133k. One person might gross 53k at 3%. Many teams and brokerages take 30% so your left w 37k then you’ll pay 1/3 in taxes. So in reality someone could make 26k if they broker this deal.
Reality exists.
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This is what a broken brain looks like
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸@infolibnews
"I'm always going to vote for whatever Israel needs—military, financial, or intelligence," Sen. Fetterman tells the American Jewish Committee. "It's a miracle and a paragon of democracy, and the kind of values that we live here in our nation." AJC CEO Ted Deutch gawks at him like a circus act.
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@EmmacraneEmma @MrSausageGet 0% muscle
100% my father and father in law
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Jared Kushner may be one of the most unlikable human beings on the planet.
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@harrysiegel IVF freaks are becoming commonplace and I don’t like it
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@CrisCabo @inferredbylisa yeah that’s him commuting in from Hoboken
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Austin-based podcaster Joe Rogan reportedly being considered for 60 Minutes role. statesman.com/news/politics/…
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@HunterBiden @Cactuscali19912 Do you agree he looks like Nosferatu?
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@njshoreinvest Based on house prices and interest rates, might have to start selling feet pics
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How's a young family supposed to get ahead when the average home costs $800,000?
I bought mine for $380k in 2019. It's worth more than that now.
I'm not winning. I just got lucky on timing. The people behind me are getting robbed in slow motion.
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@AndyBremmen no offense, that park is ugly as sin like most of Queens
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Flushing Meadows Corona Park is New York City’s most underrated asset and if it were in Manhattan rather than Queens it would be globally famous.
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@PolymarketSport he should go on that vacation, no chance argentina wins this tournament anyway
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🚨JUST IN: Emiliano Buendía has been asked to delay his vacation by Argentina
He may receive an emergency World Cup call up due to Nicolás Paz currently being injured
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i know it feels good af to be a leopard and dangle in a tree like this
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How much of a jerkoff do you have to be to run through a packed midtown when Central Park literally exists
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NYC has more bodegas than Walmart has stores in the entire United States.
13,000+ bodegas.
4,600 Walmarts.
The bodega is the only retail format that survived Amazon, COVID, and rising rents.
Tell me where else in America you can get a sandwich, a phone charger, a lottery ticket, and life advice at 3 AM.
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